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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

Went to my buddy's restaurant, had steak and shrimp. Just ravaged Mrs. SLB who is now passed out nekkid. I'm getting a whisky, watching a old episode of Cheers and going to bed. :thumbup:

 
The Ghost of Common said:
call me #### but I just drank a large bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and I am feeling good.Listening to alice in chains.
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i am sitting here trying to figure out if I am cooler than you because I am drunk on keystone light.I am just not sure.
 
Thanks...I'm ok here. My sister got caught in some bad #### last night but she's ok today.

I've got some GBs coming in about 2 hours for pre-tailgate cocktails. So I gotta clean up a bit and head to the liquor store. How much are those plastic cups with the jaegerbomb shot built in?

 
Cops took me home. I passed out in the middle of posting here. I dont have my keys and broke into my house. I'm a pile of sheyite today.

 
strykerpks said:
Cops took me home. I passed out in the middle of posting here. I dont have my keys and broke into my house. I'm a pile of sheyite today.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: You're my f###### hero.Going out shortly to watch my Bengals beat up on the Stillers, and hopefully nail a college chick. Hopefully a worthwhile update will be forthcoming. :banned: :lmao:
 
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
Cops took me home. I passed out in the middle of posting here. I dont have my keys and broke into my house. I'm a pile of sheyite today.
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:no: :lmao: :lmao: You're my f###### hero.Going out shortly to watch my Bengals beat up on the Stillers, and hopefully nail a college chick. Hopefully a worthwhile update will be forthcoming. :lmao: :football:
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:lmao:I just called the last bar I was at to see if they had my keys. Unfortunately no but....The owner said I went to the waitress station to pay my tab. Apparently she had a full drink that I took, looked at her, said "Hey sugartits", slammed the drink and grabbed her boob and walked away :lmao:Yeah, and I signed my tab, but left my CC there too.Doing the worm, shirtless in the Miller Park parking lot was probably a bad choice as wellAm I 21 or 31? I'm such a ####tard:lmao:
 
Showed up late for the usual Tuesday night bar thing due to brown chicken brown cow reasons. Got this text while drinking...

I have come in my hair.
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:whistle:We won some trivia too. Suck it "Suck it Trebek". :banned:
 
We've got a tough road game this week. Headed to Minneapolis for the 13th installment of Badger v Gopher with Stryker and his GBs. Historically this matchup has produced some stellar performances including urinating on bars, body slams through tailgate tables, buring garbage at 3am to stay warm and various other acts of drunken behavior.

See you all on Sunday (I hope). Keep those drinks flowing this weekend! :stalker:

:banned:

 
Oh Yes! said:
St. Louis Bob said:
M&D out of town and I'm taking care of their cats. I just got into Dad's scotch.It's on.
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I'm drinking a jar full of captain and eating some za
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Mason jar?One of thedive I used to hang at sold them that way. You could get a mason jar mixed drink for $4.50. It was like getting 4 drinks. Two drinks and I was hammered. I stopped going because a bunch of yuppies started going there. :lmao:
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh Yes! said:
St. Louis Bob said:
M&D out of town and I'm taking care of their cats. I just got into Dad's scotch.It's on.
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I'm drinking a jar full of captain and eating some za
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Mason jar?One of thedive I used to hang at sold them that way. You could get a mason jar mixed drink for $4.50. It was like getting 4 drinks. Two drinks and I was hammered. I stopped going because a bunch of yuppies started going there. :unsure:
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Yessir, only way I drink 'em at home
 
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I am a card carrying beer snob. Sam Adams and Sierra Nevada are usually as low as I go, as they are formally great microbrews who sold out.

Tonight I'm imbibing Coors light in cans.

God have mercy on my colon.

 
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