Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

You are no April Ludgate.

i feel like you and i could be pals. both love simpsons and alchohol. i bet you like conan obrien as well.

I actually think so too. Let's make out?

kinda have cotton mouth, due to my brother drinking all my beer. rain check?

What are you drinking then?

 

[Oh Yes!]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

You are no April Ludgate.

i feel like you and i could be pals. both love simpsons and alchohol. i bet you like conan obrien as well.

I actually think so too. Let's make out?

kinda have cotton mouth, due to my brother drinking all my beer. rain check?

What are you drinking then?

i dont want to say.

 

[Frostillicus]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

You are no April Ludgate.

i feel like you and i could be pals. both love simpsons and alchohol. i bet you like conan obrien as well.

I actually think so too. Let's make out?

kinda have cotton mouth, due to my brother drinking all my beer. rain check?

What are you drinking then?

i dont want to say.

Oh nice let's play guessing game.I'll start with "wine from a box"

 

[Oh Yes!]

fronty- use this somewhere where needed. im too lazy and will be off the internet for a few days.

 

[Frostillicus]

fronty- use this somewhere where needed. im too lazy and will be off the internet for a few days.

Is that from Willy Wonka?

 

[Oh Yes!]

fronty- use this somewhere where needed. im too lazy and will be off the internet for a few days.

Is that from Willy Wonka?

you some kinda wizard?

 

[Frostillicus]

These 16 oz beers are bigger than 12 oz beers.

 

[Oh Yes!]

These 16 oz beers are bigger than 12 oz beers.

where do you live. im going to kill you.

 

[Frostillicus]

These 16 oz beers are bigger than 12 oz beers.

where do you live. im going to kill you.

Tenochtitlan

 

[TexanFan02]

These 16 oz beers are bigger than 12 oz beers.

They make you do math, too. "How many beers did you have last night?" Uh....

 

[Frostillicus]

These 16 oz beers are bigger than 12 oz beers.

They make you do math, too. "How many beers did you have last night?" Uh....

Still bigger. That's what she said. Gadzooks is gay.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Hammered.

 

[gamera]

Way behind, but closing.

 

[YSR]

Floating dock got me behind, but I'm working on it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Way behind, but closing.

Where have you been? Decide to get a haircut on Tuesday and just got back?

 

[gamera]

Way behind, but closing.

Where have you been? Decide to get a haircut on Tuesday and just got back?

Perhaps. Decided to do something nice for some friends, which caused me to miss the Packer game. And YSR's problems don't mean dock to me.

 

[YSR]

Way behind, but closing.

Where have you been? Decide to get a haircut on Tuesday and just got back?

Perhaps. Decided to do something nice for some friends, which caused me to miss the Packer game. And YSR's problems don't mean dock to me.

:firstworldproblems:

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Got a 10 mile run tomorrow morning with the running club...can't wait for that

6 ounces of whiskey, 2 shots of tequila, 4 rolling rocks and 2 shots of gin. I should be good, no

?

 

[eoMMan]

Carlo Rossi Paisano table wine is good stuff...especially after getting lucky as #### at 1/2 NL and bringing home cash.

 

[eoMMan]

Got a 10 mile run tomorrow morning with the running club...can't wait for that 6 ounces of whiskey, 2 shots of tequila, 4 rolling rocks and 2 shots of gin. I should be good, no?

Do you have a time goal or something?

 

[Steve Tasker]

Got a 10 mile run tomorrow morning with the running club...can't wait for that 6 ounces of whiskey, 2 shots of tequila, 4 rolling rocks and 2 shots of gin. I should be good, no?

Running in the hurricane?!?!?!

 

[gamera]

Got a 10 mile run tomorrow morning with the running club...can't wait for that 6 ounces of whiskey, 2 shots of tequila, 4 rolling rocks and 2 shots of gin. I should be good, no?

Running in the hurricane?!?!?!

Run You Like a Hurricane Half-Marathon.

 

[YSR]

Serious question: how do you type out the sound that one makes when sticking his/her tongue out and making that noise and shooting the spittle? Sometimes accompanied by thumbs in the ear and fingers-a-wagglin'?

 

[Frostillicus]

thbtp

 

[YSR]

thbtp

Didn't work.

 

[shamwow!]

thbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtp

[shampoobottle]

repeat

[/shampoobottle]

 

[shamwow!]

drunkchat anyone?

 

[TexanFan02]

Carlo Rossi Paisano table wine is good stuff...especially after getting lucky as #### at 1/2 NL and bringing home cash.

Did it come in a giant jug? If so, I agree. Got #### faced at a family gathering on that once, it was good stuff.

 

[shamwow!]

I really hate that this board goes down at 2am central every night

Thats prime drunk posting

 

[shamwow!]

Really?

Congratulations! You seem to have grabbed quality players at every turn of this draft. It's rare indeed to be better than the average team at the three core positions (quarterback, running back and receiver), but we think this team is.You must be among the favorites in this league and have positioned yourself to grab one of the playoff spots. But before you start engraving the trophy, realize that the draft is not the end of the story. Things can and do go wrong, so you need to remain diligent throughout the year to ensure you remain strong until the playoffs.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

"Special Export".

I have never had this beer.

I was at my local liquor store to pick up a six-pack of Sam Adams and I noticed that a 30-pack of Special Export went for 10.99.

A case of Keystone, a case of Busch Light went for 11.99.

I am assuming that Special Export is a spectacularly bad tasting beer.

Can anyone confirm/deny.

 

[gamera]

I cannot confirm, but for 37 cents apiece, just get them really fracking cold and you won't care how they taste after the first eight anyway.

Shammered.

 

[Oh Yes!]

"Special Export".I have never had this beer.I was at my local liquor store to pick up a six-pack of Sam Adams and I noticed that a 30-pack of Special Export went for 10.99.A case of Keystone, a case of Busch Light went for 11.99.I am assuming that Special Export is a spectacularly bad tasting beer.Can anyone confirm/deny.

sexport? stuff is awful

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I cannot confirm, but for 37 cents apiece, just get them really fracking cold and you won't care how they taste after the first eight anyway.Shammered.

I have had Keystone and Busch, and they were abysmal.I can't imagine what Special Export tastes like.

 

[shamwow!]

Jeebus, w'ere drunks. It shouldn't matter what it tastes like.

 

[shamwow!]

Sunday funday!

Just got done with my last draft of the year unless GMTAN league gets underway. I really hate fantasy football sometimes, but it's great to have my GBs at my house for a night of beers, laughs and my wife stuck upstairs for 3 hours.

 

[YSR]

NEXT QUESTION

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Plowed.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

NEXT QUESTION

I am in for your cfb pool. Wednesday deadline I assume. #notaquestionIguess

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SLAPPADABASS!

 

[shamwow!]

NEXT QUESTION

I am in for your cfb pool. Wednesday deadline I assume. #notaquestionIguess

Link? :deadmoney:

 

[YSR]

NEXT QUESTION

I am in for your cfb pool. Wednesday deadline I assume. #notaquestionIguess

Link? :deadmoney:

TRE: good stuff. There are some guys who kill it on any given week, but attrition soon sets in. My ex came in 3rd overall last year. Can't remember exactly how much he won, but it was in the $750-1000 range.Stryker, sending PM now.

 

[shamwow!]

Thanks. Is that the one run by derek1235323520852 or someone you know?

I have sucked at picking CFB the past few years unless it's Wisconsin and the over against Minnesota parlay (sorry TRE but it's true). Something like this might help me get back into figuring it out.

 

[Frostillicus]

SLAPPADABASS!

 

[Frostillicus]

NEXT QUESTION

I am in for your cfb pool. Wednesday deadline I assume. #notaquestionIguess

Link? :deadmoney:

TRE: good stuff. There are some guys who kill it on any given week, but attrition soon sets in. My ex came in 3rd overall last year. Can't remember exactly how much he won, but it was in the $750-1000 range.Stryker, sending PM now.

I didn't know we had a college pic 'em league. How do I do dis?

 

[TexanFan02]

I know virtually nothing about CFB, except that Texas is going to suck this year. But catch me when I'm drunk and there's a good chance I'll agree to almost anything

 

[shamwow!]

So yeah, I found a way to get drunk on a Tuesday

 

[YSR]

NEXT QUESTION

I am in for your cfb pool. Wednesday deadline I assume. #notaquestionIguess

Link? :deadmoney:

TRE: good stuff. There are some guys who kill it on any given week, but attrition soon sets in. My ex came in 3rd overall last year. Can't remember exactly how much he won, but it was in the $750-1000 range.Stryker, sending PM now.

I didn't know we had a college pic 'em league. How do I do dis?

Sorry, Frosty, just saw this. PM sent.

 

[kotzwinkle]

ran out of everything. drinkig jagermeister that someone left at my hosue two yaers ago

 

[shamwow!]

ran out of everything. drinkig jagermeister that someone left at my hosue two yaers ago

Mmmmmm Jaeger (The dirty dirt as I call it)Good stuff, as long as it's ice cold