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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

####ty day at work, so here's what I'm going to do (work already in progress): drink copious amounts of beer on my front porch and play reckless hands of online poker.

WHO'S WITH ME?

 
Worked at the bar tonight. What I assumed would be a boring, dead, make-no-money Wednesday night turned out pretty damn good. I was busy, the chef made me some spectacular risotto, I took home about $175, and got completely tanked in the process.

Good times! I feel like the old Homer...you know, the one from a few weeks ago. He's a pretty good dude. :goodposting: :shrug:

 
1/2 pint of beam mixed w/ mexican coke (the beverage), 2 vicodin, 2 glasses of wine. Getting ready to snooze in uno momento.

 
I is drunk. Feeling so aloof right now. Should I bang this busty blond at the risk my ex shoots her? No, I'm actually serious. I've seen the gun,.

 
I is drunk. Feeling so aloof right now. Should I bang this busty blond at the risk my ex shoots her? No, I'm actually serious. I've seen the gun,.
Where does your ex live now? Wasn't she originally from Tannersville? How does she knews who you're banging?
 

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