Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

[Maggot Brain]

We need to kick some serious Euro ### in this Ryder Cup. And Gents, I am now on my way to the beach to watch the sunrise .

Not driving myself. My best buddy says hey while I'm sipping on Kraken. Only second time and it's definitely better this time

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Samuel L Bronkowitz???

A drunk I truly respect

Anyone know if stryperks is still happily married? Glad he hasn't bgeen around for a while. Probably means he doing okI hope

Stryker got a little drunk one day and said a few things to get himself banned until 2012Samuel is one and the same

 

[Maggot Brain]

Spekaing of music, seeing Tom Petty tomorrow night. And ZZ Top is opening. If ####### love Tom Petty.

Chick didn't text me back, godd dammnit. I may have hit her back too quickly, I was ready to call a cab.

Is that the ryder cup I hear on TV. I ahve bets on it that carry over from yesterday's tsunami. SWEET, late-night action!!!!

Oh ####...good call on the RyderWatched 30 mins of rain last night before going to bed

Petty (as you know)

Give this song a lsiten:

good one ...think I'll throw some Petty in there, too. Any stevie Nicks fans?

 

[BRONG]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...

Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Samuel L Bronkowitz???

If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED ####LESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"

 

[BRONG]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...

Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

 

[BRONG]

Samuel L Bronkowitz???

If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED ####LESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"

Love it.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

BRONG>I know who you are right?Thats a ####ed up situation. I kinda went throut the same thing but without the neighbor thing.

 

[BRONG]

Ooh, spoke too soon, she must've still been wrapping things up at work, this just came thru.: "Good good. Just getting off work. Wierd summer."

God I hope she's not still sober. Please.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

Wow...no..I couldn't get past thatThat's Just my personality though...Not friends with any of my exes, cut that off like cauterizing a woundAnd witha "friend"?Damn sure there'd be blood there

 

[Maggot Brain]

Samuel L Bronkowitz???

A drunk I truly respect

Anyone know if stryperks is still happily married? Glad he hasn't bgeen around for a while. Probably means he doing okI hope

Stryker got a little drunk one day and said a few things to get himself banned until 2012Samuel is one and the same

Thx for the 411....I'm sure he''ll have some unique anecdotes to entertain us with upon his return......

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Ooh, spoke too soon, she must've still been wrapping things up at work, this just came thru.: "Good good. Just getting off work. Wierd summer."God I hope she's not still sober. Please.

Christ, did a cow #### in here?

 

[BRONG]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

BRONG>I know who you are right?Thats a ####ed up situation. I kinda went throut the same thing but without the neighbor thing.

SLBD here. Yeah, I tried to help but I can tell he's not listening to anybody. Still spinning. I actually think he could use some advice like I see here a lot..like mabye strangers are better to hear from and ask questions, I don't know. Part of the reason I mentioned it...Mr. Bronkowitz, to what alias do i owe this pleasure?

 

[Maggot Brain]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

Wow...no..I couldn't get past thatThat's Just my personality though...Not friends with any of my exes, cut that off like cauterizing a woundAnd witha "friend"?Damn sure there'd be blood there

yup

 

[Maggot Brain]

We need to kick some serious Euro ### in this Ryder Cup. And Gents, I am now on my way to the beach to watch the sunrise . Not driving myself. My best buddy says hey while I'm sipping on Kraken. Only second time and it's definitely better this time

Now at Cocoa Beach outside Ron Jon's surf shop. Cops are prowling buy we're parked and hid the keys in our usual spot. Chillin' and waiting on the sun to come up.. Believe it or not, there are surfers out here :wacked:

 

[BRONG]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...

Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

Wow...no..I couldn't get past thatThat's Just my personality though...Not friends with any of my exes, cut that off like cauterizing a wound

And witha "friend"?

Damn sure there'd be blood there

That's the part I can't believe. He didn't say what he did, so I know he didn't do anything. She must've been ####### Carver or something.I took him and the kids to an AVs game, glass seats or wharever you call it, take their mind off it. man is the daughter EXACTLY like her domineering Mom. Looks, everything. Kind of disturbing. She thinks Mom is superwoman, not good.

EDIT: texting picking up, spelling going down.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Bronkowitz - former strkyrpnks

 

[BRONG]

We need to kick some serious Euro ### in this Ryder Cup. And Gents, I am now on my way to the beach to watch the sunrise . Not driving myself. My best buddy says hey while I'm sipping on Kraken. Only second time and it's definitely better this time

Now at Cocoa Beach outside Ron Jon's surf shop. Cops are prowling buy we're parked and hid the keys in our usual spot. Chillin' and waiting on the sun to come up.. Believe it or not, there are surfers out here :wacked:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, since I got no 2nd reply text, wtf, i'll go back to the story, eeven though i have no idea while i'm telling it. I think someone was talking about divorce, anyway...

Can you imagin walking in on your wife, WITH A FRIEND? I knew the chick pretty well, from college. He forgives her (I never coulda) and they try for a bit only to realize it's not gonna work. DUH. And now it's coming out that she'd been ####### other guys. No, REALLY? But the twist is that they're all married and close by, like in the neighborhood. She a full-blown homewrecker, like gets off on it. Gnarly, he's a mess.

BRONG>I know who you are right?Thats a ####ed up situation. I kinda went throut the same thing but without the neighbor thing.

SLBD here. Yeah, I tried to help but I can tell he's not listening to anybody. Still spinning. I actually think he could use some advice like I see here a lot..like mabye strangers are better to hear from and ask questions, I don't know. Part of the reason I mentioned it...Mr. Bronkowitz, to what alias do i owe this pleasure?

It is the drunk thead so I'll give you a break...this is strykerpks. SLBD, we've had casual interactions but never have been formally introduced. I'm Stryker Samuel > nice to meet you sir! I was "that guy" at one point.

Its like a band-aid, rip it off right away. You shouldn't be the one to spill the beans, but he needs to know right away. Do you know anyone who can break the news?

"Shes cheating, GTFO"

THats it. I really wish I had that kind of advice back in the day.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Do booze and antibiotics mix?Oh who am I kidding, booze and everything mix.

True on SO many levels

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Do booze and antibiotics mix?Oh who am I kidding, booze and everything mix.

True on SO many levels

MB where are you now?

 

[Maggot Brain]

Bubba and Overton are kickin' some SERious Euro A** in the 4 ball comp. The rookies are smokin right now

 

[Maggot Brain]

Do booze and antibiotics mix?Oh who am I kidding, booze and everything mix.

True on SO many levels

MB where are you now?

Beach cabana on Cocoa Beach, watching Ryedr cup and sippin Kraken, and looking at a250 lb ### with a string bkini try to dance

 

[BRONG]

Strykier, he's already gone, got an apartment, it's done. But he's just still haveing trouble is all, although he says he isn't it, I can see it. Like the recent news of there being other married men, he's just now finding that out. It's actually good in a way, should keep hiim from going back, which he did the first time.

I'm definitely drunk.

 

[BRONG]

Bubba and Overton are kickin' some SERious Euro A** in the 4 ball comp. The rookies are smokin right now

Wasn't Pavin laughed at for pairing them?What is kracken?

 

[BRONG]

posting in the fbg drunk thread wihile in a cabana on the beach, trippin....is money.

 

[BRONG]

Cab's here. it was fun.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Bubba and Overton are kickin' some SERious Euro A** in the 4 ball comp. The rookies are smokin right now

Wasn't Pavin laughed at for pairing them?What is kracken?

Yes, he was laughed at for p[airing 2 rooks together. Kracken it is . I'm drunk

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

posting in the fbg drunk thread wihile in a cabana on the beach, trippin....is money.

I you

 

[Maggot Brain]

posting in the fbg drunk thread wihile in a cabana on the beach, trippin....is money.

Not any more :soontobelayedoff:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Bubba and Overton are kickin' some SERious Euro A** in the 4 ball comp. The rookies are smokin right now

Wasn't Pavin laughed at for pairing them?What is kracken?

Yes, he was laughed at for p[airing 2 rooks together. Kracken it is . I'm drunk

I had 3 Krakens tonight :usnure:

 

[Maggot Brain]

posting in the fbg drunk thread wihile in a cabana on the beach, trippin....is money.

I you

Yeah, and I'm scared cause I starting to this 250lb a** with the bikinki I'm staring at. Hopefully my buddy comes back from upstairs before I do something ?stupid?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Cab's here. it was fun.

GB you buddyHave a great night(which I know you will)

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

posting in the fbg drunk thread wihile in a cabana on the beach, trippin....is money.

I you

Yeah, and I'm scared cause I starting to this 250lb a** with the bikinki I'm staring at. Hopefully my buddy comes back from upstairs before I do something ?stupid?

13 years removed I still own the "Harpoon Award" from my fraternity. Things happen. After a few years, no one cares. Hit that stuff. I guarantee the head will be better than average

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Cab's here. it was fun.

GB you buddyHave a great night(which I know you will)

TU>working on a notebook > whats your drink of choice?

 

[Maggot Brain]

posting in the fbg drunk thread wihile in a cabana on the beach, trippin....is money.

I you

Yeah, and I'm scared cause I starting to this 250lb a** with the bikinki I'm staring at. Hopefully my buddy comes back from upstairs before I do something ?stupid?

13 years removed I still own the "Harpoon Award" from my fraternity. Things happen. After a few years, no one cares. Hit that stuff. I guarantee the head will be better than average

DAM......seriously thinkin' about it. Wish my buddy would get back here soon

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

posting in the fbg drunk thread wihile in a cabana on the beach, trippin....is money.

I you

Yeah, and I'm scared cause I starting to this 250lb a** with the bikinki I'm staring at. Hopefully my buddy comes back from upstairs before I do something ?stupid?

13 years removed I still own the "Harpoon Award" from my fraternity. Things happen. After a few years, no one cares. Hit that stuff. I guarantee the head will be better than average

DAM......seriously thinkin' about it. Wish my buddy would get back here soon

If you are <23-27Hit the fat girl. I repeat, hit the fat girl.Trust me. You'll understand if/when youre >28

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Cab's here. it was fun.

GB you buddyHave a great night(which I know you will)

TU>working on a notebook > whats your drink of choice?

Jack and Coke or a nice local brew

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Cab's here. it was fun.

GB you buddyHave a great night(which I know you will)

TU>working on a notebook > whats your drink of choice?

Jack and Coke or a nice local brew

:noted:I'm a John man myself

 

[Maggot Brain]

Cab's here. it was fun.

GB you buddyHave a great night(which I know you will)

TU>working on a notebook > whats your drink of choice?

Jack and Coke or a nice local brew

:noted:I'm a John man myself

Jamesons man here....and this big girl is really shaking the ground as she tries to 'get low' as they say. Dam glad my budyy is back now.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Gonna be tough to make the 0715 sunrise. Starting to fade.......:snore:. Down to my last Kraken...All they have now is Natural light/ice(yuck).

 

[Maggot Brain]

Gonna be tough to make the 0715 sunrise. Starting to fade.......:snore:. Down to my last Kraken...All they have now is Natural light/ice(yuck).

 

[Tremendous Upside]

GB you buddyHave a great night(which I know you will)

TU>working on a notebook > whats your drink of choice?

Jack and Coke or a nice local brew

:noted:I'm a John man myself

Jamesons man here....and this big girl is really shaking the ground as she tries to 'get low' as they say. Dam glad my budyy is back now.

At a bar I am a "Guinness and a shot of Jamo" dude

 

[Postradamus]

ahammerhd

belch

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Gonna be tough to make the 0715 sunrise. Starting to fade.......:snore:. Down to my last Kraken...All they have now is Natural light/ice(yuck).

MB> You gotta fight through that ####

At a bar I am a "Guinness and a shot of Jamo" dude

I'm going to go to bed only if you doTU>I the Lunchbox, the Irish Carbomb and all the good stuffPS I'm descended from Smithwicks

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

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How's your wired jaw ### doing? Yah its 4 am wanna fight aboput it?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Gonna be tough to make the 0715 sunrise. Starting to fade.......:snore:. Down to my last Kraken...All they have now is Natural light/ice(yuck).

MB> You gotta fight through that ####

At a bar I am a "Guinness and a shot of Jamo" dude

I'm going to go to bed only if you doTU>I the Lunchbox, the Irish Carbomb and all the good stuffPS I'm descended from Smithwicks

 

[Maggot Brain]

Gonna be tough to make the 0715 sunrise. Starting to fade.......:snore:. Down to my last Kraken...All they have now is Natural light/ice(yuck).

MB> You gotta fight through that ####

At a bar I am a "Guinness and a shot of Jamo" dude

I'm going to go to bed only if you doTU>I the Lunchbox, the Irish Carbomb and all the good stuffPS I'm descended from Smithwicks

Smithwicks is the ####....I always like my black and tans with it rather than Guiness.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Gonna be tough to make the 0715 sunrise. Starting to fade.......:snore:. Down to my last Kraken...All they have now is Natural light/ice(yuck).

MB> You gotta fight through that ####

At a bar I am a "Guinness and a shot of Jamo" dude

I'm going to go to bed only if you doTU>I the Lunchbox, the Irish Carbomb and all the good stuffPS I'm descended from Smithwicks

Smithwicks is the ####....I always like my black and tans with it rather than Guiness.

No shtick, I'm about 4 generations removed from the Smithwick clan

 

[Maggot Brain]

I'm taking my yorkie to my favorite pub on Sunday to watch football. Was supposed to be today, but I'll be too hammered to make for college football later today.

He is a serious chick magnet. Got real personality and all the girlies just gravitate tohim. I my Buki. Still thinking about wht to do my brother4 in law that kicked him across the street