Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Goldminer1]

Moose Drool:

http://www.bigskybrew.com/Our_Beers/Moose_Drool



Got the Montana Mixer...its a 12 pack with the Scape Goat / Moose Drool / Trout Slayer Ale / Big Sky IPA in it.

 

[The Z Machine]

Wha. driz

 

[UniAlias]

:X



How's everyone doing tonight?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

How's everyone doing tonight?

How's Dirk?

 

[UniAlias]

How's everyone doing tonight?

How's Dirk?

good night moon

 

[strykerpks]

asd dsghkilaghior ag klgnfra nr a gfaroingfr;o nafioar iranf or

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

asd dsghkilaghior ag klgnfra nr a gfaroingfr;o nafioar iranf or

Is that your reaction to Trevor Hoffman's recent travails?

 

[YSR]

Tonight could get messy.Reasons:1.) Been on a 500-calorie/day diet for the last 24 days - today is the last day, thankfully, but I've only had about 120 of my allotted calories so far today2.) Other than a "cheat" at a wedding last Saturday night, I've been alcohol-free for the diet for the last 24 days as well3.) Got into a HUGE fight with my BF earlier - so bad that I've been driving around town for an hour and am now back at the office rather than going home.This will likely get done with a vengence tonight.

Big talk.

 

[strykerpks]

asd dsghkilaghior ag klgnfra nr a gfaroingfr;o nafioar iranf or

Is that your reaction to Trevor Hoffman's recent travails?

Wow. That's all I could muster last night. I don't remember the cab ride home. ANd then apparently we went out to a corner bar after that. Time for Derby Days. A day where GBs and I drink a ton. Actually it's a normal Saturday but we start earlier and named this one:crack:

 

[strykerpks]

asd dsghkilaghior ag klgnfra nr a gfaroingfr;o nafioar iranf or

Is that your reaction to Trevor Hoffman's recent travails?

Wow. That's all I could muster last night. I don't remember the cab ride home. ANd then apparently we went out to a corner bar after that. Time for Derby Days. A day where GBs and I drink a ton. Actually it's a normal Saturday but we start earlier and named this one:crack:

Derby Days = successverginer

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Where the hell is everyone? WTF??

I tried to post from the bar but couldn't find this thread...apparently PAGE FRIGGIN' TWO is an appropriate spot on a weekend. I'm so disappointed in you people.

I was unbelievably hungover and laying in bed at 8:30 pm. I got a call and rallied like a touring pro...2 giant vodka and red bulls, a masturbation session, a nice cool shower and I was at the bar by 9:15. PRO!

And in the "oh by the way" category, I will say that sucking down Red Bull while masturbating is a totally underrated activity.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Leave it to stryker...goddayummmm he's good peeps.

 

[Jutz]

someone brought grolshager to the company department party and i had multiple shots and multiple beers... needless to say... i was the first and olnly one to jump in the pool tonight... cannonbal style... and i tore it up on some keryokey with some 'bourne to be wiled action'... definitely a promotion in my future!!!!

After jumping in the pool... i followed up with some WHOOOOOOOOO Rick Flair style with hands in the air.

 

[Jutz]

yeah man... what... whooddatta..alright... time for some sleeptagenariantisticaliszm... yeah... whooooooaaaahhhh

 

[kevzilla]

No keeping up with you guys.

But Mudslides taste good, and the Longhorns won in 14 innings.

Life is sweeeeet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

someone brought grolshager to the company department party and i had multiple shots and multiple beers... needless to say... i was the first and olnly one to jump in the pool tonight... cannonbal style... and i tore it up on some keryokey with some 'bourne to be wiled action'... definitely a promotion in my future!!!!After jumping in the pool... i followed up with some WHOOOOOOOOO Rick Flair style with hands in the air.

You're gonna be talked about on Monday GB.

 

[Jutz]

someone brought grolshager to the company department party and i had multiple shots and multiple beers... needless to say... i was the first and olnly one to jump in the pool tonight... cannonbal style... and i tore it up on some keryokey with some 'bourne to be wiled action'... definitely a promotion in my future!!!!After jumping in the pool... i followed up with some WHOOOOOOOOO Rick Flair style with hands in the air.

You're gonna be talked about on Monday GB.

what is this country coming to when you can't even sexually harass dumb whores???

 

[Homer J Simpson]

someone brought grolshager to the company department party and i had multiple shots and multiple beers... needless to say... i was the first and olnly one to jump in the pool tonight... cannonbal style... and i tore it up on some keryokey with some 'bourne to be wiled action'... definitely a promotion in my future!!!!After jumping in the pool... i followed up with some WHOOOOOOOOO Rick Flair style with hands in the air.

You're gonna be talked about on Monday GB.

what is this country coming to when you can't even sexually harass dumb whores???

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!!!!

 

[Jutz]

someone brought grolshager to the company department party and i had multiple shots and multiple beers... needless to say... i was the first and olnly one to jump in the pool tonight... cannonbal style... and i tore it up on some keryokey with some 'bourne to be wiled action'... definitely a promotion in my future!!!!After jumping in the pool... i followed up with some WHOOOOOOOOO Rick Flair style with hands in the air.

You're gonna be talked about on Monday GB.

what is this country coming to when you can't even sexually harass dumb whores???

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

######.

Penis.

 

[strykerpks]

Leave it to stryker...goddayummmm he's good peeps.

My brotha

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Vag is censored!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Leave it to stryker...goddayummmm he's good peeps.

My brotha

You and me at a bar would be like matter and anti-matter colliding.

 

[strykerpks]

someone brought grolshager to the company department party and i had multiple shots and multiple beers... needless to say... i was the first and olnly one to jump in the pool tonight... cannonbal style... and i tore it up on some keryokey with some 'bourne to be wiled action'... definitely a promotion in my future!!!!After jumping in the pool... i followed up with some WHOOOOOOOOO Rick Flair style with hands in the air.

You're gonna be talked about on Monday GB.

what is this country coming to when you can't even sexually harass dumb whores???

Whores are awesome. And hopefully they put out

 

[strykerpks]

Leave it to stryker...goddayummmm he's good peeps.

My brotha

You and me at a bar would be like matter and anti-matter colliding.

It would be an explosion of awesomeness. And whores would cum just looking at us. And dudes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Leave it to stryker...goddayummmm he's good peeps.

My brotha

You and me at a bar would be like matter and anti-matter colliding.

It would be an explosion of awesomeness. And whores would cum just looking at us. And dudes.

:lao:

 

[strykerpks]

Leave it to stryker...goddayummmm he's good peeps.

My brotha

You and me at a bar would be like matter and anti-matter colliding.

It would be an explosion of awesomeness. And whores would cum just looking at us. And dudes.

:lao:

I like when dudes cum to me

 

[strykerpks]

I should probably delete the previous post

#### it

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I should probably delete the previous post#### it

VAGIINATEST I CLESWANGThe language filter needs some serious updating.

 

[strykerpks]

I should probably delete the previous post#### it

VAGIINATEST I CLESWANGThe language filter needs some serious updating.

weenerseckshy manboobs12yearoldWorking ok on my end

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I should probably delete the previous post#### it

VAGIINATEST I CLESWANGThe language filter needs some serious updating.

weenerseckshy manboobs12yearoldWorking ok on my end

Man I could totally go for my weener having the sechs and breaking a 12yearold hy man.Boobs.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't know if this is normal, but I'm just throwing empty beer cans into the corner of my living room.

And there are several already there...I'm just adding to the pile.

 

[strykerpks]

My old lady says I'm ######ed because I'm laughing at that. I can't rebut.

She's a dumb braod.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My old lady says I'm ######ed because I'm laughing at that. I can't rebut.She's a dumb braod.

F%^k the laws of matter...we need to hang out.How do you feel about barfights?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't know if this is normal, but I'm just throwing empty beer cans into the corner of my living room.And there are several already there...I'm just adding to the pile.

Plus, I'm spitting in the other corner.

 

[strykerpks]

My old lady says I'm ######ed because I'm laughing at that. I can't rebut.She's a dumb braod.

F%^k the laws of matter...we need to hang out.How do you feel about barfights?

Agreed.Plus, I'll kill a ###### if he ####s with my boi homer. Thats how I feel about barfightsEdit exceptwhen someone destroys postradamus' jaw. I'll gladly back away

 

[strykerpks]

Ok, I'm going to go have sex now. When I say "go have sex" I mean pass out.

Brown chicken brown cow

:masturbate:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

It's only 3:30 in the morning and this place is dead. Where the hell are all the other good drunks?

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

Just got back from the casino. Hit two shoes in a row where the count went over 25. Un-freaking-believable. Too bad you can only bet 100 max.

When the second shoe was almost done I scored an double down ace on nine and then on ten. I got up and left at that point.

Needless to say I'm very happy right now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My body is very, very, angry with me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

like a drifter, I was born to walk alone

 

[strykerpks]

70 and sunny in Milwaukee today. Perfect drinking weather

PS ool @ last night

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

Got about 7 minutes left on my great pork chops with cream of mushroom sauce and rice

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Crack

 

[boom king]

Crack

oh BS

 

[Frostillicus]

sweet jesus is this thread hard to find

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Coors Light will not get you drunk!

 

[Frostillicus]

Coors Light will not get you drunk!

It will, it just takes a lot. Good notebook.I've been going with some captains since I got back from the bar, and yes I realize this means I don't have great taste in booze. But what does have good taste is these frozen white castles. Damn this is good stuff.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Coors Light will not get you drunk!

It will, it just takes a lot. Good notebook.I've been going with some captains since I got back from the bar, and yes I realize this means I don't have great taste in booze. But what does have good taste is these frozen white castles. Damn this is good stuff.

WC Lounge is always a treat...until the next day.

 

[strykerpks]

Coors Light will not get you drunk!

It will, it just takes a lot. Good notebook.I've been going with some captains since I got back from the bar, and yes I realize this means I don't have great taste in booze. But what does have good taste is these frozen white castles. Damn this is good stuff.

Good idea.With all the "Coors/Miller/Bud is #### beer" sentiment around here, I'd like to know if the "Jack/Captain/etc" are "acceptable" boozes.It would be 14 pages of bull#### so I say when it comes to the captain.