Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[mr. furley]

hi there

Thanks for the invite. Richard.You going to GLBF at the Racine Zoo?

not likely. GTOTM next year?

 

[Oh Yes!]

Drink #1 going down smoothly. Stoli, sugar free Red Bull, lime juice, and Diet Lipton Green Tea. An then some more Stoli.

stoli? ew

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Drink #1 going down smoothly. Stoli, sugar free Red Bull, lime juice, and Diet Lipton Green Tea. An then some more Stoli.

stoli? ew

Really? It ####in vodka dude. Lighten up francis. Drink up comfortably Josie - screw these a holes.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Drink #1 going down smoothly. Stoli, sugar free Red Bull, lime juice, and Diet Lipton Green Tea. An then some more Stoli.

stoli? ew

Really? It ####in vodka dude. Lighten up francis. Drink up comfortably Josie - screw these a holes.

Whoa ease it on back Rammstein.

 

[TexanFan02]

Drink #1 going down smoothly. Stoli, sugar free Red Bull, lime juice, and Diet Lipton Green Tea. An then some more Stoli.

stoli? ew

Really? It ####in vodka dude. Lighten up francis. Drink up comfortably Josie - screw these a holes.

Whoa ease it on back Rammstein.

If he's going to mix it with all of that crap, might as well use Smirnoff.

 

[Josie Maran]

Drink #1 going down smoothly. Stoli, sugar free Red Bull, lime juice, and Diet Lipton Green Tea. An then some more Stoli.

stoli? ew

Really? It ####in vodka dude. Lighten up francis. Drink up comfortably Josie - screw these a holes.

Whoa ease it on back Rammstein.

If he's going to mix it with all of that crap, might as well use Smirnoff.

Smirnoff is money, and is what my freezer is absolutely stocked with. If you don't like Smirnoff, you don't like vodka.Stoli is what we have at the bar.

 

[Josie Maran]

I was totally planning on having a normal, productive day.

In other news, I've been drinking like a Viking since 4. Hi Charvik.

 

[Frostillicus]

Drunker than your mom.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Drunker than your mom.

Janet? Doubt it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Drunker than your mom.

Janet? Doubt it.

I'd ask her but...well....my penis is in her butt

 

[shamwow!]

Freaking Woz

:facepalm:

 

[Frostillicus]

supdicks?

 

[TexanFan02]

Drunker than your mom.

Janet? Doubt it.

I'd ask her but...well....my penis is in her butt

And you're still posting? Impressive...

 

[YSR]

wkat wakt

 

[Gadzooks]

you guys shouldve seen the poop in the toilet at this bar tonight. Amazaing.

Frosty you and your penis better stay away from my mom and her butt.

 

[Gadzooks]

Where is all the idiots?

 

[Gadzooks]

Where is all the idiots?

Shamstryker is married now, so he's probably making love to his new wife. And getting spoons out of his yard.

 

[Gadzooks]

Where is all the idiots?

Shamstryker is married now, so he's probably making love to his new wife. And getting spoons out of his yard.

Whatabout Frosty?

 

[TexanFan02]

Where is all the idiots?

I'm an idiot. NEXT QUESTION!

 

[Gadzooks]

Where is all the idiots?

Shamstryker is married now, so he's probably making love to his new wife. And getting spoons out of his yard.

Whatabout Frosty?

He's probably gambling or putting his peepee in people's mothers butts. Or driving his fancy car

 

[Gadzooks]

Where is all the idiots?

Shamstryker is married now, so he's probably making love to his new wife. And getting spoons out of his yard.

Whatabout Frosty?

He's probably gambling or putting his peepee in people's mothers butts. Or driving his fancy car

SLB?

 

[Gadzooks]

Where is all the idiots?

Shamstryker is married now, so he's probably making love to his new wife. And getting spoons out of his yard.

Whatabout Frosty?

He's probably gambling or putting his peepee in people's mothers butts. Or driving his fancy car

SLB?

Skinning a mountain lion

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

I droped my f####ing balls on my chen earlier and cant get out the mayonaisre.ih5o

 

[TexanFan02]

I droped my f####ing balls on my chen earlier and cant get out the mayonaisre.ih5o

That's an appropriate response in the Drunk Thread.

 

[Disco Stu]

3am and drunk. and here instead of inside vagirnia. wtf

 

[Disco Stu]

If I was Woz, I'd start a thread...

Just did two shots of tequila for the sole purpose of emptying my flask. Need it tonight.

 

[Christo]

If I was Woz, I'd start a thread...Just did two shots of tequila for the sole purpose of emptying my flask. Need it tonight.

Honestly, I've never heard a better reason to have two shots of tequila.

 

[Carver]

Been awhile... but im back boys.

 

[McJose]

pretty sure i'm so mucy hammered than you

 

[Carver]

Someone pm me the :e: link please. just did something wife that i'll share.

 

[Disco Stu]

If I was Woz, I'd start a thread...Just did two shots of tequila for the sole purpose of emptying my flask. Need it tonight.

Yada yada yada... I puked in the Whataburger parking lot.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

If I was Woz, I'd start a thread...Just did two shots of tequila for the sole purpose of emptying my flask. Need it tonight.

Yada yada yada... I puked in the Whataburger parking lot.

In the good old days White Castle was the preferred puking parking lot.

 

[kotzwinkle]

bump so I can find this later tonight.

 

[YSR]

bump so I can find this later tonight.

Woz driving you to drink?

 

[Zow]

bump so I can find this later tonight.

cool, i'll buy ya a beer

 

[Oh Yes!]

If I was Woz, I'd start a thread...Just did two shots of tequila for the sole purpose of emptying my flask. Need it tonight.

Yada yada yada... I puked in the Whataburger parking lot.

lips on log

 

[Frostillicus]

oy

 

[Oh Yes!]

Boom margarita night

 

[shamwow!]

Cleaning the house for 2 fantasy drafts this weekend. On beer six. Slap it high?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Jeebus. Pretty ####### tanked.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Cleaning the house for 2 fantasy drafts this weekend. On beer six. Slap it high?

you betcha. 1/2 price margarita night tonight and i just drank the last beer in my house. prolly for the better

 

[Frostillicus]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

 

[Oh Yes!]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

 

[Frostillicus]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

 

[Oh Yes!]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

 

[Frostillicus]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

You are no April Ludgate.

 

[Oh Yes!]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

You are no April Ludgate.

i feel like you and i could be pals. both love simpsons and alchohol. i bet you like conan obrien as well.

 

[Frostillicus]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

You are no April Ludgate.

i feel like you and i could be pals. both love simpsons and alchohol. i bet you like conan obrien as well.

I actually think so too. Let's make out?

 

[Oh Yes!]

You are an awesome guy, guy. Favorite deli in NYC, go.

never been to NY but im partial to the one on 6th. penis.

6th penis? That's a weird street name. I think we'll just go to Sbarro.

dont knock it till you try, mr. rogers.

You are no April Ludgate.

i feel like you and i could be pals. both love simpsons and alchohol. i bet you like conan obrien as well.

I actually think so too. Let's make out?

kinda have cotton mouth, due to my brother drinking all my beer. rain check?

 

[shamwow!]

Cleaning the house for 2 fantasy drafts this weekend. On beer six. Slap it high?

you betcha. 1/2 price margarita night tonight and i just drank the last beer in my house. prolly for the better

I wish I could drink margaritas. I get the ice cream headache because I try to slam them like I do beer