Spartans Rule
Footballguy
No one's posted in this thread for 3 hours?
It's Wednesday and I'm drunk and I demand satisfaction.
It's Wednesday and I'm drunk and I demand satisfaction.
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Official Drunk Thread (6 Viewers)
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Black Taco
Footballguy
should have stopped in here last night. was too busy eating $12 worth of taco bell though. gb 50 cent draft night.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
My mother was born the day the ABomb was dropped.
I just got done consoling her because she really had a hard time grasping the fact that she is 65. It really hit her hard.
Then she went to bed and we played dice for 4 hours.
I just got done consoling her because she really had a hard time grasping the fact that she is 65. It really hit her hard.
Then she went to bed and we played dice for 4 hours.
gary mexico
Footballguy
i'M HEADED to the Pide in the sky, likely to neever returrn after this night. Was a good run.. Well not really. 
:takesoffonleaftoheaven: water weight sklows things down so could take a while. i might check in from time to time if i can see from the leaf to make sure things are cool down here. Cya on the Black Side
:takesoffonleaftoheaven: water weight sklows things down so could take a while. i might check in from time to time if i can see from the leaf to make sure things are cool down here. Cya on the Black Sidegary mexico
Footballguy
Such grief...Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
VROOOM VROOM!!!! VROOOM!!!!!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
What the hell has happened to this thread?
Thorn
Footballguy
GM's thread about nothing.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I refuse to let this die.That trhead may be the best thing to happen to us drunks.I may be drinking wine and schnapps right now but that doesn't take away from the fact that I'm drunk, right??We've lost boom king, Oh Yes!, Homer J Simpson and Josie Maran. Thats 2 people, tops. Lets fight this thing like we're...ummm...like we're ####### drunk!!Who's with me?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Shortly.Am currently involved in a heated Words With Friends rematch with the BF (he won the last game, beating me for the first time ever). I'm pissed, have just opened a bottle of wine to start the calming process so that I can sleep.I've told him we are not going to bed until we finish this game, but he won't last that long.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I swear I just sent this text to a GB
"Ur wrong...tyler houston just confirmed on his fb page that she tossed his S while alex ochoa went to the tailpipe"
All because of allegations of a certain femail we know allegedly "knowing" Bill Hall...in the biblical sense
"Ur wrong...tyler houston just confirmed on his fb page that she tossed his S while alex ochoa went to the tailpipe"
All because of allegations of a certain femail we know allegedly "knowing" Bill Hall...in the biblical sense
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
I tried, guy. You didn't respond.I drank wine tonight.They mostly come out at night....mostlyThorns there
Celph Titled
Footballguy
I'm watching Curb and drinking a soda.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh, hello.
I'm on Moslon Canadian number 4 or 8 on the day. Not sure why I bought this brand today; only to say it was $9.89 a twelve at Rite-Aid and it sounded great on ice on a near 100 Degree Portland day.
What a whoopasss day today was. Took the boys out on an adventure, with the lone goal of beating the heat and finding a creek/river/swim hole to keep us cool. Found it and more. Wife shooting a wedding tonight, so just the mans. Got back at dusk, showered up, hit Buffalo Wildwings, DQ for Blizzards and they are out like STLBOB on ambien.
What a glorious day.
I'm on Moslon Canadian number 4 or 8 on the day. Not sure why I bought this brand today; only to say it was $9.89 a twelve at Rite-Aid and it sounded great on ice on a near 100 Degree Portland day.
What a whoopasss day today was. Took the boys out on an adventure, with the lone goal of beating the heat and finding a creek/river/swim hole to keep us cool. Found it and more. Wife shooting a wedding tonight, so just the mans. Got back at dusk, showered up, hit Buffalo Wildwings, DQ for Blizzards and they are out like STLBOB on ambien.
What a glorious day.
YSR
Footballguy
Did you get any butter while you were there?
Fuller
Footballguy
go wild man go
Celph Titled
Footballguy
I'm also playing cards.
Fuller
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
I love Susie.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
Haven't had gin and juice before. Makes gin actually OK to drink.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
No, but it's nice to know that that option exists in spades should I have wanted and or needed a nice selection of butters.
"Butter, butter, (points to cottage cheese) butter..."
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Hi guys.
badmojo1006
Footballguy
I am on my second Sierra Nevada Autumn Brown Ale
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
get to sleep in tomorrow.
thank god
thank god
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I think I'm going to get buzzed up for the FBG draft tonight.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
My old lady is going to her weekly "Project Runway" get-together tonight.
Gonna pull out the little bit of reefer I have left and put back about 10 beers.Can I join your draft and commentate?
PS Nice roll
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My old lady is going to her weekly "Project Runway" get-together tonight.Gonna pull out the little bit of reefer I have left and put back about 10 beers.
Can I join your draft and commentate?
PS Nice roll
I can be such a loser most of the time.ETANot to mention that the guy who picks right before and after me OWNS a fantasy football website.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
Yeah, we got back to the room last Saturday night and I asked Mrs. SLB, what time is it? 1-2?Bob it's 10:13.
Pacing is key.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Hey, you sit in 110 degree heat slamming beer and lets see how long you last.Yeah, we got back to the room last Saturday night and I asked Mrs. SLB, what time is it? 1-2?Bob it's 10:13.
Pacing is key.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Evening chaps
kevzilla
Footballguy
Now there's somebody who knows how to pace himself.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Now there's somebody who knows how to pace himself.
I have a draft tomorrow in a league of GBs from high school. 2 years ago after our draft we walked to a townie bar about 6 blocks from where we drafted. The Shot Parade was on from there. I was picked up by the cops for hitch hiking at 3:30am after I passed out on a tractor next to said bar. Details are fuzzy at best but 3 pitchers of water over my head didn't wake me up so they left me and I couldn't figure out how to get back (5 blocks one way, a left, then another block)I plan on slurring by round 5 tomorrow.
Here's to not hitch-hiking tonight
