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found this on page 4. six pack and a bourbon later, WA LA
Well done!
thanks. drunk and christmas shopping online. some people are going to get interesting gifts this year.
I just bought my GMTAN SS Gift while drunk. I hope it's as awesome when I'm sober. :thumbup:
me too. then I went back and bought more of the same for people I actually know.
:lmao:Awesome.
 
found this on page 4. six pack and a bourbon later, WA LA
Well done!
thanks. drunk and christmas shopping online. some people are going to get interesting gifts this year.
I just bought my GMTAN SS Gift while drunk. I hope it's as awesome when I'm sober. :thumbup:
me too. then I went back and bought more of the same for people I actually know.
:lmao:Awesome.
we should have had a subset of SS for drunk thread regulars.
 
i'm new'ish here. thinking of taking a leak off my front steps.
one of the great joys in life. I don't think it makes a difference if you're newish. I think it just means you have to wear a little hat when you do it.
 
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####hammered. anyone awake?
Hey GB. I'm working on it. Jamesons and Mich Lite here. Sometimes when I take a sip of the Jamesons I think, wow, I could drink this stuff all night long. Damn that's good whiskey.

Then I pick up the bottle and rub it like an invert (Freudian term, eh) and coo, "one day, my love, one day I'll make the commitment and it'll just b you and me, and maybe some vomit later in the night after you've passed out."

 
####hammered. anyone awake?
Hey GB. I'm working on it. Jamesons and Mich Lite here. Sometimes when I take a sip of the Jamesons I think, wow, I could drink this stuff all night long. Damn that's good whiskey.

Then I pick up the bottle and rub it like an invert (Freudian term, eh) and coo, "one day, my love, one day I'll make the commitment and it'll just b you and me, and maybe some vomit later in the night after you've passed out."
they don't make mick lite anymore. i call bull####.
 
####hammered. anyone awake?
Hey GB. I'm working on it. Jamesons and Mich Lite here. Sometimes when I take a sip of the Jamesons I think, wow, I could drink this stuff all night long. Damn that's good whiskey.

Then I pick up the bottle and rub it like an invert (Freudian term, eh) and coo, "one day, my love, one day I'll make the commitment and it'll just b you and me, and maybe some vomit later in the night after you've passed out."
they don't make mick lite anymore. i call bull####.
also, the rest of your post is creepy
 
They don't sell wine or liquor here on Sundays, so I usually have to pre-buy my wine on Saturdays. I don't remember where I hid the bottle I bought last night. :bag: #drinkingproblem

 
T&P GB.

Had a good, stiff nightcap. Now some seriously dark chocolate. Hopefully, it will make me sleepy, and I will drink no more. :unsure:

 
Just made the wife call me god. Now I'm settling in with a pint of Guinness and shot of Jamesons and some MNF.

Life is good, my brothers. :banned:

 
I think my liver would prefer I get back to work. 3 more weeks without any adult supervision just might kill me, but I plan on enjoying the remaining time off.

 
Is the "Don't drink and drive" banner a drunk thread special? Makes me feel worried even though I am laying on my own couch in my own house. Feel free to insert "What ads?" comments here.

 
:goodposting: I went to the Milwaukee Beer Barons Christmas Party tonight. It's a homebrew group that has 200+ members right now. They all brought their best homebrew, plus a bumch of microbrews that sponsered the event.

My farts really stink right now and its only been an hour.

Currently drinking a Spaten Oktoberfest that I won as a door prize. When is Spaten going to realize that their beer is good as a stand-alone product. The Oktoberfest is not good.

 
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3 of 4 fantasy championships won. Made playoffs with a payout in all 4 leagues (league I got bounced from I won the regular season championship).

F-ing Blue Label tonight.

:football: :banned:

 

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