Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Ray Karpis]

Been on this Advocare 24-day challenge (9 lbs. down in 10 days). No alcohol for past 2 weeks....dipping into a little Syrah tonight...a little tipsier than normal.

 

[fantasycurse42]

New improved search function? Type drink thread and boom!!

Gotta be up in 5 hours, :kicks rock:

 

[strykerpks]

Boobs

 

[Ilov80s]

Boobs

are

 

[strykerpks]

Boobs

are

Overrated

:searchesforboobporn:

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Dude I was 50 miles from Wisconsin yesterday! I asked possibly the greatest historical question ever to a tour guide.

 

[strykerpks]

Dude I was 50 miles from Wisconsin yesterday! I asked possibly the greatest historical question ever to a tour guide.

Thought we were going to Miller Park this year to chase fat girls

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Wanna know what I asked?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Wanna know what I asked?

Nope. G'night!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Wanna know what I asked?

Nope. G'night!

Go wipe your ###, Clarence.

 

[Ilov80s]

I want to know!

 

[Ilov80s]

Boobs

are

Overrated:searchesforboobporn:

I imagined that game was going to play out more than it did.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

We were touring an abandoned 19th Century iron smelting city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Guide was showing us the "workers" quarters, the camp superintendent quarters, and the camp M.D's quarters.

There were 50 people in the tour group, I was not in the main group but just tagging along. Lots if kids, all honkies.

My question:

"Where were the negro quarters?"

You could have heard a pin drop...

 

[Ilov80s]

We were touring an abandoned 19th Century iron smelting city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Guide was showing us the "workers" quarters, the camp superintendent quarters, and the camp M.D's quarters.

There were 50 people in the tour group, I was not in the main group but just tagging along. Lots if kids, all honkies.

My question:

"Where were the negro quarters?"

You could have heard a pin drop...

You ever find out where they hid the colored folk?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

We were touring an abandoned 19th Century iron smelting city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Guide was showing us the "workers" quarters, the camp superintendent quarters, and the camp M.D's quarters.

There were 50 people in the tour group, I was not in the main group but just tagging along. Lots if kids, all honkies.

My question:

"Where were the negro quarters?"

You could have heard a pin drop...

You ever find out where they hid the colored folk?

Tour guide said he didn't understand the question. But he did, he did.

 

[Ilov80s]

We were touring an abandoned 19th Century iron smelting city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Guide was showing us the "workers" quarters, the camp superintendent quarters, and the camp M.D's quarters.

There were 50 people in the tour group, I was not in the main group but just tagging along. Lots if kids, all honkies.

My question:

"Where were the negro quarters?"

You could have heard a pin drop...

You ever find out where they hid the colored folk?

Tour guide said he didn't understand the question. But he did, he did.

I like his answer. I'm going to use that. If my wife asks me why there is a site called YouJizz in the history on her laptop. "I don't understand the question."

 

[TheAristocrat]

DD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYSrjnjpzz0

 

[kevzilla]

Mudslides in a copper mug are fun. :brainfreeze:

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I had mudslides all day after three draft beers last night.

 

[randall146]

Drunkety drunk, so arguing about Dennis Hastert's love for his fellow man

 

[strykerpks]

#######it

 

[Slapdash]

Yep. SF is a damn fun city.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

#######it

Swim over Lake Michigan and have a beer. I have a selection at the cabin that would make a Wisconsin bar blush. Also have Busch Light.

 

[strykerpks]

#######it

Swim over Lake Michigan and have a beer. I have a selection at the cabin that would make a Wisconsin bar blush. Also have Busch Light.

IN!!!!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I had some jalapeno cheeses puffs, but they are gone now. Sorry.

 

[strykerpks]

#######it

Swim over Lake Michigan and have a beer. I have a selection at the cabin that would make a Wisconsin bar blush. Also have Busch Light.

Any fat girls?

 

[strykerpks]

I had some jalapeno cheeses puffs, but they are gone now. Sorry.

Meh, I'll put Wisky cheese puffs up against anything

 

[Doctor Detroit]

#######it

Swim over Lake Michigan and have a beer. I have a selection at the cabin that would make a Wisconsin bar blush. Also have Busch Light.

Any fat girls?

Always, like mosquitoes here.

 

[strykerpks]

#######it

Swim over Lake Michigan and have a beer. I have a selection at the cabin that would make a Wisconsin bar blush. Also have Busch Light.

Any fat girls?

Always, like mosquitoes here.

Why aren't I there?

 

[Frostillicus]

Can I come?

 

[strykerpks]

Can I come?

Ya see, we've got lots of people already....and not a lot of food. It's not that we don't want you there, we just don't have much room. You understand right?

 

[strykerpks]

Can I come?

Ya see, we've got lots of people already....and not a lot of food. It's not that we don't want you there, we just don't have much room. You understand right?

Lol. I thougth that was funny in my head but it really wasnt. I'd drink with you anytime

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I like to rank things. My top possessions:

My dog who is 16 and will die soon

My cabin

My bobble heads

My Scotch collection

My combat action medel

My collection of tickets of sporting events I've attended

Jalapeño cream cheese in the fridge

All my straight porn on vhs

My other dog

My jersey collection

My picture of Frosty playing Crickett

Yosemite Sam mudflaps

 

[strykerpks]

I like to rank things. My top possessions:

My dog who is 16 and will die soon

My cabin

Autographed 8x10 of stryker breaking the world chugging record (PM me your address and it could be yours for the low low price of $29.99)

My bobble heads

My Scotch collection

My combat action medel

My collection of tickets of sporting events I've attended

Jalapeño cream cheese in the fridge

All my straight porn on vhs

My other dog

My jersey collection

My picture of Frosty playing Crickett

Yosemite Sam mudflaps

FTFY

 

[Christo]

I like to rank things. My top possessions:

My dog who is 16 and will die soon

My cabin

My bobble heads

My Scotch collection

My combat action medel

My collection of tickets of sporting events I've attended

Jalapeño cream cheese in the fridge

All my straight porn on vhs

My other dog

My jersey collection

My picture of Frosty playing Crickett

Yosemite Sam mudflaps

Where does your gay porn rank?

 

[Frostillicus]

Can I come?

Ya see, we've got lots of people already....and not a lot of food. It's not that we don't want you there, we just don't have much room. You understand right?

Lol. I thougth that was funny in my head but it really wasnt. I'd drink with you anytime

I laughed.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Did I over do it on whiskey last night?

No. I'm Irish. I earned this.

 

[Hawks64]

Hello?? Did /i find the right thread?

 

[Hawks64]

Sems I might be a bit ealy for this. ####;.

 

[Ilov80s]

Sems I might be a bit ealy for this. ####;.

Lol. I'm trying to catch up.

 

[Hawks64]

Sems I might be a bit ealy for this. ####;.

Lol. I'm trying to catch up.

Rough morning.....finished that growler in about 2.5 hours. Tapped out not too long after that post.

 

[The Ref]

i hit the trifecta yesterday.

IPA's

Tequila

Wine

Surprisingly I don't feel completely awful this morning.

 

[strykerpks]

Pretty sure I've had 25 beers today.

I want to make love to thorn. And Tre. But mostly thorn.

 

[Frostillicus]

Pretty sure I've had 25 beers today.

I want to make love to thorn. And Tre. But mostly thorn.

And?

 

[YSR]

Pretty sure I've had 25 beers today.

I want to make love to thorn. And Tre. But mostly thorn.

And?

 

[17seconds]

The best widely available, moderately priced hard alcohol to drink straight is Johnnie Walker Black.

I refuse to debate anyone on this because they are wrong.

 

[rockaction]

Half pint and beer checking in. After a pint and beer done checked.

eta* But this thread is so chummy, I wash afterwards.

 

[strykerpks]

Pretty sure I've had 25 beers today.

I want to make love to thorn. And Tre. But mostly thorn.

And?

Well, you guys are only 8 beer bangs. Tre and thorn are 25 beer bangs

 

[Maggot Brain]

The best widely available, moderately priced hard alcohol to drink straight is Johnnie Walker Black.

I refuse to debate anyone on this because they are wrong.

MY Brother!!! You are SO right. :cheers:

 

[Christo]

The best widely available, moderately priced hard alcohol to drink straight is Johnnie Walker Black.

I refuse to debate anyone on this because they are wrong.