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How many times have you heard stories that start, "I JUST dumped this chick and what do you know she came back and said she was pregnant," and end "Holy crap. I'm a dad"? How many have you heard that end, "It turns out she's just insane"? She's not pregnant.
I hear ya (and she has said she's not now after the fastest blood test in the history of mankind) but the small percentage (and yes, there was a slight possibility she could have been telling the truth) makes it scary enough.
Is this where you send the poor and unfortunate free money?
I'm drinking crystal light and vodka because my cranberry juice is all gone. MAN DRINK.
20 year old volleyball player from YSU.
Way to be a team player, GB.
SeriuoslyMy old lady is in Chicago during the weekdays this summer nannying for her 4 month old niece (and now shes doing her "Country Jam" in Eau Claire til Sunday). So I have softball 2 nights, maybe golf mixed in there and then the weekend comes. She does concerts with her mom and sister and stuff so I have been basically living the live of a bachelor since June 20.Since July 1, I've been sober the 7th, 12th 14th and 21st. 90% oft he time I coudn't even post here. My boss asked me if I "had a problem"My liver ####### HATES me
Tomorrow is gonna suck big fat floppy donkey richard
Are you going to the Great Taste of the Midwest in two weeks?SeriuoslyMy old lady is in Chicago during the weekdays this summer nannying for her 4 month old niece (and now shes doing her "Country Jam" in Eau Claire til Sunday). So I have softball 2 nights, maybe golf mixed in there and then the weekend comes. She does concerts with her mom and sister and stuff so I have been basically living the live of a bachelor since June 20.Since July 1, I've been sober the 7th, 12th 14th and 21st. 90% oft he time I coudn't even post here. My boss asked me if I "had a problem"My liver ####### HATES me
Go eat another booger Lupus.
Unfortunately no. But I (and a number of FBG) will be going to the Great Lakes Beerfest in late SeptemberAre you going to the Great Taste of the Midwest in two weeks?SeriuoslyMy old lady is in Chicago during the weekdays this summer nannying for her 4 month old niece (and now shes doing her "Country Jam" in Eau Claire til Sunday). So I have softball 2 nights, maybe golf mixed in there and then the weekend comes. She does concerts with her mom and sister and stuff so I have been basically living the live of a bachelor since June 20.My liver ####### HATES me
Since July 1, I've been sober the 7th, 12th 14th and 21st. 90% oft he time I coudn't even post here. My boss asked me if I "had a problem"
Tomorrow is gonna suck big fat floppy donkey richard
No idea about Stars, but consider yourself slapped high.
With one key exception.
Oof, that was harsh GBDisco Stu said:With one key exception.strykerpks said:
Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
Welcome
The more the merrier. What's your drink of choice? Got any debaucherous stories? Pics of hot broads?
Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
I'm too late 
Don't do it, everything is smaller in Rhode Island.Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
Then I'd fit right in!...so to speak.Don't do it, everything is smaller in Rhode Island.Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
It makes bowling difficult, this I can say for sure.Then I'd fit right in!...so to speak.Don't do it, everything is smaller in Rhode Island.Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
Wait...so even the 16 year old strippers are smaller? Man, this thing just keeps getting better!Don't do it, everything is smaller in Rhode Island.Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
You sir, always look on the bright side of life.Wait...so even the 16 year old strippers are smaller? Man, this thing just keeps getting better!Don't do it, everything is smaller in Rhode Island.Too late.I'm now checking out the Providence jobs on Monster...Homer>hiStay away from threads about Rhode Island GBWorking on it again tonight.
You should play halo or something to get your mind off of things.Goddamit the battery on my wireless mouse just took a #### and I have no AA batteries in the house
lolI should have laid a bit low on teh weed too. Our neighbors came over and my GB, who is black, smokes the chronic like I smoke cigs. I don't know why I even try to keep up anymore.
Stayed in tonight and it was quite refreshing. Had a few drinks watching the Brewers #### the bed yet again and catching up on some FFA/:e: reading. By "a few" I mean a half a bottle of Bacardi and a few beers. Probably a bad sign that I'm only slightly buzzedTomorrow is going to be bad. Starting in the afternoon for $1 beer til 9 at a local bar with a GB. I might be home early
you never call.
I really gotta stop doing this ####.
PS Hi, its been a while since I checked in. Let me assure you I have only been sober on Tuesday...and even that was debatable given how much I drank Friday-Monday 
Mine moved out.
