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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

dotman said:
Zow said:
Steve Tasker said:
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been downing shiner bock and watching spongebob for the past 2 and half hourswhats going on with you guys?
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Video games, waiting for Wox to tell stories
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drinking sam blackberry witbier. may switch to some jameson triple. i threw up, but not from the beer. the girl i dated is either crazy or really is pregnant. i'm at a loss.
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Holy ####### #### my friend...I could have told you she was crazy even though I never met her just from looking at your facebook page, I thought you would have figured that out by now...hopefully she is crazy and that's it. Any reason to think the pregnant claim has any validity at all?
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How many times have you heard stories that start, "I JUST dumped this chick and what do you know she came back and said she was pregnant," and end "Holy crap. I'm a dad"? How many have you heard that end, "It turns out she's just insane"? She's not pregnant.
 
Bob Sacamano said:
dotman said:
Zow said:
Steve Tasker said:
' said:
been downing shiner bock and watching spongebob for the past 2 and half hourswhats going on with you guys?
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Video games, waiting for Wox to tell stories
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drinking sam blackberry witbier. may switch to some jameson triple. i threw up, but not from the beer. the girl i dated is either crazy or really is pregnant. i'm at a loss.
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Holy ####### #### my friend...I could have told you she was crazy even though I never met her just from looking at your facebook page, I thought you would have figured that out by now...hopefully she is crazy and that's it. Any reason to think the pregnant claim has any validity at all?
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How many times have you heard stories that start, "I JUST dumped this chick and what do you know she came back and said she was pregnant," and end "Holy crap. I'm a dad"? How many have you heard that end, "It turns out she's just insane"? She's not pregnant.
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I hear ya (and she has said she's not now after the fastest blood test in the history of mankind) but the small percentage (and yes, there was a slight possibility she could have been telling the truth) makes it scary enough.
 
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I was recovering from a brutal weekend and golf league was cancelled yesterday...so I went 3 whole days without drinking. So I was intending for tonight to be Day 4...until a buddy of mine that was at the bar ordered a round of shots, including one for the bartender...and then 4 of the more attractive servers came out to the bar and were buying the bartender some drinks...then I went out and met them for a beer...then I went and met my former co-workers for a beer...needless to say, Homer is drunk.

And is totally gonna start banging a server from my other bar. She actually came behind my bar and was treating me like a stripper pole for about 5 minutes. :lmao: 20 year old volleyball player from YSU. :lmao:

 
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
My liver ####### HATES me:rolleyes:
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:lmao:Mine moved out.
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SeriuoslyMy old lady is in Chicago during the weekdays this summer nannying for her 4 month old niece (and now shes doing her "Country Jam" in Eau Claire til Sunday). So I have softball 2 nights, maybe golf mixed in there and then the weekend comes. She does concerts with her mom and sister and stuff so I have been basically living the live of a bachelor since June 20.Since July 1, I've been sober the 7th, 12th 14th and 21st. 90% oft he time I coudn't even post here. My boss asked me if I "had a problem" :lmao:Tomorrow is gonna suck big fat floppy donkey richard
 
strykerpks said:
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
My liver ####### HATES me:rolleyes:
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:lmao:Mine moved out.
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SeriuoslyMy old lady is in Chicago during the weekdays this summer nannying for her 4 month old niece (and now shes doing her "Country Jam" in Eau Claire til Sunday). So I have softball 2 nights, maybe golf mixed in there and then the weekend comes. She does concerts with her mom and sister and stuff so I have been basically living the live of a bachelor since June 20.Since July 1, I've been sober the 7th, 12th 14th and 21st. 90% oft he time I coudn't even post here. My boss asked me if I "had a problem" :lmao:Tomorrow is gonna suck big fat floppy donkey richard
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Are you going to the Great Taste of the Midwest in two weeks?
 
urbanhack said:
strykerpks said:
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
My liver ####### HATES me

:rolleyes:
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:lmao: Mine moved out.
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SeriuoslyMy old lady is in Chicago during the weekdays this summer nannying for her 4 month old niece (and now shes doing her "Country Jam" in Eau Claire til Sunday). So I have softball 2 nights, maybe golf mixed in there and then the weekend comes. She does concerts with her mom and sister and stuff so I have been basically living the live of a bachelor since June 20.

Since July 1, I've been sober the 7th, 12th 14th and 21st. 90% oft he time I coudn't even post here. My boss asked me if I "had a problem" :lmao:

Tomorrow is gonna suck big fat floppy donkey richard
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Are you going to the Great Taste of the Midwest in two weeks?
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Unfortunately no. But I (and a number of FBG) will be going to the Great Lakes Beerfest in late September
 
Stayed in tonight and it was quite refreshing. Had a few drinks watching the Brewers #### the bed yet again and catching up on some FFA/:e: reading. By "a few" I mean a half a bottle of Bacardi and a few beers. Probably a bad sign that I'm only slightly buzzed :wall:

Tomorrow is going to be bad. Starting in the afternoon for $1 beer til 9 at a local bar with a GB. I might be home early ;)

 
Homer J Simpson said:
George Jefferson Airplane said:
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Working on it again tonight. :banned:
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Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GB
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Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...
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Don't do it, everything is smaller in Rhode Island.
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Then I'd fit right in!...so to speak. :thumbup:
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It makes bowling difficult, this I can say for sure.
 
Homer J Simpson said:
George Jefferson Airplane said:
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Working on it again tonight. :shrug:
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Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GB
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Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...
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Don't do it, everything is smaller in Rhode Island.
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Wait...so even the 16 year old strippers are smaller? Man, this thing just keeps getting better!
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You sir, always look on the bright side of life. :rolleyes:
 
Goddamit the battery on my wireless mouse just took a #### and I have no AA batteries in the house :rolleyes:

#### me. I hate the touchpad

 
Oh man. You know how I know when I'm really drunk? When I can do dirty and quite possibly illegal things to Mrs. SLB and I can't follow through because the room is spinning. ####.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh man. You know how I know when I'm really drunk? When I can do dirty and quite possibly illegal things to Mrs. SLB and I can't follow through because the room is spinning. ####.
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lolI should have laid a bit low on teh weed too. Our neighbors came over and my GB, who is black, smokes the chronic like I smoke cigs. I don't know why I even try to keep up anymore.

LOOK AT ME WE HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!!!

 
I'm on Kirin #7 at the NWA World Club in Nagoya Japan. I think I have time for 3 or 4 more before we board, at which point i iwll pass out and hopefully not wake up until we hit detroit.

 
strykerpks said:
Stayed in tonight and it was quite refreshing. Had a few drinks watching the Brewers #### the bed yet again and catching up on some FFA/:e: reading. By "a few" I mean a half a bottle of Bacardi and a few beers. Probably a bad sign that I'm only slightly buzzed :pickle:Tomorrow is going to be bad. Starting in the afternoon for $1 beer til 9 at a local bar with a GB. I might be home early :gang1:
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:moneybag:you never call.
 
I'm mildly worried. I drank a friggin' gallon of vodka at work, plus about 5 beers as I was closing things down, plus one for the road, plus I'm on my 2nd one right now at home...and I feel slightly buzzed, at best. :lmao:

(obviously the "gallon" is an exaggeration, but I'm saying at least 8 extremely stiff Homer-pours of vodka...)

 
Jesus. I love softball nights. We played at 6 and I went BACK into work and showed up at the bar at 9. Its now 12 and I'm rocked. :popcorn:

 
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