Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

 

[Oh Yes!]

Drunk as ####. Almost done with my Lennon painting

 

[Homer J Simpson]

at sid's attempts...too bad we don't have a test forum or something.

 

[shut it down]

at sid's attempts...too bad we don't have a test forum or something.

Concept: A-Execution: D

 

[St. Louis Bob]

6 straight I believe. Just mixed a Sky OJ. Now its golf time.

 

[YSR]

:confetti:

 

[shut it down]

[No message]

 

[strykerpks]

All is right with the world. Thank you to whomever restored this small piece of American literature. Beers on me if we ever meet

PS Last night of softball for my Wednesday league. I might have had a few beers and a few shots

 

[shut it down]

I think this thread is chock-full of swell chaps.

 

[strykerpks]

I think this thread is chock-full of swell chaps.

Likewise GB

 

[Big Rocks]

Dollar drafts every Wednesday night at the racetrack.

And the trifecta for the last race was $12700, wish I could have gotten a part of that

 

[Joe Paterno]

oh hai everyone

 

[strykerpks]

oh hai everyone

Where the hell has springroll been? He's the MKE cornhole coordinator... We need another one STATPS Hows life in Madtown treating ya?

 

[Joe Paterno]

oh hai everyone

Where the hell has springroll been? He's the MKE cornhole coordinator... We need another one STATPS Hows life in Madtown treating ya?

Pretty good. Wedding planning. All. The. Time.How are you?

 

[strykerpks]

oh hai everyone

Where the hell has springroll been? He's the MKE cornhole coordinator... We need another one STATPS Hows life in Madtown treating ya?

Pretty good. Wedding planning. All. The. Time.How are you?

Ooof. That sounds awful.Thinking of the plunge next year Doin well, the new house is good other than the jungle the previous owners left us. Lookin to switch jobs perhaps, if I can find one. Other than that, same old same old...minus the peeing on bars thing/hijackI'm drunk

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Slow night at the bar so I strted pouring gigantic Summer Cocktails by 9 o'clock. Then went out and met my former co-workers for my Jewish friend's birthday.

Look at me!!! I have a Jewish friend!!!

I'm completely tanked. It took me 8 minutes to type that.

 

[strykerpks]

Slow night at the bar so I strted pouring gigantic Summer Cocktails by 9 o'clock. Then went out and met my former co-workers for my Jewish friend's birthday.

Look at me!!! I have a Jewish friend!!!

I'm completely tanked. It took me 8 minutes to type that.

T&P GBBeen there many a times

PS Glad to have this thread back

 

[Joe Paterno]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Slow night at the bar so I strted pouring gigantic Summer Cocktails by 9 o'clock. Then went out and met my former co-workers for my Jewish friend's birthday.

Look at me!!! I have a Jewish friend!!!

I'm completely tanked. It took me 8 minutes to type that.

T&P GBBeen there many a times

PS Glad to have this thread back

Hi buddy.So friggin' glad we have our thread agian...I was downright dstraught yesterday.

 

[shut it down]

Slow night at the bar so I strted pouring gigantic Summer Cocktails by 9 o'clock. Then went out and met my former co-workers for my Jewish friend's birthday.

Look at me!!! I have a Jewish friend!!!

I'm completely tanked. It took me 8 minutes to type that.

T&P GBBeen there many a times

PS Glad to have this thread back

Hi buddy.So friggin' glad we have our thread agian...I was downright dstraught yesterday.

Yesterday was the first time I felt iGuilt. Seriously.ETA> GB Homer, are you familiar with a band called "Smoosh"?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

I think that if you're playing Magic the Gathering online, you are pretty much banned claiming a WIN in any situation. Sorry gb.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Slow night at the bar so I strted pouring gigantic Summer Cocktails by 9 o'clock. Then went out and met my former co-workers for my Jewish friend's birthday.

Look at me!!! I have a Jewish friend!!!

I'm completely tanked. It took me 8 minutes to type that.

T&P GBBeen there many a times

PS Glad to have this thread back

Hi buddy.So friggin' glad we have our thread agian...I was downright dstraught yesterday.

Yesterday was the first time I felt iGuilt. Seriously.ETA> GB Homer, are you familiar with a band called "Smoosh"?

Nopr. Indie rock?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

No. I'll put a stop to this nonsense!

 

[shut it down]

Slow night at the bar so I strted pouring gigantic Summer Cocktails by 9 o'clock. Then went out and met my former co-workers for my Jewish friend's birthday.

Look at me!!! I have a Jewish friend!!!

I'm completely tanked. It took me 8 minutes to type that.

T&P GBBeen there many a times

PS Glad to have this thread back

Hi buddy.So friggin' glad we have our thread agian...I was downright dstraught yesterday.

Yesterday was the first time I felt iGuilt. Seriously.ETA> GB Homer, are you familiar with a band called "Smoosh"?

Nopr. Indie rock?

Youtube: Smoosh Jimmy Kimmel This is also unbelievably phenomenal, in a couple ways:

 

[strykerpks]

Slow night at the bar so I strted pouring gigantic Summer Cocktails by 9 o'clock. Then went out and met my former co-workers for my Jewish friend's birthday.

Look at me!!! I have a Jewish friend!!!

I'm completely tanked. It took me 8 minutes to type that.

T&P GBBeen there many a times

PS Glad to have this thread back

Hi buddy.So friggin' glad we have our thread agian...I was downright dstraught yesterday.

DIstraught doesn't even begin....SID, your sins have been forgiven. S'all good in the drunk thread

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Youtube: Smoosh Jimmy Kimmel

This is also unbelievably phenomenal, in a couple ways:

OMFG Smoosh is absolutely terrible! They hurt my musical sensibilities.I can honestly say I would only #### them twice. (each)

 

[shut it down]

LET'S NOT GET THIS SHUT DOWN AGAIN, HOMER.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

LET'S NOT GET THIS SHUT DOWN AGAIN, HOMER.

Oh, now look who's talking...

Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Dude just booked it out the screen door with a handful of nonsense. Watching porn with the neighbor is always a treat.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dude just booked it out the screen door with a handful of nonsense. Watching porn with the neighbor is always a treat.

Are you posting in regards to anything that has been posted before or are you in total stream-of-consciousness right now?

 

[the rover]

started my divorce today. bought a 12 pack of fat tire on the way home around 8. 2 left after the one i just opened.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Dude just booked it out the screen door with a handful of nonsense. Watching porn with the neighbor is always a treat.

Are you posting in regards to anything that has been posted before or are you in total stream-of-consciousness right now?

Yes.

 

[shut it down]

You know what's good at a wedding? A photo booth. Wish I had one at mine.

I made a hilarious photo essay where I simulated the positions that I imagined the bride and groom would be in later.

 

[the rover]

You know what's good at a wedding? A photo booth. Wish I had one at mine. I made a hilarious photo essay where I simulated the positions that I imagined the bride and groom would be in later.

you know what else is good at a wedding? a hooker and a best man with a getaway car.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know what's good at a wedding? A photo booth. Wish I had one at mine. I made a hilarious photo essay where I simulated the positions that I imagined the bride and groom would be in later.

you know what else is good at a wedding? a hooker and a best man with a getaway car.

You know what else is good at a wedding?Not being the groom.Oh, and banging a bridesmaid doesn't hurt either.

 

[strykerpks]

Ok here I am again. Seems like I'm on a bit of a bender. I think this past Sunday was my only sober day since 7/27ish

This was deleted earlier but I think is still funny. For some strange reason I slid on Monday night playing softball and effed up my knee pretty bad.

to me cleaning it that night (NSFW)

 

[TenTimes]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

Counterspell

 

[strykerpks]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

Counterspell

These types of posts couldnt get pruned?? Thanks Aaron Fan

 

[TenTimes]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

Counterspell

These types of posts couldnt get pruned?? Thanks Aaron Fan

Angry drunk? Sorry to hear :thesmileythatisshrugging:

 

[strykerpks]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

Counterspell

These types of posts couldnt get pruned?? Thanks Aaron Fan

Angry drunk? Sorry to hear :thesmileythatisshrugging:

Never angry. Except when I gotta wozsmack a hoRelax chief just bustin balls per usual in this thread.

PS : shrug : (minus the spaces)

 

[shut it down]

TTFR!

:g-rated:

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

Counterspell

Swords to Plowshares

 

[TenTimes]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

Counterspell

These types of posts couldnt get pruned?? Thanks Aaron Fan

Angry drunk? Sorry to hear :thesmileythatisshrugging:

Never angry. Except when I gotta wozsmack a hoRelax chief just bustin balls per usual in this thread.

PS : shrug : (minus the spaces)

Likewise nethumbsalute:

 

[The Z Machine]

oh hai everyone

Where the hell has springroll been? He's the MKE cornhole coordinator... We need another one STATPS Hows life in Madtown treating ya?

Pretty good. Wedding planning. All. The. Time.How are you?

I feel ya bro. I'm up in Jan.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wow was I friggin' TANKED last night. Whoo, that was fun.

 

[TenTimes]

I'm drunk, and playing Magic the Gathering online.

WINNING

Counterspell

Swords to Plowshares

Damnit, now I've got the urge to bust out my speed black deck on some unsuspecting fool

 

[the rover]

I think Fat Tire is my new favorite. Reloaded today. Just realized I'm eligible to post here again tonight.

 

[strykerpks]

I think Fat Tire is my new favorite. Reloaded today. Just realized I'm eligible to post here again tonight.

Wait til you try the new/old Schiltz

 

[the rover]

I think Fat Tire is my new favorite. Reloaded today. Just realized I'm eligible to post here again tonight.

Wait til you try the new/old Schiltz

I'll try it, but when I want cheap beer, I usually go for the 18 pack of Rainier.

 

[urbanhack]