urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Can you fax me one?Mrs. SLB says mixing Vicodin and JD could kill me.We'll see about that.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Can you fax me one?Mrs. SLB says mixing Vicodin and JD could kill me.We'll see about that.
Oh, and 
for later
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
They gave me a ton of these things. I've been hopped up for 3 days now. GB Tivo.You also know I will fax you both asap.Can you fax me one?Mrs. SLB says mixing Vicodin and JD could kill me.We'll see about that.Oh, and
for later
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
815.671.8757They gave me a ton of these things. I've been hopped up for 3 days now. GB Tivo.You also know I will fax you both asap.Can you fax me one?Mrs. SLB says mixing Vicodin and JD could kill me.We'll see about that.Oh, and
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
815.671.8757They gave me a ton of these things. I've been hopped up for 3 days now. GB Tivo.You also know I will fax you both asap.Can you fax me one?Mrs. SLB says mixing Vicodin and JD could kill me.We'll see about that.
Feeling pretty numb right now. Cal just threw up. Mrs . SLB is a bit on edge. Thank god the Cards game is coming on and this cold pack deal. Damn, I could have used a couple of these back in the day.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
815.671.8757They gave me a ton of these things. I've been hopped up for 3 days now. GB Tivo.You also know I will fax you both asap.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Stupid Blackberry.If you want a still pic of me check out the 3rd pic in the "fellas would you wear this shirt" thread. Remarkably similar.Feeling pretty numb right now. Mrs . SLBD is a bit on edge.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Stupid Blackberry.If you want a still pic of me check out the 3rd pic in the "fellas would you wear this shirt" thread. Remarkably similar.Feeling pretty numb right now. Mrs . SLBD is a bit on edge.
Cracked beer #1 
Wrigley
Footballguy
Wait, Hack........you from Joliet?815.671.8757They gave me a ton of these things. I've been hopped up for 3 days now. GB Tivo.You also know I will fax you both asap.Can you fax me one?Mrs. SLB says mixing Vicodin and JD could kill me.We'll see about that.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
815 spreads far and wideBelvidere, Bradley, Channahon, Crystal Lake, De Kalb, Dixon, Frankfort, Freeport, Harvard, Joliet, Kankakee, La Salle, Lockport, Loves Park, Machesney Park, Marengo, McHenry, Mendota, Morris, New Lenox, Ottawa, Peru, Plainfield, Pontiac, Princeton, Rochelle, Rock Falls, Rockford, Romeoville, Streator, Sycamore, Wonder Lake, Woodstock
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
No....efax.Wait, Hack........you from Joliet?815.671.8757They gave me a ton of these things. I've been hopped up for 3 days now. GB Tivo.You also know I will fax you both asap.
Wrigley
Footballguy
I know, but a reverse search shows that number is from Joliet.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
easy chief...i'll never be outside of the city limits.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Just finished beer #62+ hours for 6 beers?I better step my game upStupid Blackberry.If you want a still pic of me check out the 3rd pic in the "fellas would you wear this shirt" thread. Remarkably similar.Feeling pretty numb right now. Mrs . SLBD is a bit on edge.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
No ####. I'm on my 5th triple JD.Just knocked out the hitter too.strykerpks said:Just finished beer #62+ hours for 6 beers?I better step my game upstrykerpks said:St. Louis Bob said:Stupid Blackberry.If you want a still pic of me check out the 3rd pic in the "fellas would you wear this shirt" thread. Remarkably similar.urbanhack said:Feeling pretty numb right now. Mrs . SLBD is a bit on edge.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Picked up some Jack tonight but was going to stay away from it for some reason
Guess I'll switch to keep up.Now since you killed the hitter, I guess I gotta scrape a res bowl
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Picked up some Jack tonight but was going to stay away from it for some reason
I'm screwed. Mrs. SLB just fell asleep. I gotta get all of my own #### now. As if taking care of me, a sick 5.5 yo and a 2.5 yo is tough.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bottle (possible mixer...not sure how you roll) and cooler full of ice right next to you down?Picked up some Jack tonight but was going to stay away from it for some reason
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Works for me GB.Bottle (possible mixer...not sure how you roll) and cooler full of ice right next to you down?Picked up some Jack tonight but was going to stay away from it for some reason
I'm going to hobble over to the bar and make another.I'm swapping between standup on Comedy Central and Coming To America.You?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Caught the early showing of Coming to America. But when I saw it was on, I put the real one in. Thats not a movie that translates well onto Bravo.Now....not sure why, but Im watching the Brewers piss one away to the Snakes.
Oh and nice series sweep earlier this week
Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.....Win the whole ####in thing####....now I gotta throw in Major League
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I agree.Watched the ump blow a call at home and the Cards lost 1-0. Atlanta pitched one helluva gane though.
Now....not sure why, but Im watching the Brewers piss one away to the Snakes.
Oh and nice series sweep earlier this week
####....now I gotta throw in Major League
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It's funny Cal started kindergarten at the school I went to. Now, they didn't have that when I webt there. I didn't start until the 2nd grade for being kicked out of public school for fighting.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
:bells:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Awwwww is a 10+ game lead in the division not good enough?I agree.Watched the ump blow a call at home and the Cards lost 1-0. Atlanta pitched one helluva gane though.
Now....not sure why, but Im watching the Brewers piss one away to the Snakes.
Oh and nice series sweep earlier this weekWell then I guess there's only one thing left to do.....Win the whole ####in thing
####....now I gotta throw in Major League
Anyways, the Jack is going down much better.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
strykerpks
Footballguy
:subscribe:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So anyway, it is weird to see the inside of the school again. I almost got kicked out the first day. At recess I picked out the biggest kid and promptly kicked his ###.That didn't go over well.He has been a good friend ever since.Should I go on?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Cals first day you kicked the biggest kid's ###? By all means, go on
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
LoLMy first day. 1979 I believe.Well, they tamed me down for a year or so. Alright, my pop said he would kill me if I got kicked out again.Everything was fine for a while but I missed the female attention. At PS I was a hero at CS I was a square.Cals first day you kicked the biggest kid's ###? By all means, go on
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So in the 5th grade there was this red head Italian broad that was cut as she was smart. Plus her dad owned a pizza joint.
We had this tough science test coming up and as usual my seat is right in front of the teachers desk. I learned early that most people are morons because she read us test questions directly from the test. Well, I shouldn't say that. She mixed the answers up but oh yeah, she had the entire thing right in front of me.
So I wrote the answers down.
We had this tough science test coming up and as usual my seat is right in front of the teachers desk. I learned early that most people are morons because she read us test questions directly from the test. Well, I shouldn't say that. She mixed the answers up but oh yeah, she had the entire thing right in front of me.
So I wrote the answers down.
strykerpks
Footballguy
You need a blog
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Just a few tame stories I don't mind sharing with my GB's here.I don't do the rest of that stuff. It is sorta a fallback plan.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Had a couple at work and am enjoying the delectable crispness of many many cold Miller Lites.
Wheeee!
Wheeee!
the rover
Footballguy
hey. someone stole my phone today, and I got a $1000 bill from my divorce lawyer (who I never met with) for showing up to a meeting that I walked out on after 45 minutes. I can't afford to get divorced and my house is probably going to go into foreclosure.
on the plus side, I had my local fantasy league's draft at my new rental, and told everyone that I had no booze yet. they filled my refrigerator with beer and brought me 4 bottles of bourbon.
on the plus side, I had my local fantasy league's draft at my new rental, and told everyone that I had no booze yet. they filled my refrigerator with beer and brought me 4 bottles of bourbon.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I feel like breakdancin'!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
BTW, no love for my Monk-E-Mail from yesterday? I was laughing my arrsse off when I made that...I guess it's funnier when you're smashed at 6am.
the rover
Footballguy
I liked his hat.BTW, no love for my Monk-E-Mail from yesterday? I was laughing my arrsse off when I made that...I guess it's funnier when you're smashed at 6am.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Here's to good friends...hey. someone stole my phone today, and I got a $1000 bill from my divorce lawyer (who I never met with) for showing up to a meeting that I walked out on after 45 minutes. I can't afford to get divorced and my house is probably going to go into foreclosure.on the plus side, I had my local fantasy league's draft at my new rental, and told everyone that I had no booze yet. they filled my refrigerator with beer and brought me 4 bottles of bourbon.
And yeah, your only viable option at this point is to drink yourself silly.
the rover
Footballguy
that's actually why I had no booze. it's not like I didn't get around to buying any.Here's to good friends...hey. someone stole my phone today, and I got a $1000 bill from my divorce lawyer (who I never met with) for showing up to a meeting that I walked out on after 45 minutes. I can't afford to get divorced and my house is probably going to go into foreclosure.on the plus side, I had my local fantasy league's draft at my new rental, and told everyone that I had no booze yet. they filled my refrigerator with beer and brought me 4 bottles of bourbon.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Homer! :hi:
So the next peroid starts and -girl is sitting behind me. If there is anything that goodies are looking for it is good grades. So I figure I shoulkd help her out. You know what I mean?
So the next peroid starts and -girl is sitting behind me. If there is anything that goodies are looking for it is good grades. So I figure I shoulkd help her out. You know what I mean?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sorry GB...caught it at work and didn't respond out of respect for the drunk thread codeBTW, no love for my Monk-E-Mail from yesterday? I was laughing my arrsse off when I made that...I guess it's funnier when you're smashed at 6am.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Your only solution is to stick your #### in her...am I right...huh? Am I right?
