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Come pick me up
Did you know there aren't any cheap flights from MSP to Milwaukee? Beerhole seems tedious all of a sudden. That's like a four hour drive.
I'm driving. You can just sleep in the truck while I pump gangsta rap into your soft mind.
I might fly to MSP so I can drive down with Tre and listen to old school rap. You going with a playlist or Backspin?
Combo down? We'll crush it.

Frost>can't go solo?

 
Come pick me up
Did you know there aren't any cheap flights from MSP to Milwaukee? Beerhole seems tedious all of a sudden. That's like a four hour drive.
I'm driving. You can just sleep in the truck while I pump gangsta rap into your soft mind.
I might fly to MSP so I can drive down with Tre and listen to old school rap. You going with a playlist or Backspin?
Combo down? We'll crush it.

Frost>can't go solo?
She's all hot for a vacation, even if it's with a bunch of nerds she's never met. If she bails on the driving thing yeah I then I'm good, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to bring her.

 
Come pick me up
Did you know there aren't any cheap flights from MSP to Milwaukee? Beerhole seems tedious all of a sudden. That's like a four hour drive.
It's actually knocking on 5 from University Ave if you have a lead foot.
I can crush 5.
Best I remember was my GB who did it in about 4:35. With one side of the road piss and almost 2 cases put down with 4 guys.

 
Come pick me up
Did you know there aren't any cheap flights from MSP to Milwaukee? Beerhole seems tedious all of a sudden. That's like a four hour drive.
It's actually knocking on 5 from University Ave if you have a lead foot.
I can crush 5.
Best I remember was my GB who did it in about 4:35. With one side of the road piss and almost 2 cases put down with 4 guys.
I think about 5:20 is my average driving safish. It's all good.

Hope frosty can man up, then we'll make it an 8 hour drive with bar stops.

 
Damn, one beer left. I might have to switch to Jack or the Captain in a bit
I got some of this Captain Morgan's Sherry Oak limited edition stuff. It's ok for $30, it's great for $10!!!!! I'll have to go get another 5th tomorrow, they only had one stand of this stuff left.

 
Of course. I'm trolling for anyone that will talk to me at this point. And the GMTAN makes it tough to make new friends.
You're the best around.
Thank you. You're among the best around as well.
I disagree with almost all of this. :coffee: :banned:
Do I have to root for the Seahawks? The Tigers must have won a world series lately, they've been in enough of them.
That hurts, seriously.

 
Ok. I'm going to give all you drunkards a secret I realized awhile ago. I sometimes wake up feeling lousy from the night before, but I take a drink and feel much better. Like I never have to believe that anything bad happened the night before. And I just keep rolling upon this assumption. This is the best way to move on.

 
Ok. I'm going to give all you drunkards a secret I realized awhile ago. I sometimes wake up feeling lousy from the night before, but I take a drink and feel much better. Like I never have to believe that anything bad happened the night before. And I just keep rolling upon this assumption. This is the best way to move on.
this only happens to bad people.

 
Ok. I'm going to give all you drunkards a secret I realized awhile ago. I sometimes wake up feeling lousy from the night before, but I take a drink and feel much better. Like I never have to believe that anything bad happened the night before. And I just keep rolling upon this assumption. This is the best way to move on.
Sup rook?

 
You know I've got a lot of really important ideas about how ####ed up things are and how I could effect change if only given a chance but honestly you're all cowards and I'm really just fed up anyway

 

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