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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Hey.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
I've been blending some strnoig margetitas.
I'm heading out.
I'm heading out.
mr. furley
Footballguy
building in to a nice drunk 
mr. furley
Footballguy
chat up?
The Gator
Footballguy
Almost done with beer #2, buddy?building in to a nice drunk
mr. furley
Footballguy
polishing off #3.. deciding what #4 is going to be. :wastedbanana:Almost done with beer #2, buddy?building in to a nice drunk
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FightingWombat
Guest
In.
mr. furley
Footballguy
loading up the chestnuts right now, gb
The Gator
Footballguy
polishing off #3.. deciding what #4 is going to be. :wastedbanana:Almost done with beer #2, buddy?building in to a nice drunk
THis should be fun.
mr. furley
Footballguy
polishing off #3.. deciding what #4 is going to be. :wastedbanana:Almost done with beer #2, buddy?building in to a nice drunk
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
For later.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
hammered.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
I'm stoned. And trying to get drunk.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
back when I did get stoned I could never seem to accomplish the two at the same time.Either that or I was too stoned to noticed I was drunk.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
Conflicting buzzes. Personally, beer > pot for me. If I smoke, alcohol takes a back seat. Still a fun buzz but not the same.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
HOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Smashed.
On rum.
And vodka.
And gin.
And now beer.
Thinking about getting stoned and/or playing a game of Madden.
I have problems.
On rum.
And vodka.
And gin.
And now beer.
Thinking about getting stoned and/or playing a game of Madden.
I have problems.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm still telling stories about when I threw my back out a couple months ago. The prescription stuff did nothing, so I spent six days straight getting completely smashed and stoned to the bejesus.Good times.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
God Bless You.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Good now. I had a bad couple of months but Im back, baby!
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
My quick story. I was in Pittsburgh last year for a conference. Went bar hopping and got totally trashed. Ran into some folks smoking and proceeded to get the spins on a city bus. I have no idea how I got off that thing. Passed out in a public sitting area in front of the hotel. Woke up at 6 AM and I swear I saw one of the people in the conference jogging in the morning. WhoTF jogs at 6 AM? I was 'sick' that morining.I'm still telling stories about when I threw my back out a couple months ago. The prescription stuff did nothing, so I spent six days straight getting completely smashed and stoned to the bejesus.Good times.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Best conference ever.My quick story. I was in Pittsburgh last year for a conference. Went bar hopping and got totally trashed. Ran into some folks smoking and proceeded to get the spins on a city bus. I have no idea how I got off that thing. Passed out in a public sitting area in front of the hotel. Woke up at 6 AM and I swear I saw one of the people in the conference jogging in the morning. WhoTF jogs at 6 AM? I was 'sick' that morining.I'm still telling stories about when I threw my back out a couple months ago. The prescription stuff did nothing, so I spent six days straight getting completely smashed and stoned to the bejesus.Good times.
Weathermen rock!
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
I passed out on a cement bench. I'm sure that people thought I was a bum. Reminded me of the time I passed out in a dorm in college in my full Halloween regalia. It was the walk of shame the next moring, as my ghoul makeup kind of stood out amongst the many people going to class.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Where did you go to school that people actually went to class?
Zman800
Footballguy
Hi. Bar, free poker, someone buys another bucket of beers.
Someone suggests we play for money at same bar after the regular free game.
More beer flows.
Someone suggests we go to another bar to play more poker.
More beer flows.
Someone drives me home.
More beer flows.
Innernet poker is not dead yet and I'm hammered and do not want to spew huge sums of
I play $0.01/$0. 02 limit poker.
More beer flows.
I cannot see my cards but I'm pretty sure I just clowned these guys for a nifty profit of $0.37 when I was dealt AA twice within 10 hands.
Even with taking a particularly nasty beat for well over $0.06 cents when I temporarily fell asleep during a hand.
Man I'm hammered. I think I'll have another beer.
Someone suggests we play for money at same bar after the regular free game.
More beer flows.
Someone suggests we go to another bar to play more poker.
More beer flows.
Someone drives me home.
More beer flows.
Innernet poker is not dead yet and I'm hammered and do not want to spew huge sums of
I play $0.01/$0. 02 limit poker.
More beer flows.
I cannot see my cards but I'm pretty sure I just clowned these guys for a nifty profit of $0.37 when I was dealt AA twice within 10 hands.
Even with taking a particularly nasty beat for well over $0.06 cents when I temporarily fell asleep during a hand.
Man I'm hammered. I think I'll have another beer.
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phrozen
Footballguy
Good to hear HomerJayGood now. I had a bad couple of months but Im back, baby!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Get me one while you're up.Hi. Bar, free poker, someone buys another bucket of beers.
Someone suggests we play for mnoney at same bar after the regular free game.
More beer flows.
Someone suggest we go to another bar to play more poker.
More beer flows.
Someone drives me home.
More beer flows.
Innernet poker is not dead yet and I'm hammered and do not want to spew huge sums of
I play $0.01/$0. 02 limit poker.
More beer flows.
I cannot see my cards but I'm pretty sure I just clowned these guys for a nifty profit of $0.37 hwen I was dealt AA twice within 10 hands.
Even with taking a particularly nasty beat for well over $0.06 cents when I temporarily fell asleep during a hand.
Man I'm hammered. I think I'll have another beer.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So how you livin'?Good to hear HomerJayGood now. I had a bad couple of months but Im back, baby!
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
good move.Hi. Bar, free poker, someone buys another bucket of beers.
Someone suggests we play for mnoney at same bar after the regular free game.
More beer flows.
Someone suggest we go to another bar to play more poker.
More beer flows.
Someone drives me home.
More beer flows.
Innernet poker is not dead yet and I'm hammered and do not want to spew huge sums of
I play $0.01/$0. 02 limit poker.
More beer flows.
I cannot see my cards but I'm pretty sure I just clowned these guys for a nifty profit of $0.37 hwen I was dealt AA twice within 10 hands.
Even with taking a particularly nasty beat for well over $0.06 cents when I temporarily fell asleep during a hand.
Man I'm hammered. I think I'll have another beer.
phrozen
Footballguy
life is good currently. I am heading out to atlanta tomorrow for a week of business so I am getting plowed tonight. I'm talking with a great girl so we will see how that goesSo how you livin'?Good to hear HomerJayGood now. I had a bad couple of months but Im back, baby!
phrozen
Footballguy
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
phrozen
Footballguy
Zman800
Footballguy
My refrigerator is too far from Columbus my friend.But if you are anywhere near Pickerington I know a friend that can get you a beer.Get me one while you're up.Hi. Bar, free poker, someone buys another bucket of beers.
Someone suggests we play for mnoney at same bar after the regular free game.
More beer flows.
Someone suggest we go to another bar to play more poker.
More beer flows.
Someone drives me home.
More beer flows.
Innernet poker is not dead yet and I'm hammered and do not want to spew huge sums of
I play $0.01/$0. 02 limit poker.
More beer flows.
I cannot see my cards but I'm pretty sure I just clowned these guys for a nifty profit of $0.37 hwen I was dealt AA twice within 10 hands.
Even with taking a particularly nasty beat for well over $0.06 cents when I temporarily fell asleep during a hand.
Man I'm hammered. I think I'll have another beer.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
next time I come to Asheville (who knows when it'll be) we got to hook up. We'll have to discuss beer and FBGs because I think outside of that we may be like oil and water, but who gives a ####.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
walk me one out here to Brighton then, it's only about 25 miles.My refrigerator is too far from Columbus my friend.But if you are anywhere near Pickerington I know a friend that can get you a beer.Get me one while you're up.Hi. Bar, free poker, someone buys another bucket of beers.
Someone suggests we play for mnoney at same bar after the regular free game.
More beer flows.
Someone suggest we go to another bar to play more poker.
More beer flows.
Someone drives me home.
More beer flows.
Innernet poker is not dead yet and I'm hammered and do not want to spew huge sums of
I play $0.01/$0. 02 limit poker.
More beer flows.
I cannot see my cards but I'm pretty sure I just clowned these guys for a nifty profit of $0.37 hwen I was dealt AA twice within 10 hands.
Even with taking a particularly nasty beat for well over $0.06 cents when I temporarily fell asleep during a hand.
Man I'm hammered. I think I'll have another beer.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Can I come too? Oil and water sucks without a silly guinea around.next time I come to Asheville (who knows when it'll be) we got to hook up. We'll have to discuss beer and FBGs because I think outside of that we may be like oil and water, but who gives a ####.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
At least you thought about it. Good enough.And if this Pickerington friend is a 100 lb cheerleader, we will need to talk further.My refrigerator is too far from Columbus my friend.But if you are anywhere near Pickerington I know a friend that can get you a beer.Get me one while you're up.Hi. Bar, free poker, someone buys another bucket of beers.
Someone suggests we play for mnoney at same bar after the regular free game.
More beer flows.
Someone suggest we go to another bar to play more poker.
More beer flows.
Someone drives me home.
More beer flows.
Innernet poker is not dead yet and I'm hammered and do not want to spew huge sums of
I play $0.01/$0. 02 limit poker.
More beer flows.
I cannot see my cards but I'm pretty sure I just clowned these guys for a nifty profit of $0.37 hwen I was dealt AA twice within 10 hands.
Even with taking a particularly nasty beat for well over $0.06 cents when I temporarily fell asleep during a hand.
Man I'm hammered. I think I'll have another beer.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
you sure can. I refuse to discuss politics and/or religion with anyone anyway so we should all be good.Can I come too? Oil and water sucks without a silly guinea around.next time I come to Asheville (who knows when it'll be) we got to hook up. We'll have to discuss beer and FBGs because I think outside of that we may be like oil and water, but who gives a ####.
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