Official Drunk Thread (6 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Any of you hot ladies want to chat? a/s/l?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread/forum has failed me.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BLADOW!

 

[Annyong]

Anyone want to play drunk cards?

no

 

[Christo]

BLADOW!

Hell yeah

 

[Annyong]

i used to have 2 of the top 10 aliasasi posting counts in this thread a few years back. i better check my rankings

 

[Annyong]

now like 7 and 16th but Stryper is #1 and #2. whoa baby

 

[strykerpks]

now like 7 and 16th but Stryper is #1 and #2. whoa baby

It's hard work.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Eff the effin' wagon...i'm back to drinkin

 

[-fish-]

Drunk on the couch in a luxury RV. Know what that means? There's a bar. Unfortunately, everyone passed out. #drinkingalone#####es

 

[Drifter]

Drunk on the couch in a luxury RV. Know what that means? There's a bar. Unfortunately, everyone passed out. #drinkingalone#####es

There's always a little rub and tug available...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Steak and bourbon and beer and potatoes and beer and bourbon and green beans and bourbon and beer and beer and bourbon

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And now, drunk.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Johnny Walker Blue is some good assed shyte

 

[badmojo1006]

Drinking wine and eating Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza

 

[badmojo1006]

Drinking wine and eating Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza

:X And now I remember why I don't drink that much anymore

 

[Seatown Mofos]

beurrrr... Started with a few Ninkasi IPAs. Love that stuff. Then tried a Sam Adams double IPA, Third world or something like that. Not my taste at all, will not be getting that again. Now I'm on the Serpin IPA. This stuff is the goods. Light, clean, refreshing, full of flavor and really hoppy but not bitter. And the Mariners suck. Losing to the Brewers is pathetic. I honestly haven't heard of 7/9th of their players and we lose to them at home. Holy crap....

 

[Thorn]

beurrrr... Started with a few Ninkasi IPAs. Love that stuff. Then tried a Sam Adams double IPA, Third world or something like that. Not my taste at all, will not be getting that again. Now I'm on the Serpin IPA. This stuff is the goods. Light, clean, refreshing, full of flavor and really hoppy but not bitter. And the Mariners suck. Losing to the Brewers is pathetic. I honestly haven't heard of 7/9th of their players and we lose to them at home. Holy crap....

hey I know who this is!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm drinkin'!

 

[Ilov80s]

I'm drinkin'!

Bourbon here, had my fantasy draft tonight.

 

[Thorn]

I'm drinkin'!

Bourbon here, had my fantasy draft tonight.

don't get too excited. homer's the king of false promises

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm drinkin'!

Bourbon here, had my fantasy draft tonight.

don't get too excited. homer's the king of false promises

I'll still be drinking at 10AM. What are you bringing to the table, B###H?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lightweights.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not even done with a case yet. Damn, my pace is off.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey kids!

 

[Christo]

Hey kids!

Already????????????????????

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey kids!

Already????????????????????

No way dude.

I'm on a different timescale from non-vampires. I didn't start until like 11 last night.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm kinda slowing down...

 

[Thorn]

I'm kinda slowing down...

I'm awake

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BOOM

 

[-fish-]

costco sells 6 1 liter bottles of bourbon for $68 with tax.

guess who drank 3 1 liter bottles of bourbon?>

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

costco sells 6 1 liter bottles of bourbon for $68 with tax.

guess who drank 3 1 liter bottles of bourbon?>

In one night? C'mon.

 

[-fish-]

costco sells 6 1 liter bottles of bourbon for $68 with tax.

guess who drank 3 1 liter bottles of bourbon?>

In one night? C'mon.

of course not. I watched The Avengers while I drank it.

 

[-fish-]

I did split the first two with my friend, then drank the third after he fell asleep. Drunkmath says I drank 2 liters, or 2 litres if you're pickles.

 

[-fish-]

if you're MOP, I drank like 4 feet of bourbon.

 

[-fish-]

escape from new york. awesomely bad. wish it wss big trouble in little dhina.

 

[Raider Nation]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSk5cbaZso

 

[strykerpks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSk5cbaZso

Good evening sir. Big fan of your work. Can you get me a last name or a better library ? Carrie....short shoulder length blonde hair with glasses. Has a popular "amateur" video where she's in scrubs and "late for work". Has another one where she's "in a dorm" and she rides this guy with a blue button up shirt that for some reason she keeps wearing.

/wrongthread

 

[Raider Nation]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSk5cbaZso

Good evening sir. Big fan of your work. Can you get me a last name or a better library ? Carrie....short shoulder length blonde hair with glasses. Has a popular "amateur" video where she's in scrubs and "late for work". Has another one where she's "in a dorm" and she rides this guy with a blue button up shirt that for some reason she keeps wearing.

/wrongthread

I'M NOT A MACHINE YOU KNOW!!!

 

[strykerpks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSk5cbaZso

Good evening sir. Big fan of your work. Can you get me a last name or a better library ? Carrie....short shoulder length blonde hair with glasses. Has a popular "amateur" video where she's in scrubs and "late for work". Has another one where she's "in a dorm" and she rides this guy with a blue button up shirt that for some reason she keeps wearing.

/wrongthread

I'M NOT A MACHINE YOU KNOW!!!

She doesn't #### a machine (that I know of)

 

[strykerpks]

I still need a name, RN

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Let's do this.

 

[strykerpks]

Let's do this.

What did you do to Frosty?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Let's do this.

What did you do to Frosty?

Quit his blog because he's a fake gopher football fan and also I'm lazy.

 

[strykerpks]

Let's do this.

What did you do to Frosty?

Quit his blog because he's a fake gopher football fan and also I'm lazy.

Who gets GMTAN in the breakup? Don't make us choose

 

[Frostillicus]

Let's do this.

What did you do to Frosty?

Quit his blog because he's a fake gopher football fan and also I'm lazy.

I'm not even a fake gopher football fan. Never claimed to be a fan ever.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Let's do this.

What did you do to Frosty?

Quit his blog because he's a fake gopher football fan and also I'm lazy.

I'm not even a fake gopher football fan. Never claimed to be a fan ever.

SEE?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyhoo. This is the fun zone. I'm watching season 4 of the league. Feel like I'm way behind, like some people are with Breaking Bad.

 

[Frostillicus]

I still don't get it.

 

[strykerpks]

Anyhoo. This is the fun zone. I'm watching season 4 of the league. Feel like I'm way behind, like some people are with Breaking Bad.

They're running BB all over again starting on Wednesday. DVR is set so I should be caught up by early 2015