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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)
- Thread starter Jeromen
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See you tonight! 
safariplanet
Footballguy
had a 40 of mickeys.. wait is this not the beer thread??
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I wish I could fight Krista. 
Friggin' mouse gets all the luck.
Friggin' mouse gets all the luck.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Hi there.
krista4
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bump
I was supposed to take it easy tonight. Dammitall if I didnt put down a few hundred more than I'm supposed to.
Anyone up for a FBG drink-off? How about a FBG drunk draft? Not to float my own boat but I think I'm teh SOD at 1.02 or lower. Homer, I'm gunning for you
I was supposed to take it easy tonight. Dammitall if I didnt put down a few hundred more than I'm supposed to.
Anyone up for a FBG drink-off? How about a FBG drunk draft? Not to float my own boat but I think I'm teh SOD at 1.02 or lower. Homer, I'm gunning for you
strykerpks
Footballguy
4;30 AM eastern and homer isnt around.....m'r f'r better be hittin som shiznit
strykerpks
Footballguy
F the Tigers...we dont discrimnate..we're here for drinking purposes only...that took me like 3 minutes to type.....
strykerpks
Footballguy
F the Tigers...we dont discrimnate..we're here for drinking purposes only...that took me like 3 minutes to type.....
strykerpks
Footballguy
Hey ####ers 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I love that you're always the last one to post in this thread.Except for right now, obviously.Hey ####ers
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
The Gator
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
0 Birthday BIF brews.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I just gave you 5 stars.0 Birthday BIF brews.
The Gator
Footballguy
The world is right, again.I just gave you 5 stars.0 Birthday BIF brews.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I'm just trying to help you out here. We're talking FREE you know.We're bad people.Duh.
The Juggernaut
The Man. The Myth
Nothing to drink as of yet, but I think it's high time to celebrate the liberation of Cuba. Cuba Libre!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Yeah, but I don't want to take advantage.Plus, I just bailed on a long weekend in Chicago where we could've played Medinah (on me for a change) so yeah, I feel moderately dooshbaggish.I'm just trying to help you out here. We're talking FREE you know.We're bad people.Duh.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
No need....please take advantage of me at every opportunity.Just cracked my first.Yeah, but I don't want to take advantage.Plus, I just bailed on a long weekend in Chicago where we could've played Medinah (on me for a change) so yeah, I feel moderately dooshbaggish.I'm just trying to help you out here. We're talking FREE you know.We're bad people.Duh.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
No need....please take advantage of me at every opportunity.Just cracked my first.Yeah, but I don't want to take advantage.Plus, I just bailed on a long weekend in Chicago where we could've played Medinah (on me for a change) so yeah, I feel moderately dooshbaggish.I'm just trying to help you out here. We're talking FREE you know.We're bad people.Duh.
I'm somewhere around 12 but I haven't eaten today. Catch up quick!
strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm completely smashed at 6:45pm.
Played golf with Hoh today and was mildly happy by 2:30 in the pm. Came home, cracked a beer and the rest will probably be interesting.
Strykperks, get in here.
Just got home from work and getting a haircut. You gotta give me some time to catch up GB
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Pansy!I'm completely smashed at 6:45pm.
Played golf with Hoh today and was mildly happy by 2:30 in the pm. Came home, cracked a beer and the rest will probably be interesting.
Strykperks, get in here.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Pansy!I'm completely smashed at 6:45pm.
Played golf with Hoh today and was mildly happy by 2:30 in the pm. Came home, cracked a beer and the rest will probably be interesting.
Strykperks, get in here.
You got a 6 1/2 hour head start on me. This isn't amateur hour. I have a tolerance on par with yours and need to put back a few hundred to get to your level. You know me better than that GB
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Just bustin' balls GB.Pansy!I'm completely smashed at 6:45pm.
Played golf with Hoh today and was mildly happy by 2:30 in the pm. Came home, cracked a beer and the rest will probably be interesting.
Strykperks, get in here.Just got home from work and getting a haircut. You gotta give me some time to catch up GB
You got a 6 1/2 hour head start on me. This isn't amateur hour. I have a tolerance on par with yours and need to put back a few hundred to get to your level. You know me better than that GB
The Juggernaut
The Man. The Myth
:stillers:
go cuba libre!
go cuba libre!
strykerpks
Footballguy
You're luckyHomer J Simpson said:Just bustin' balls GB.strykerpks said:Homer J Simpson said:Pansy!strykerpks said:Homer J Simpson said:I'm completely smashed at 6:45pm.
Played golf with Hoh today and was mildly happy by 2:30 in the pm. Came home, cracked a beer and the rest will probably be interesting.
Strykperks, get in here.You got a 6 1/2 hour head start on me. This isn't amateur hour. I have a tolerance on par with yours and need to put back a few hundred to get to your level. You know me better than that GB
PS not drunk but definately "under the influence" Be advised for tales late Saturday night. Got my 10 year reunion. There should be some drunken debauchery to report.
Costillo spiced rum....coors...
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Chimay Blue = awesome
strykerpks
Footballguy
So I'm at my 10 year reunion...holy #### I'm hammered. So "Angie" blossomed into a very good looking woman. She gave me #### for not "showing interest" in her back in the day. Anywhoo....she was there wth her "girlfriend". I just got back fom a great ####fest, about 3 seconds from a jabroniking threesome when "girlfriend" pulled the ugly friend "I need to get up earlyl." card.
Anywhoo, I just drilled a hot chick. Hey look at me ####ers
Anywhoo, I just drilled a hot chick. Hey look at me ####ers
strykerpks
Footballguy
Angus Young is the best guitarist EVAH
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'd like to make some sor t of witty comment here, bu t I'm drunk.
strykerpks
Footballguy
S'all good. Were drinkers in here. Im gonna regret this otmorrow
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
S'all good. Were drinkers in here. Im gonna regret this otmorrow
I'm still trying to piece together how I f'd up with a gaggle of newly "graduated" flight attendents. IIRC the problem was a PIA "mother hen" type.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer, Stu, Hack...what gives you pieces of excrement?
Greeetings fromPhoenix. Been drinkin since like 10am MST.....I'm waht experts call ####ED!!!!
Greeetings fromPhoenix. Been drinkin since like 10am MST.....I'm waht experts call ####ED!!!!
strykerpks
Footballguy
Im probably ######ed but I started a drunk thr:e:ad at anohter m:e:ssage board
strykerpks
Footballguy
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Anyone? This thread seems to have lost its legs as of late.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So I was pretty hungover today and my friends were at a bar way out in the suburbs so I just sat around and watched the games solo. No drinking or anything.Then around midnight I was on the phone and grabbed a beer out of the fridge without even thinking about it...seriously, I didn't even notice that I had one until I was almost done with it. But man, it was good. So was #2. And #3.I'm now officially drunk. :(
strykerpks
Footballguy
Good work my friend! I"m now in my hotel room, lookin for some fun but the entire fam is in bed....####in rookies
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Amateurs...but hey, they're fun to laugh at. :( Just cracked another. I'm an idiot.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Dude, its only friggin midnight here...just cracked another myself. The only thing I'm pissed at is that they dont turn back the clocks here....#### I'd normally get an extra hour of bar time in MKEAmateurs...but hey, they're fun to laugh at.Good work my friend! I"m now in my hotel room, lookin for some fun but the entire fam is in bed....####in rookiesSo I was pretty hungover today and my friends were at a bar way out in the suburbs so I just sat around and watched the games solo. No drinking or anything.Then around midnight I was on the phone and grabbed a beer out of the fridge without even thinking about it...seriously, I didn't even notice that I had one until I was almost done with it. But man, it was good. So was #2. And #3.I'm now officially drunk.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was SOOOO PISSED when I realized it was daylight savings and I wasn't going out. It's usually one of my favorite nights to go out.I really need to plan better.Dude, its only friggin midnight here...just cracked another myself. The only thing I'm pissed at is that they dont turn back the clocks here....#### I'd normally get an extra hour of bar time in MKEAmateurs...but hey, they're fun to laugh at.Good work my friend! I"m now in my hotel room, lookin for some fun but the entire fam is in bed....####in rookiesSo I was pretty hungover today and my friends were at a bar way out in the suburbs so I just sat around and watched the games solo. No drinking or anything.Then around midnight I was on the phone and grabbed a beer out of the fridge without even thinking about it...seriously, I didn't even notice that I had one until I was almost done with it. But man, it was good. So was #2. And #3.I'm now officially drunk.
strykerpks
Footballguy
RookieI was SOOOO PISSED when I realized it was daylight savings and I wasn't going out. It's usually one of my favorite nights to go out.I really need to plan better.Dude, its only friggin midnight here...just cracked another myself. The only thing I'm pissed at is that they dont turn back the clocks here....#### I'd normally get an extra hour of bar time in MKEAmateurs...but hey, they're fun to laugh at.Good work my friend! I"m now in my hotel room, lookin for some fun but the entire fam is in bed....####in rookiesSo I was pretty hungover today and my friends were at a bar way out in the suburbs so I just sat around and watched the games solo. No drinking or anything.Then around midnight I was on the phone and grabbed a beer out of the fridge without even thinking about it...seriously, I didn't even notice that I had one until I was almost done with it. But man, it was good. So was #2. And #3.I'm now officially drunk.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Yah its Wednesday. Went to the Bucks/Grizzlies game with some higherups from work. I was thoroughly entertained with booze on the company dime. 
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
I am pretty buzzed now, if that counts. Four double white russians will do that to ya.
