Josie Maran
Footballguy
After six hours of $1 beers, you might be dead tomorrow night.Welcome back GB! You've been missed.I'll be downtown Milwaukee at 3 for $1 beers til 9. I should be ok to join you back here late tomorrow night
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Meh. I do it every few months with some GBs. And we're talking pints...not some dicksy cup. We usually are "ok" until we decide that shots are a good idea around 6 or 7. It's usually not. I plan to be less than coherent and probably in trouble with the old lady.After six hours of $1 beers, you might be dead tomorrow night.Welcome back GB! You've been missed.
I'll be downtown Milwaukee at 3 for $1 beers til 9. I should be ok to join you back here late tomorrow night
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Meh. I do it every few months with some GBs. And we're talking pints...not some dicksy cup. We usually are "ok" until we decide that shots are a good idea around 6 or 7. It's usually not. I plan to be less than coherent and probably in trouble with the old lady.After six hours of $1 beers, you might be dead tomorrow night.Welcome back GB! You've been missed.
I'll be downtown Milwaukee at 3 for $1 beers til 9. I should be ok to join you back here late tomorrow night
OK, I went out at 1:30. I've downed my weight in Miller Lite. We ordered about 45 grape bombs right before happy hour ended, and several people declined their allotment...meaning the pros had to pick up the slack. I've had about 30 habanero wings. Fell off the wagon with a couple of cigarettes. Lost $140 playing golden tee. Then won $95 playing golden tee. Got some more habanero wings to go and just downed them while watching the Simpsons movie.And i'm now sitting at home posting in the ffa.
This should be pretty sad.
But I'm going to meet a college volleyball player for some sexytime in the very near future.
Homer wins the day.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Wasn't this an episode of The L Word?MacArtist said:
Josie Maran
Footballguy
OK, I'm gonna go be the creepy old guy at the college party. 
Oh well, it'll be worth it.
Oh well, it'll be worth it.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bull oney
I cant seehe. gimme 2 mintues and i'll rebut
I cant seehe. gimme 2 mintues and i'll rebut
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strykerpks
Footballguy
So what the #### happened
I show up ant theres 2 locked threads
what the fizuck?
Really?
It's 130 and I got a pizza and mozz sticks and a buncha ####### itlailian #### being delivered
I show up ant theres 2 locked threads
what the fizuck?
Really?
It's 130 and I got a pizza and mozz sticks and a buncha ####### itlailian #### being delivered
strykerpks
Footballguy
oofr 
strykerpks
Footballguy
holy verginer I cant spell
this id a window of opportunity
knock knock
lol punch me in the face
this id a window of opportunity
knock knock
lol punch me in the face
strykerpks
Footballguy
soneone shoot me in the face
####### and beer
####### and beer
strykerpks
Footballguy
Jeebus I was hammed up on Saturday night. Kentucky -10 netted me 2 bills so I proceeded to spend it on shots that night.
Softball meeting tonight. We proceeded to put down 2 pitchers each while we debated batting order
RIP TB
Go Bucks!
Cassius
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
God I admire you. 
And in the bad news category, Homer did NOT get any lovin' on Saturday night. Frick.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Homer's Hammertime Happy Hour coming up reeeeeeeaal soon.
Thorn
Footballguy
I really really hope for some reason some day I end up passing through Ohio.Homer's Hammertime Happy Hour coming up reeeeeeeaal soon.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I really really hope for some reason some day I end up passing through Ohio.Homer's Hammertime Happy Hour coming up reeeeeeeaal soon.
There are good times to be had.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I have 2 issues with the above qutoe....1 - thorn, when are these ####### chat things? Heloooooo I need and invite2 - homer - I will make a weekend to come to ohio, provided you maek a weekend within a year to come to wisconsin.....deal? Thorn, SLB, GM, etc are all invited but I'm the guest of honor and vice versaI really really hope for some reason some day I end up passing through Ohio.Homer's Hammertime Happy Hour coming up reeeeeeeaal soon.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Got up yesterday made breakfast and had a couple of vodka OJ's. Went to my cousins around 11 with a case and a half of beer. We immediately started the poker game. I finally quit around midnight. I drank all of my beer and another 8 or so of somebody else's. I also had 3 pot cookies. My buddy from out of town drove and didn't want to leave so I walked home.It was cold as hell and I forgot my hat. I somehow managed to get lost and had no freaking idea where I was. I thought I was going to freeze to death. Thankfully I somehow managed to figure out wtf I was and made it home.
I just realized what I've been missing in this thread. Nice work, STLB. How's the sister, still on Kauai?
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
She's doing alright I guess. She called my Mom a couple of months ago and that's really I all I care about. Worrying about her daughter and never knowing where she is or if she's safe has really taken a toll on her health.I just realized what I've been missing in this thread. Nice work, STLB. How's the sister, still on Kauai?
YSR
Footballguy
I'm only marginally drunk, but am sitting here watching "Steel Magnolias" while the BF sleeps on couch downstairs. If I let him sleep, I can drink more before bed. If I wake him up to come upstairs to bed, I'm done drinking.
This, folks, is what I like to call a bit of a quandary.
This, folks, is what I like to call a bit of a quandary.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm such a 2nd grader. Poop will always be funnystrykerpks said:
There was a freaking line out of BW3s tonight for the UFC fight. Luckily I was already there, 4 talls deep. Meatheads were abound. I wore my Ackbar shirt. I had the broad market cornered (all 13 of them) and they were so interested in what it was. It ####### ruled. Then some jabroni walked in with the same shirt and ruined the whole ####### thing...swear to God. 2 Ackbar shirts in the same bar. The universe almost explodedI put him in an armbar and snapped his elbow. It wasn't pretty. The BW3 waitress gave me an HJ and gave us our bill for free.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
The former being my deciding to leave the BF downstairs so I can drink more before bed.However, Steel Magnolias has now ended and now I need to find something else to watch. Suggestions?Also, Striperkiss, I don't believe chat is happening at the moment, so don't feel bad.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Gotcha. I don't know what you have as far as movies. But if I were you I would go with Starship Troopers.I've never been to "chat". About 20 pages ago, thorn got me on to AOL and him and I had a long chat. It was fun. I think it would be fun agian. You up for it?The former being my deciding to leave the BF downstairs so I can drink more before bed.However, Steel Magnolias has now ended and now I need to find something else to watch. Suggestions?Also, Striperkiss, I don't believe chat is happening at the moment, so don't feel bad.
YSR
Footballguy
ENGAGE AIM CHATGotcha. I don't know what you have as far as movies. But if I were you I would go with Starship Troopers.I've never been to "chat". About 20 pages ago, thorn got me on to AOL and him and I had a long chat. It was fun. I think it would be fun agian. You up for it?The former being my deciding to leave the BF downstairs so I can drink more before bed.However, Steel Magnolias has now ended and now I need to find something else to watch. Suggestions?Also, Striperkiss, I don't believe chat is happening at the moment, so don't feel bad.
strykerpks
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
:blowsoutcigarette:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
cool story ned.I'm such a 2nd grader. Poop will always be funnystrykerpks said:
YSR
Footballguy
how's Texas?Watching Buffy now. BF downstairs passed out. Woo
Thorn
Footballguy
Dood I wish I knew. They seemed to have died out recently. Maybe it's time to fire it back up again. And IN for Ohio weekend.I have 2 issues with the above qutoe....1 - thorn, when are these ####### chat things? Heloooooo I need and invite2 - homer - I will make a weekend to come to ohio, provided you maek a weekend within a year to come to wisconsin.....deal? Thorn, SLB, GM, etc are all invited but I'm the guest of honor and vice versaI really really hope for some reason some day I end up passing through Ohio.Homer's Hammertime Happy Hour coming up reeeeeeeaal soon.There are good times to be had.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I gotta get my liver back in fighting shape....Dood I wish I knew. They seemed to have died out recently. Maybe it's time to fire it back up again. And IN for Ohio weekend.I have 2 issues with the above qutoe....1 - thorn, when are these ####### chat things? Heloooooo I need and invite2 - homer - I will make a weekend to come to ohio, provided you maek a weekend within a year to come to wisconsin.....deal? Thorn, SLB, GM, etc are all invited but I'm the guest of honor and vice versaI really really hope for some reason some day I end up passing through Ohio.Homer's Hammertime Happy Hour coming up reeeeeeeaal soon.
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
Man.....I freaking lost us a $40 bar tab tonight.
Me and my buddy went to play bar trivia. We were doing well....had missed 4 questions all night and were in 3rd place by 7 points going into the last question. You can risk up to 20 points on the last one so we risked 20. The question:
According to (some study I forget the name of) 4 of the top 6 most peaceful countries are...........?
So we decide to say Norway, Iceland, Sweden and Denmark. We're sure of Norway and Iceland and mostly sure of Sweden and pretty sure of Denmark. We're about to turn our answers in when I pipe up with countries like Vatican City, San Marino, Leichtenstein (sp?).......this gets us second-guessing and we replace Denmark with Vatican City.
The answers? Norway, Iceland, Sweden, Denmark, New Zealand and Austria. (Seriously? Austria????)
Needless to say I feel awful.
But I did have a pitcher of PBR and 5 shots of Jameson.........so...........
Me and my buddy went to play bar trivia. We were doing well....had missed 4 questions all night and were in 3rd place by 7 points going into the last question. You can risk up to 20 points on the last one so we risked 20. The question:
According to (some study I forget the name of) 4 of the top 6 most peaceful countries are...........?
So we decide to say Norway, Iceland, Sweden and Denmark. We're sure of Norway and Iceland and mostly sure of Sweden and pretty sure of Denmark. We're about to turn our answers in when I pipe up with countries like Vatican City, San Marino, Leichtenstein (sp?).......this gets us second-guessing and we replace Denmark with Vatican City.
The answers? Norway, Iceland, Sweden, Denmark, New Zealand and Austria. (Seriously? Austria????)
Needless to say I feel awful.
But I did have a pitcher of PBR and 5 shots of Jameson.........so...........
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I've been absolutely pounding beers since about 2:30. There were more than a feww shots involved as well.
Going back out at 7:45. Someone feel free to kill me...cause I ain't making it 'til 2am.
Ahh, who am I kiddin? The guys I'm picking up are gonna be the ones that can't make it.
Going back out at 7:45. Someone feel free to kill me...cause I ain't making it 'til 2am.
Ahh, who am I kiddin? The guys I'm picking up are gonna be the ones that can't make it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've been absolutely pounding beers since about 2:30. There were more than a feww shots involved as well.
Going back out at 7:45. Someone feel free to kill me...cause I ain't making it 'til 2am.
Ahh, who am I kiddin? The guys I'm picking up are gonna be the ones that can't make it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Good point. That was a poorly constructed sentence, to say the least.St. Louis Bob said:Homer J Simpson said:I've been absolutely pounding beers since about 2:30. There were more than a feww shots involved as well.
Going back out at 7:45. Someone feel free to kill me...cause I ain't making it 'til 2am.
Ahh, who am I kiddin? The guys I'm picking up are gonna be the ones that can't make it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I AM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETARDED!!!!!!!!
Wheeee! I haven'r put in a 12 hour shift in a while. someone pat me on the.###
Wheeee! I haven'r put in a 12 hour shift in a while. someone pat me on the.###
HoldSteady
Footballguy
Hazed & Infused and bong rips. A Good Friday indeed.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
That's weird. Usually my drunk self has to leave notes like that for my sober self.
