Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
dammit, Captain and coke #4 empty, going to fill #5, b.r.b.....
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Official Drunk Thread (7 Viewers)
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Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
I think I've had about 10 beers by now.
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
how hard is it to spell seahawks!?!1? Frick!
badmojo1006
Footballguy
Not drunk (maybe will have a shot later). But I had a really crappy day, so I took my last two Hydrocodone.
I am buzzing
I am buzzing
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
I was wondering what that was about. 
strykerpks
Footballguy
Jeezy Chreezy "the drunk thread is lame"
Running jumping climbing trees....male lesbian
Do you have a flag?
Did I leave the gas on? No....no I'm a ####### squirrel
Ein minuten bitte
What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?
I am a donut
One of the biggest henges in the world
Bob Sacamano was a mass murdering ####head
I'm gonna drive around and put babies on spikes
Running jumping climbing trees....male lesbian
Do you have a flag?
Did I leave the gas on? No....no I'm a ####### squirrel
Ein minuten bitte
What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?
I am a donut
One of the biggest henges in the world
Bob Sacamano was a mass murdering ####head
I'm gonna drive around and put babies on spikes
strykerpks
Footballguy
My name is Pierre...I have come from Paris...I've come to have sex with your family
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Stop calling me Jeezy Chreezy!
strykerpks
Footballguy
You #### my wife? You #### my wife?
strykerpks
Footballguy
You don't know who he is do you?
What, the Spanish-American War, the French Banana-War, what?
Revolutionary war, hung out with Washington....LaFayette...street named after him in New York
Forget it
What, the Spanish-American War, the French Banana-War, what?
Revolutionary war, hung out with Washington....LaFayette...street named after him in New York
Forget it
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Honey wake up. I've just invented a maneuver.
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
Gordon's and Schweppe's on a humid summer evening.....### that.
Super King
Footballguy
EVERCLEAR!!11!!!1!!1
the rover
Footballguy
:fold:
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bacardi? 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Does your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
Does your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
At least at this point I don't think I have any cares. Woooo! #### YOU CARES!!!
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Does your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
strykerpks
Footballguy
That hurts GB. It was either that or MGD 64, which is what the old lady drinks. I buried the Gentleman Jack, Regular Jack and Knob Creek that I had so I opted for maximum alcohol intakeDoes your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
Thinking about finding trying to find a new job. I may start a thread about it next week
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
Why wait?That hurts GB. It was either that or MGD 64, which is what the old lady drinks. I buried the Gentleman Jack, Regular Jack and Knob Creek that I had so I opted for maximum alcohol intakeDoes your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
Thinking about finding trying to find a new job. I may start a thread about it next week
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer's new job search thread didn't turn out so wellWhy wait?That hurts GB. It was either that or MGD 64, which is what the old lady drinks. I buried the Gentleman Jack, Regular Jack and Knob Creek that I had so I opted for maximum alcohol intakeDoes your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
Actually, at 30 I've never had a resume so I"m working on that currently and hope to be done with it by then...will start serious advice questions/searchign thenBut thats not why we're here
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Just bustin' balls, GB. Nothing wrong with a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.That hurts GB. It was either that or MGD 64, which is what the old lady drinks. I buried the Gentleman Jack, Regular Jack and Knob Creek that I had so I opted for maximum alcohol intakeDoes your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
Super King
Footballguy
Anyone want to help me scrape my bowl? Don't feel like wandering around the 'hood looking for one of the locals to sell a dime bag to me.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Actually now that I think about it, for ####s and giggles I watched Pirates of the Carribbean last night.
Thought about this as well. But I'm headed to Chi-town on Friday to see AC/DC so Im gonna have to pick some up between now and then anyways
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
Sure, why not. Where you at?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Barring another SID takeover and subsequent (I cant believe my spell check didnt underline that one after the first type) pruning, congrats on post #3000
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
No wonder you're posting tonight.Give my best to Laura, won't you?Does your husband drink?I just got home from work and I'm moderately buried. GB the place that sells til 1am...I'd have been pissed if I'd have had to come home to an empty fridge. Now I can drink 'til sunrise without a care in the world! WHEEEEE!Bacardi?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Damn, I would have bet good money on #3000 being one of us.Barring another SID takeover and subsequent (I cant believe my spell check didnt underline that one after the first type) pruning, congrats on post #3000
strykerpks
Footballguy
I got 5000 on my radarDamn, I would have bet good money on #3000 being one of us.Barring another SID takeover and subsequent (I cant believe my spell check didnt underline that one after the first type) pruning, congrats on post #3000
Super King
Footballguy
Ok sir. And what is the purpose of your visit?Oh, some guy from the internet asked if I could help him scrape his bowl for resin, so I said to myself, "Why the #### not?".
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
I always do. I even mentioned "colloids" while I was banging her the other night.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Me too...I'm gonna be busy for #4000.I got 5000 on my radar
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
That's hot.I always do. I even mentioned "colloids" while I was banging her the other night.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Yah, work's a beyotch huh?Me too...I'm gonna be busy for #4000.I got 5000 on my radar
strykerpks
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles, do you drink? If so, what's your poison?That's hot.I always do. I even mentioned "colloids" while I was banging her the other night.
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
Oh, Mr. Pickles can drink.Mr. Pickles, do you drink? If so, what's your poison?That's hot.I always do. I even mentioned "colloids" while I was banging her the other night.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Oh, Mr. Pickles can drink.Mr. Pickles, do you drink? If so, what's your poison?That's hot.I always do. I even mentioned "colloids" while I was banging her the other night.
Been a big fan but haven't had much if any interaction based on my sub-mid-lower tier status
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You're SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER in my notebook, GB.
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
I feel your pain, my friend. Well, maybe not feel as much as understand. Or perhaps not understand us much as empathize and donate to your cause.Let's just say I pity you, and as the attache from the UPPER TIERS to the lower tiers, let me just say: Pickles can hold his own.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Awww shucksYou're SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER in my notebook, GB.Been a big fan but haven't had much if any interaction based on my sub-mid-lower tier status
THank you for your candor. That's all well and good, but what does he drink? Putting down a bottle of Walker Blue in one sitting (which for some reason I would envision for him) and doing a 53 second kegstand of Busch Light are two different things...hence the
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I see Pickles as a liquor guy as well, but a little more casual. Vodka tonic...7 and 7...that sort of thing.This could be a fun game. Guess Pickles' Reality Modulator.And by fun, I mean "it's 2:30 and no one else is posting anything".THank you for your candor. That's all well and good, but what does he drink? Putting down a bottle of Walker Blue in one sitting (which for some reason I would envision for him) and doing a 53 second kegstand of Busch Light are two different things...hence the
strykerpks
Footballguy
Raspberry Stoli and Red Bull
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Top it with cranberry juice and you've got yourself a spectacular Summer Cocktail there.Raspberry Stoli and Red Bull
Wait, you're drinking Red Bull at 1:45? Interesting plan...
shut it down
Footballguy
Barring another SID takeover and subsequent (I cant believe my spell check didnt underline that one after the first type) pruning, congrats on post #3000
strykerpks
Footballguy
I thought we were playing the "Guess what Pickles drinks" gameTop it with cranberry juice and you've got yourself a spectacular Summer Cocktail there.Raspberry Stoli and Red Bull
strykerpks
Footballguy
Barring another SID takeover and subsequent (I cant believe my spell check didnt underline that one after the first type) pruning, congrats on post #3000
No worries. Besides swearing, we bust balls in here
Super King
Footballguy
Ich werde wirklich getrunken!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I thought we were playing the "Guess what Pickles drinks" gameTop it with cranberry juice and you've got yourself a spectacular Summer Cocktail there.Raspberry Stoli and Red Bull
Holy #### apparently I forgot about that plan exactly 14 seconds after I posted it. Anyway, I don't see Pickles as a Red Bull kind of guy...maybe a fruity vodka guy, but not a Red Bull guy.
