Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm working but I wish I was drunk. Does that count?

No. Get back to work.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

So, what's up, peeps? Anybody brokebackin'?

I'm really burying myself tonight, huh?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, what's up, peeps? Anybody brokebackin'?

I'm really burying myself tonight, huh?

Just come out of the closet, Tom.

 

[Jame Gumb]

I'm naked.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm naked.

Well, duh.

 

[Jame Gumb]

I'm naked.

Well, duh.

I like the shirt that you're wearing right now.

 

[tommy300]

In, wow I saw some crazy #### at a house party tonight

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

In, wow I saw some crazy #### at a house party tonight

Please share.

 

[tommy300]

adding, playing at Party right now

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

Was anyone nekkid?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

adding, playing at Party right now

Me, too.

 

[tommy300]

In, wow I saw some crazy #### at a house party tonight

Please share.

Well, went to a friends house from work, needless to say a couple girls from work were there and intoxicated. Well they were all over each other and wanted me to whip them with my belt so I did. Bare ###, crazy stuff, for what it's worth, wife was out with co-workers that got let go today....

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm naked.

Well, duh.

I like the shirt that you're wearing right now.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

In, wow I saw some crazy #### at a house party tonight

Please share.

Well, went to a friends house from work, needless to say a couple girls from work were there and intoxicated. Well they were all over each other and wanted me to whip them with my belt so I did. Bare ###, crazy stuff, for what it's worth, wife was out with co-workers that got let go today....

Cool. My wife doesn't let me leave the house.

 

[tommy300]

In, wow I saw some crazy #### at a house party tonight

Please share.

Well, went to a friends house from work, needless to say a couple girls from work were there and intoxicated. Well they were all over each other and wanted me to whip them with my belt so I did. Bare ###, crazy stuff, for what it's worth, wife was out with co-workers that got let go today....

Cool. My wife doesn't let me leave the house.

Since she was out, it was all good. Also got all of the questionable digital pictures erased from the camera Edit: that had me in them...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

In, wow I saw some crazy #### at a house party tonight

Please share.

Well, went to a friends house from work, needless to say a couple girls from work were there and intoxicated. Well they were all over each other and wanted me to whip them with my belt so I did. Bare ###, crazy stuff, for what it's worth, wife was out with co-workers that got let go today....

Cool. My wife doesn't let me leave the house.

Since she was out, it was all good. Also got all of the questionable digital pictures erased from the camera Edit: that had me in them...

link?

 

[tommy300]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

 

[Homer J Simpson]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

 

[Jame Gumb]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

 

[Skylord]

DRUNK

But I recommed you turn safe search off

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

 

[tommy300]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

 

[Jame Gumb]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

Were these whores thonged?

 

[tommy300]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

Were these whores thonged?

One of them, but both had their pants off....

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

lol...used to live in Oconomowoc...

 

[Jame Gumb]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

Were these whores thonged?

One of them, but both had their pants off....

This kind of #### never happens to me without chloroform.

 

[Dentist]

I would p0rk just about anything right now, including dudes and animals

 

[tommy300]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

Were these whores thonged?

One of them, but both had their pants off....

This kind of #### never happens to me without choloform.

Doesn't happen much here either...young chicks, just add booze.

 

[Kung Fu Ballsac]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

Were these whores thonged?

One of them, but both had their pants off....

This kind of #### never happens to me without choloform.

Doesn't happen much here either...young chicks, just add booze.

Would your wife have been mad if you had cheated on her?

 

[tommy300]

No link homer, already downloaded on my friends computer. Partially the only thing I regret is that I left there and the last people there were him and the two girls. Even $$ says the 3 of them are busy at this moment....

Address?

Yeah, address?

Waukesha Wisconsin, just outside of Milwaukee

Were these whores thonged?

One of them, but both had their pants off....

This kind of #### never happens to me without choloform.

Doesn't happen much here either...young chicks, just add booze.

Would your wife have been mad if you had cheated on her?

Yes, very mad....

 

[Skylord]

I would p0rk just about anything right now, including dudes and animals

I'll quote it just so you can never edit it

 

[Jobber]

Long time drunk, first time poster.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

n

 

[Dolfan]

I'm here...

 

[HarryManback]

Does ####ed up = drunk?

 

[The Gator]

I would p0rk just about anything right now, including dudes and animals

I'll quote it just so you can never edit it

 

[Skylord]

Reading Material

 

[-arcK-]

huh?

 

[cactus]

you know the biggest problem I got wioth this thred?

the urge to scroll back to see what I've previoousley typed int his thesdA

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I think I can safely still type in this thread this morning.

 

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

I started this thread along time ago, but have switched over ailiases. I am FUBAR.

 

[Strumey]

Not drunk, but have had a few. I always like to have a few when playing poker online. What I dont like is when I have too many

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Reading Material

If I ever start posting here, shoot me.

 

[Alias]

damn all you drunks beat me to it:

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/categor...bond&type=store

SOLD OUT

 

[LHUCKS]

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

Just starting again.

 

[LHUCKS]

LHUCKS' Text Message Dialogue

LHUCKS: Where are U

Melissa: Do you want to sleep alone

LHUCKS: NO

Melissa: 45 minutes

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

LHUCKS' Text Message Dialogue

LHUCKS: Where are U

Melissa: Do you want to sleep alone

LHUCKS: NO

Melissa: 45 minutes

Sweet! Mine just left.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Is there an official hungover thread? :X

 

[Smoo]