Official Drunk Thread (6 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

You know I've got a lot of really important ideas about how ####ed up things are and how I could effect change if only given a chance but honestly you're all cowards and I'm really just fed up anyway

Yeah. Well, that's just like...your opinion, man.

 

[Max Power]

Ok. I'm going to give all you drunkards a secret I realized awhile ago. I sometimes wake up feeling lousy from the night before, but I take a drink and feel much better. Like I never have to believe that anything bad happened the night before. And I just keep rolling upon this assumption. This is the best way to move on.

Did you ever bang your aunt?

 

[-fish-]

You know I've got a lot of really important ideas about how ####ed up things are and how I could effect change if only given a chance but honestly you're all cowards and I'm really just fed up anyway

Yeah. Well, that's just like...your opinion, man.

I'm drinking random airplane bottles left over from Guster's ss package, washing them down with something called Hoppy ***** IPA and watching my little pony.

 

[strykerpks]

You know I've got a lot of really important ideas about how ####ed up things are and how I could effect change if only given a chance but honestly you're all cowards and I'm really just fed up anyway

Yeah. Well, that's just like...your opinion, man.

I'm drinking random airplane bottles left over from Guster's ss package, washing them down with something called Hoppy ***** IPA and watching my little pony.

I thought you were going to do a shot video for each of those bottles.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You know I've got a lot of really important ideas about how ####ed up things are and how I could effect change if only given a chance but honestly you're all cowards and I'm really just fed up anyway

Yeah. Well, that's just like...your opinion, man.

I'm drinking random airplane bottles left over from Guster's ss package, washing them down with something called Hoppy ***** IPA and watching my little pony.

DRINKING TEH BALLZ DEEPZ

 

[McGarnicle]

You know I've got a lot of really important ideas about how ####ed up things are and how I could effect change if only given a chance but honestly you're all cowards and I'm really just fed up anyway

I'm listening.

i would like you to understand that....Billie Jean....is not my lover...she's just a girl who says that I am the one, but he kid is not,t son talking. Bout no no nono Jon. Hooooo!!! Badapadap....whooooooooo!!!! The kid is not my son....Bernch Bernch Bernch hoooo!!! Bernch Bernch Bernch hooooooooo!!!! The kid is not my som

 

[McGarnicle]

The crime is me getting on a conference call at 8:30 every morning and a

 

[McGarnicle]

Pple vodka

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pple vodka

Say again, we're not reading you.

 

[strykerpks]

Tre, is that sammy guy cool? He wants someone to grunt work. That's not what I had in mind

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tre, is that sammy guy cool? He wants someone to grunt work. That's not what I had in mind

That's me shticking, but probably not far form the truth. He knows his ####, and is a good enough dude for going to Duke, but he's not a great day-to-day lineup guy.

 

[McGarnicle]

Aloooooone.....restless breakfa5; table otherwise employ room young girl boil emcee center of her pen attention he mother reads a

LNG the trice to comprehend it tries to make her proud the shades go down its I her head something s wrong don't call me daughter not fir to the pictures sent to remoiiiiiiiibd me don't call. E boop boop boop bop boo doo bop don't caaaaaaaaal me daughter not fit to

 

[strykerpks]

Tre, is that sammy guy cool? He wants someone to grunt work. That's not what I had in mind

That's me shticking, but probably not far form the truth. He knows his ####, and is a good enough dude for going to Duke, but he's not a great day-to-day lineup guy.

Sounds tedious

 

[strykerpks]

Aloooooone.....restless breakfa5; table otherwise employ room young girl boil emcee center of her pen attention he mother reads a

LNG the trice to comprehend it tries to make her proud the shades go down its I her head something s wrong don't call me daughter not fir to the pictures sent to remoiiiiiiiibd me don't call. E boop boop boop bop boo doo bop don't caaaaaaaaal me daughter not fit to

Make me fries

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tre, is that sammy guy cool? He wants someone to grunt work. That's not what I had in mind

That's me shticking, but probably not far form the truth. He knows his ####, and is a good enough dude for going to Duke, but he's not a great day-to-day lineup guy.

Sounds tedious

But super fun?

 

[McGarnicle]

I don't know hoe this whole business. Started of you been. Thing I g that one gave Brennan. Untruuuuuuuuue but if you think that we've beer better sparred it's gonna hurt me baby but illlll break away from touuuuu just giv me a siiiignmi will be forgivvvven

Sorry

Broncos 27-24

 

[strykerpks]

Tre, is that sammy guy cool? He wants someone to grunt work. That's not what I had in mind

That's me shticking, but probably not far form the truth. He knows his ####, and is a good enough dude for going to Duke, but he's not a great day-to-day lineup guy.

Sounds tedious

But super fun?

Sure. But I might not be a day-to-day lineup guy either. I would probably eff it up

PS I like this Mayor Ford guy

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HELLOW

 

[Thorn]

HELLOW

I wanted to write "I liked City Slickers" in the Woody Allen thread.

 

[YSR]

Sober February has begun.

 

[Thorn]

Sober February has begun.

the horror

 

[Frostillicus]

Sober February has begun.

the horror

yeah

 

[strykerpks]

lol @ sober February.

 

[-fish-]

lol @ sober February.

lol at sober anything.

 

[strykerpks]

lol @ sober February.

lol at sober anything.

Listen to fish, everyone. He's pre-med

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

lol @ sober February.

lol at sober anything.

Listen to fish, everyone. He's pre-med

I thought it was pre-law?

 

[Annyong]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

 

[mquinnjr]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

Genesse Cream Ale.

I bet on the Broncos in the SB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

I like Bud Light.

Just drank a 22oz Hop Stoopid and a 22oz Southern Tier Creme Brulee.

Now it's time for Bud Light and Bourbon

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

I like Bud Light.

Just drank a 22oz Hop Stoopid and a 22oz Southern Tier Creme Brulee.

Now it's time for Bud Light and Bourbon

Almost out of vodka. Might have to crack back into the Woodford Reserve or bust open the Bulleit, but I don't have any coke.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

I like Bud Light.

Just drank a 22oz Hop Stoopid and a 22oz Southern Tier Creme Brulee.

Now it's time for Bud Light and Bourbon

Almost out of vodka. Might have to crack back into the Woodford Reserve or bust open the Bulleit, but I don't have any coke.

I love you and hate you right now. YOU HAVE TWO BOURBONS! YOUR LIFE IS INCREDIBLE!

 

[strykerpks]

Come pick me up

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Come pick me up

Come to Madeline Island on the weekend of March 1. LETSGO

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

I like Bud Light.

Just drank a 22oz Hop Stoopid and a 22oz Southern Tier Creme Brulee.

Now it's time for Bud Light and Bourbon

Almost out of vodka. Might have to crack back into the Woodford Reserve or bust open the Bulleit, but I don't have any coke.

I love you and hate you right now. YOU HAVE TWO BOURBONS! YOUR LIFE IS INCREDIBLE!

Not long ago i would have had zero bourbons. You've changed my life.

 

[strykerpks]

Come pick me up

Come to Madeline Island on the weekend of March 1. LETSGO

I'm actually going to be relatively close. THat's my Eagle River drinking ice fishing weekend

 

[Apple Jack]

Day two of some nasty cold thing. Slugging Robitussin and red wine. About through one bottle with an option for a second. The wine ain't bad either. Hoo!

 

[YSR]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

I like Bud Light. Just drank a 22oz Hop Stoopid and a 22oz Southern Tier Creme Brulee.

Now it's time for Bud Light and Bourbon

Almost out of vodka. Might have to crack back into the Woodford Reserve or bust open the Bulleit, but I don't have any coke.

I love you and hate you right now. YOU HAVE TWO BOURBONS! YOUR LIFE IS INCREDIBLE!

Two tasty bourbons at that. :finger:

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

I like Bud Light. Just drank a 22oz Hop Stoopid and a 22oz Southern Tier Creme Brulee.

Now it's time for Bud Light and Bourbon

Almost out of vodka. Might have to crack back into the Woodford Reserve or bust open the Bulleit, but I don't have any coke.

I love you and hate you right now. YOU HAVE TWO BOURBONS! YOUR LIFE IS INCREDIBLE!

Two tasty bourbons at that. :finger:

Pretty sure Trevor has like 100 bourbons.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm gonna finish this scotch tonight, then all I have is... Bud Light. Gross.

I like Bud Light. Just drank a 22oz Hop Stoopid and a 22oz Southern Tier Creme Brulee.

Now it's time for Bud Light and Bourbon

Almost out of vodka. Might have to crack back into the Woodford Reserve or bust open the Bulleit, but I don't have any coke.

I love you and hate you right now. YOU HAVE TWO BOURBONS! YOUR LIFE IS INCREDIBLE!

Two tasty bourbons at that. :finger:

Pretty sure Trevor has like 100 bourbons.

I have maybe 8-10. :flex:

 

[Abraham]

Efforting.

 

[-fish-]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

 

[strykerpks]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Kid might have pinkeye. Wife works 13 hours tomorrow. I get to sleep in a bit because she doesn't go in until 9am but I'm self medicating before I *might* have to take him to urgent care.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Sailor Jerry is actually quite good, just tried it for the first time like six months ago.

I am not drinking but feel compelled to have a SJ and coke now.

 

[strykerpks]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Sailor Jerry is actually quite good, just tried it for the first time like six months ago.

I am not drinking but feel compelled to have a SJ and coke now.

What would you do if I called you a brutish fossil; a symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten?

 

[bentley]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Kid might have pinkeye. Wife works 13 hours tomorrow. I get to sleep in a bit because she doesn't go in until 9am but I'm self medicating before I *might* have to take him to urgent care.

Oof. Stinkin' kids. Boy #2 just woke up again with what I thought was going to be fever but turned out to be a night terror (which is somehow a better outcome). Drinking heavily because I expect to be deliriously up and down all night anyhow.

 

[strykerpks]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Kid might have pinkeye. Wife works 13 hours tomorrow. I get to sleep in a bit because she doesn't go in until 9am but I'm self medicating before I *might* have to take him to urgent care.

Oof. Stinkin' kids. Boy #2 just woke up again with what I thought was going to be fever but turned out to be a night terror (which is somehow a better outcome). Drinking heavily because I expect to be deliriously up and down all night anyhow.

#dads

I think it's just an eye infection but my wife is a kid-hypochondriac. He's been sick twice.

Anyways, I do not to turn this in to GMTAN So I'm drinking Miller Lite and our Badgers swept the Gophers in hockey. SLAP it high!

 

[-fish-]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Kid might have pinkeye. Wife works 13 hours tomorrow. I get to sleep in a bit because she doesn't go in until 9am but I'm self medicating before I *might* have to take him to urgent care.

Oof. Stinkin' kids. Boy #2 just woke up again with what I thought was going to be fever but turned out to be a night terror (which is somehow a better outcome). Drinking heavily because I expect to be deliriously up and down all night anyhow.

are you giving your kids asthma medicine? flovent, maybe?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Sailor Jerry is actually quite good, just tried it for the first time like six months ago.

I am not drinking but feel compelled to have a SJ and coke now.

What would you do if I called you a brutish fossil; a symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten?

Drink?

 

[strykerpks]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Sailor Jerry is actually quite good, just tried it for the first time like six months ago.

I am not drinking but feel compelled to have a SJ and coke now.

What would you do if I called you a brutish fossil; a symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten?

Drink?

Wait, I just found out you're black. Should it be :fistbump: :blowitup: :slap: :backhandslap: :shake: :fingerguns: ?

 

[bentley]

Sailor Jerry and Diet Pepsi.

How's everyone doing?

Kid might have pinkeye. Wife works 13 hours tomorrow. I get to sleep in a bit because she doesn't go in until 9am but I'm self medicating before I *might* have to take him to urgent care.

Oof. Stinkin' kids. Boy #2 just woke up again with what I thought was going to be fever but turned out to be a night terror (which is somehow a better outcome). Drinking heavily because I expect to be deliriously up and down all night anyhow.

are you giving your kids asthma medicine? flovent, maybe?

Nah. Just Albuterol for the last 24 hours because of a lung infection.

Unless there's some kind of class action lawsuit payout in it for me. Then, hell yes. They're all drugged up on that #### and it's making them crazy.