Wow, I had no idea. This means so much. There are so many people I'd like to thank. Captain Morgan, Svedka Vodka, and Coors Light most of all, for putting me in that place where I just need to type ####. My wife for not wanting to have sex which would have distracted me from this momentous achievement. Those of you who have found a place on my enemies list, for forcing me to post in order to tell you how wrong you are. And sportsbook.com, which lets me both post my prop picks as well as post about playing craps online. Really just a magical time. I'd say I was gunning for #2, but have you seen those numbers on those two nerds? Whoa.