Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[strykerpks]

Weasels? :shuked:Homer J- I am friending you on facebook. Accept me, ####er.

My bad...wrong PM from a "T" name

Weasels was spectacular. Thank you very much.ETA: Fishing, not so much.

We need details on blankey timeBTW I might have had a few tonight

 

[ArcticEdge]

Church

BBQ

4-Wheeling

Cards (pinochle)

Golf

I'd say I earned a G&T to end this hot summer day. Thanks Al Gore.

God Bless our Vets and America!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've officially hit the wall.

 

[Oh Yes!]

I've officially hit the wall.

I just killed a few beers (last in my fridge) and now am drinking wine straight from a bottle (magnum.)When one man falls, the rest lift him up.

on my 3rd captain and coke. god bless.

 

[ArcticEdge]

I've officially hit the wall.

What does this mean?

 

[ArcticEdge]

AE>when you going to be in Seattle and buy me a beer?

Well, it can't be today, I'm watching a Penguins of Madagascar marathon.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've officially hit the wall.

What does this mean?

Drank heavily for 8 days straight...I just can't keep it going.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've officially hit the wall.

What does this mean?

Drank heavily for 8 days straight...I just can't keep it going.

Sunday was 4 in row for me and I drank a whole ####load of JD. I thought I was going to die this morning.I would like to thank my wife for letting me sleep to noon and then making me pancakes & sausage when I did get out of bed.

 

[Debbie Downer]

I've officially hit the wall.

What does this mean?

Drank heavily for 8 days straight...I just can't keep it going.

Sunday was 4 in row for me and I drank a whole ####load of JD. I thought I was going to die this morning.I would like to thank my wife for letting me sleep to noon and then making me pancakes & sausage when I did get out of bed.

You're welcome.. :( (snicker)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've officially hit the wall.

What does this mean?

Drank heavily for 8 days straight...I just can't keep it going.

Sunday was 4 in row for me and I drank a whole ####load of JD. I thought I was going to die this morning.I would like to thank my wife for letting me sleep to noon and then making me pancakes & sausage when I did get out of bed.

That's a keeper there, my friend. :(

 

[brutha]

natty lites n grilled burgers on mem day

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've officially hit the wall.

What does this mean?

Drank heavily for 8 days straight...I just can't keep it going.

Sunday was 4 in row for me and I drank a whole ####load of JD. I thought I was going to die this morning.I would like to thank my wife for letting me sleep to noon and then making me pancakes & sausage when I did get out of bed.

That's a keeper there, my friend. :(

She definitely has her moments. Frankly though, I think we both know that there isn't another person alive that would put up with either of us.

 

[strykerpks]

 

[phrozen]

hi

 

[YSR]

Hello Wisconsin!

 

[strykerpks]

Hello Wisconsin!

 

[strykerpks]

hi

Whats your poison?

 

[YSR]

Hello Wisconsin!

BTW, your sig makes me laugh. Every time.

 

[strykerpks]

Hello Wisconsin!

BTW, your sig makes me laugh. Every time.

Giggity

 

[Disco Stu]

Dallas you drunk sob!

I left my notebook at home I haven't been on here to even see if anyone was up for a few beers. I closed on my house yesterday, flew out at the ######## of dawn this morning and was packing before that.

I'm here through Friday morning though. Impromptu cornhole? I dont even know who is around. I'm at the Westin by the airport, working in Southlake during the day

Thursday night might work.

Got plowed in the hotel bar again.

Damn. Sorry about that. Worked late and then had to get ready for vacation the next morning.All-Inclusive in Cancun = constant drinking. GB three days of eagerly awaiting the 10am poolside bar opening.

 

[strykerpks]

Dallas you drunk sob!

I left my notebook at home I haven't been on here to even see if anyone was up for a few beers. I closed on my house yesterday, flew out at the ######## of dawn this morning and was packing before that.

I'm here through Friday morning though. Impromptu cornhole? I dont even know who is around. I'm at the Westin by the airport, working in Southlake during the day

Thursday night might work.

Got plowed in the hotel bar again.

Damn. Sorry about that. Worked late and then had to get ready for vacation the next morning.All-Inclusive in Cancun = constant drinking. GB three days of eagerly awaiting the 10am poolside bar opening.

NP GB, had to be at the airport by 6am Friday and even that was tough after leaving the hotel bar at like 10.Not sure when, but I'll be sure to give you a heads up when I fly back late this summer

 

[Alias]

o hai

potential roommate - I give it a 69% chance

 

[Homer J Simpson]

o hai

potential roommate - I give it a 69% chance

More info necessary...seriously, you can't just drop this on us and expect that paltry one-sentence explanation to satiate the drunken masses. I smell a Friday Thread!

And p####...I smell ####y.



Oh, and screw my liver, I abused the hell out of it the last two days.

 

[safariplanet]

uHHHHA well. im drunk,

 

[Big Rocks]

Rum and Cokes for me.

 

[strykerpks]

Rum and Cokes for me.

Im not good with names....you come around here much?Me and the old lady had our first relaxing night in our new house.I grilled some BBQ and sundried tomato chicken, some asparagus and some corn on the cob. We built a little bonfire, pulled out a TV and watched the Brewer game and the 2nd half of the Laker v Nugget game. All the while I was suckin beers while she put down a few Captain and dietsI feel no pain right now

 

[StrikeS2k]

Lakers clinch, some tap Mich Lite, and Poker. That's about a perfect Fri Nite

 

[strykerpks]

uHHHHA well. im drunk,

....and?

 

[Big Rocks]

Rum and Cokes for me.

Im not good with names....you come around here much?

Not much, just decided to drop by. I think I posted in here one or twice a while back. Time to pour another one.

 

[strykerpks]

Rum and Cokes for me.

Im not good with names....you come around here much?

Not much, just decided to drop by. I think I posted in here one or twice a while back. Time to pour another one.

[peerpressure]Oh come on. You got at least 2 or 3 in ya.[/peerpressure]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drunk as hell again after my cuz's birthday party.

Gotta be up in 3.5 hours for golf and more drinking.

Life is good.

 

[strykerpks]

Drunk as hell again after my cuz's birthday party.Gotta be up in 3.5 hours for golf and more drinking.Life is good.

You don't even quote me anymore

 

[Teumessian Fox]

Admiral Nelson is a bad mamajama

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drunk as hell again after my cuz's birthday party.Gotta be up in 3.5 hours for golf and more drinking.Life is good.

You don't even quote me anymore

You know I still love ya, GB.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Was completely smashed by 10am...shot an outstanding 80 and won about 40 bucks...came home and slept for a few hours...tended bar and fell mildly in love with a customer...made some decent scratch.

Good day overall.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Was completely smashed by 10am

Wow.Seriously impressed.In my college days, noon was the apex.You are the Jedi Master.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Was completely smashed by 10am

Wow.Seriously impressed.In my college days, noon was the apex.You are the Jedi Master.

7:50 tee time, and I cracked the first one by 8:05. Considering I didn't eat anything, it was probably more like "Completely smashed by 9am."I'm pretty good at what I do.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was completely smashed by 10am

Wow.Seriously impressed.In my college days, noon was the apex.You are the Jedi Master.

7:50 tee time, and I cracked the first one by 8:05. Considering I didn't eat anything, it was probably more like "Completely smashed by 9am."I'm pretty good at what I do.

I think we need to have a drink off.

 

[Disco Stu]

Question for the experts...

Is it possible to become an alcoholic in 5 days? I got very used to drinking by 10am in Cancun. The last day I felt kinda nauseous until my first drink. That feeling continued into this week. As soon as I had a drink, it was gone. So I've been drinking every day...

Spent the afternoon drinking, grilling, and hanging out at the pool. Kinda drunk.

Summer summer summer time....

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Question for the experts...

Is it possible to become an alcoholic in 5 days? I got very used to drinking by 10am in Cancun. The last day I felt kinda nauseous until my first drink. That feeling continued into this week. As soon as I had a drink, it was gone. So I've been drinking every day...

Spent the afternoon drinking, grilling, and hanging out at the pool. Kinda drunk.

Summer summer summer time....

I love daytime drinking.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Was completely smashed by 10am

Wow.Seriously impressed.In my college days, noon was the apex.You are the Jedi Master.

7:50 tee time, and I cracked the first one by 8:05. Considering I didn't eat anything, it was probably more like "Completely smashed by 9am."I'm pretty good at what I do.

I think we need to have a drink off.

I would predict good times.

 

[MrPhoenix]

I am drunk, and I know of one other FBG that is drunk with me.

Notorious T.R.E, please check in.

 

[strykerpks]

I am drunk, and I know of one other FBG that is drunk with me.Notorious T.R.E, please check in.

Sorry I'm not Tre

 

[strykerpks]

Was completely smashed by 10am

Wow.Seriously impressed.In my college days, noon was the apex.You are the Jedi Master.

7:50 tee time, and I cracked the first one by 8:05. Considering I didn't eat anything, it was probably more like "Completely smashed by 9am."I'm pretty good at what I do.

I think we need to have a drink off.

I would predict good times.

I think you need a referee....or a third?

 

[strykerpks]

Question for the experts...

Is it possible to become an alcoholic in 5 days? I got very used to drinking by 10am in Cancun. The last day I felt kinda nauseous until my first drink. That feeling continued into this week. As soon as I had a drink, it was gone. So I've been drinking every day...

Spent the afternoon drinking, grilling, and hanging out at the pool. Kinda drunk.

Summer summer summer time....

Meh your fine. That's just the hangover knocking on the door saying "Housekeeping?"All you gotta do is say "Come back later"

Gotta fight through that ####...which it sounds like you did

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am drunk, and I know of one other FBG that is drunk with me.Notorious T.R.E, please check in.

Totally sober.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am drunk, and I know of one other FBG that is drunk with me.Notorious T.R.E, please check in.

Sorry I'm not Tre

Aren't we all?

 

[strykerpks]

I am drunk, and I know of one other FBG that is drunk with me.Notorious T.R.E, please check in.

Sorry I'm not Tre

Aren't we all?

Aren't we all NOT Tre? I'm cornfused

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am drunk, and I know of one other FBG that is drunk with me.Notorious T.R.E, please check in.

Sorry I'm not Tre

Aren't we all?

Aren't we all NOT Tre? I'm cornfused

I feel dumb (code:drunk) spelling this out, but:Aren't we all sorry we're not TRE??

 

[MrPhoenix]

I am drunk, and I know of one other FBG that is drunk with me.Notorious T.R.E, please check in.

Sorry I'm not Tre

Aren't we all?

Aren't we all NOT Tre? I'm cornfused

I feel dumb (code:drunk) spelling this out, but:Aren't we all sorry we're not TRE??

There's a little TRE in all of us.