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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

Disco Stu said:
Stripper sparkles on my neck. Not mine.
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I might have one more :shrug: Speaking of strippers....my old lady was not too happy wtih me when I asked the big titted hoors over by us. They sucked at beer pong and dice but they showed their boobs and hooked us up with a ton free passes. Go figure. If I hadn't gotten into Miller Park for free becase of my oild lady I'd be..well probably masturbating myself to sleep..but I'd be at the titty bar right now at least

Its already begun :sadbanana:

 
strykerpks said:
Disco Stu said:
Stripper sparkles on my neck. Not mine.
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I might have one more :shrug: Speaking of strippers....my old lady was not too happy wtih me when I asked the big titted hoors over by us. They sucked at beer pong and dice but they showed their boobs and hooked us up with a ton free passes. Go figure. If I hadn't gotten into Miller Park for free becase of my oild lady I'd be..well probably masturbating myself to sleep..but I'd be at the titty bar right now at least

Its already begun :sadbanana:
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Sorry my Rox beat the Brew Crew.P.S. 21 LOB

 
DevilsTrifecta said:
strykerpks said:
Disco Stu said:
Stripper sparkles on my neck. Not mine.
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I might have one more :bs: Speaking of strippers....my old lady was not too happy wtih me when I asked the big titted hoors over by us. They sucked at beer pong and dice but they showed their boobs and hooked us up with a ton free passes. Go figure. If I hadn't gotten into Miller Park for free becase of my oild lady I'd be..well probably masturbating myself to sleep..but I'd be at the titty bar right now at least

Its already begun :lmao:
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Sorry my Rox beat the Brew Crew.P.S. 21 LOB
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Its ok. THere's only 161 more.PS Slight vent - 21 LOB?? ####### really? Carlos Gomez was the Brewers ####### offense today. GOddfreakingdammit that is some bull####.

I do have to say that the few CR fans that made it to Milwaukee were freaking awesome. A pair were behind me in line for the pisser and they were really cool. I was flattered by the good things they had to say about Milwaukee, but I have to say that they were probably the coolest "out of town" fans I've ever met. We shot the #### for about 20 minutes, slammed a few beers and had a good ol time.

I was happy the CR fans had a good time. Too bad they're gonna be disappointed when they lose the next 2 games :bs:

 
im here fr about 20 minutes. then im gonna g have some sex. then im gonna go to bed. then im gonna go paintballing in the morning. then im gonna shower and change. then im gonna go to a bar and get stupid drunk and shove $ into strippers ######s.

 
After last night's accidental drunkenness I was totally planning on laying low tonight. Instead I went over a buddy's place and got mildly drunk with him and his wife...continued it here at home. Probably gonna go out tomorrow too. My liver is pissed.

 
I ducked out of work early and met some friends at the casino. I planned on leaving around 7 but we were winning and I lost track of time. My phone rings at 6:58 and it's Mrs. SLB. ####. I hit ignore and head to the bathroom. It rings again. Ignore. I go to the quitest place and call her back. "WTF are you?!" In the bathroom. "Where!" :unusure. work : "Why TF are you lying to me?@!! I know you are at the casino, your phone called me and I could hear Frank laughing in the background!!11"

:lmao:

It took some fancy talking but I had her calmed down and naked a couple of hours later. :goodposting:

 
Lets see. I had a free day today. Met some friends at the bar and I got to spend some time with a long time friend I don't see so much any more. So I promptly lost about $1200 at the casino with him and two morons aka GB's. The good news is that dinner was great. I reccomend the Mushroom Riosotto. It;s really rich though.

penis

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I ducked out of work early and met some friends at the casino. I planned on leaving around 7 but we were winning and I lost track of time. My phone rings at 6:58 and it's Mrs. SLB. ####. I hit ignore and head to the bathroom. It rings again. Ignore. I go to the quitest place and call her back. "WTF are you?!" In the bathroom. "Where!" :unusure. work : "Why TF are you lying to me?@!! I know you are at the casino, your phone called me and I could hear Frank laughing in the background!!11"

;)

It took some fancy talking but I had her calmed down and naked a couple of hours later. :shrug:
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So what do you have to buy her?

 
derek19 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I ducked out of work early and met some friends at the casino. I planned on leaving around 7 but we were winning and I lost track of time. My phone rings at 6:58 and it's Mrs. SLB. ####. I hit ignore and head to the bathroom. It rings again. Ignore. I go to the quitest place and call her back. "WTF are you?!" In the bathroom. "Where!" :unusure. work : "Why TF are you lying to me?@!! I know you are at the casino, your phone called me and I could hear Frank laughing in the background!!11"

:lmao:

It took some fancy talking but I had her calmed down and naked a couple of hours later. :goodposting:
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So what do you have to buy her?
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Buy her? I guess it is possible that she figured out that the poor thug from NORCO she married somehow figured out how to give her everything she has ever desired, and then some.
 
WednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday and I'm headed to the home opener in a few hours.

This is what happens when I don't take enough vacation.

 
You know what's better than $3 wells? Finding out they're actually $2 wells. :popcorn:

Plastered. Saw my favortie local band. Young chick just left promptly. I enjoy thursday.

 
GB going to the bar at 2pm, having lunch and a bunch of beers while your boss picks up the tab. :bag:

Going back out again after quickly firing one off and grabbing a quick shower. :confused:

 
Disco Stu said:
Telegraph Canyon
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Never heard of these guys.. Sounds really good.
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
Drunk. Pub crawl started at 1. God lm plasterd.
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:2cents: I'm in rough shape right now. :X What a great day.
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Always one of the best days to be in Dallas. So much beer and so much sweet, clean scenery. :mellow: I really should have eaten at some point. Missed the last DART train and ended up lost in the rain.
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The scenery was incredible. :mellow:
 
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