just one time, right?Resist the urge to call again for a few more days. Maybe give her another try say Sunday night to make her think you had plenty of weekend plans already.
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larry_boy_44
Footballguy
eh, since it's sort of an escalating route of communication (e-mail to phone/text to actual meeting) I wouldn't revert here and would stick to the many people here saying you move communications off the net ASAP (I've found this to be good advice). Assuming you left a coherent message inducing a call back, the right move is no move here for at least several days... then tossing up a Hail Mary early next week.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right awayyeah, only once... thought about sending her a message through e-harmony... not really sure what to say, though...
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
i think you should find out where she lives and then show up holding a radio above your head playing "in your eyes"eh, since it's sort of an escalating route of communication (e-mail to phone/text to actual meeting) I wouldn't revert here and would stick to the many people here saying you move communications off the net ASAP (I've found this to be good advice). Assuming you left a coherent message inducing a call back, the right move is no move here for at least several days... then tossing up a Hail Mary early next week.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right awayyeah, only once... thought about sending her a message through e-harmony... not really sure what to say, though...
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
After all this Krista crap for the last several pages you just had to comment on her bumping something. It just makes me think of how you probably call your EX when you see something that reminds you of her and leave her a VM. It's that kind of #### that you keep doing that keeps the Woz self-fulfilling prophecy alive and well.I have backed off on you big time and even sent you a PM trying to help you out when you were sounding borderline suicidal (to which you didnt respond). Since I sent that PM I havent bumped that oth:e:r thread, I bit my tongue in here, and only commented really on your lack of tact when you pissed off somebody who was on your side.It didnt take very long for people to fill my shoes though really, now did it? have you noticed how people you are friendly with are even calling you a #### at this point, and how people have repeatedly tried to help you and are now giving up on you? Take a look in the mirror man and stop trying to deflect everything on everybody else.what the #### are you talking about?isn't the more apt place for these comments at another board where you take the time to go create threads about internet posters you don't like because somehow that's a valuable and worthwhile thing to do? because, you know, that's a totally cool and non-childish thing to doDude, stop trying so hard. You come off as extremely needy.Not dating per se, but thought I'd share thiswith you guys from Sat night...It's a female friend of mine's b-day, and she has a room at a bar downtown in the Village reserved...3 buddies of mine and I head down there, including my oldest friend, a guy I've known for 25 years, and who is, amazingly, at age 30, still a virgin...Yup...The 30 year old virgin incarnate...We'll call him Lance (because that;'s his name...Really)He has zero game, refuses to listen to any advice, and has less success closing than Armando Benitez in the playoffs...So we're at the bar, and there's this cute chick there who I'm digging...We're dancing together, we're both a bit further along than tipsy, we're making as much small talk as the booming music will allow, generally having a pretty good time...After about 30 minutes or so of this, I go to the bar to get some drinks as it is my turn to buy a round for the group I came with...Bar is really crowded, so it takes about 10 minutes total to get back to the room (which did not have its own bar, unfortunately)...I get back, and Lance is sitting in the corner, which is not easily accessible, with the girl I was dancing/chatting with, and he has his arm around her shoulder...I am seriously
at this point...In my book he just committed one of the worst acts a friend could...It's one thing to cockblock someone...It's another thing entirely to wait until your friend leaves the room and then run over and mack it to the chick he;s been talking to...I mean, this is really ######## behavior in my mind...So now I have to decide if it is worth me making a scene at my friend's birthday by going over there and confronting him, but I decide it is a better idea to just
a lot more and curse him from across the room...My other friend, Lance's roomate BTW, is as incredulous as I am, so we go play beirut instead and proceed to get WASTED...We stumble out of the bar at about 3 AM and I'm way too drunk to get home to Queens, so I crash on his sofa...I wake up at about 9 AM to the sound of Lance walking this girl out of the apartment...I am honestly in shock (and still drunk, BTW)...I am now conflicted, as I am still pissed at him, but also amazed and happy that he has finally had sex with a girl...I mean, they had to have had sex, right? She was definitely looking for action, they were chatting it up for well over 90 minutes, and she came home with Lance...Not even Lance could screw this up, right?
So I stumble into his room, and ask him, so, what happened?"Nothing, really," he answers...WHAT???"Well, we made out a little, and we snuggled, but nothing beyond that."WHAT???"Yeah, we left the bar at 4 or so, and she was hungry, so I took her to that 24 hour French restaurant a couple of blocks away and we had a very nice meal...""You took her on a date at 4 AM?""So we got back here and I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie""WHAT??? At 5 AM? You mean like a porn or something? To get y'all in the mood?""No, I put on Saw""Are you freaking kidding me? Saw? That's the movie you chose? Boy, I bet that really helped the mood""Why are you yelling at me?""Well first you totally throw a Jonathan Ogden sized cockblock at me, and then you #### it up to this magnitude? Then what happened?""Well then the power went out in my room, so we couldn't watch the movie anymore""Thank God""That's when I started to make my move, but she was way less responsive then she had been in the cab.""I wonder why.""What do you mean?""Never mind Lance...You're hopeless."What a
it deserved.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
the message was basically "Hey <name>, this is Larry. I had a great time chatting with you Friday night and would like to do it again some time, call me back when you get a chance... bye"eh, since it's sort of an escalating route of communication (e-mail to phone/text to actual meeting) I wouldn't revert here and would stick to the many people here saying you move communications off the net ASAP (I've found this to be good advice). Assuming you left a coherent message inducing a call back, the right move is no move here for at least several days... then tossing up a Hail Mary early next week.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right away
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
DUDE!! THAT IS SOi think you should find out where she lives and then show up holding a radio above your head playing "in your eyes"eh, since it's sort of an escalating route of communication (e-mail to phone/text to actual meeting) I wouldn't revert here and would stick to the many people here saying you move communications off the net ASAP (I've found this to be good advice). Assuming you left a coherent message inducing a call back, the right move is no move here for at least several days... then tossing up a Hail Mary early next week.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right away
can I steal your idea? Are you ok with that?Think I would have gone with a specific date in mind like a "you available for a dinner on Friday" type thing to give her a pseudo-deadline on which to call back but either way she got the message here. If she wants to she should call back. Personally I wouldn't do anything and toss up the Hail Mary early next week if you want.the message was basically "Hey <name>, this is Larry. I had a great time chatting with you Friday night and would like to do it again some time, call me back when you get a chance... bye"eh, since it's sort of an escalating route of communication (e-mail to phone/text to actual meeting) I wouldn't revert here and would stick to the many people here saying you move communications off the net ASAP (I've found this to be good advice). Assuming you left a coherent message inducing a call back, the right move is no move here for at least several days... then tossing up a Hail Mary early next week.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right away
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
the problem with specifics is that her schedule is random and she works a ton because its the first week of school... So when she would be available is really something she'd need to let me know...Think I would have gone with a specific date in mind like a "you available for a dinner on Friday" type thing to give her a pseudo-deadline on which to call back but either way she got the message here. If she wants to she should call back. Personally I wouldn't do anything and toss up the Hail Mary early next week if you want.the message was basically "Hey <name>, this is Larry. I had a great time chatting with you Friday night and would like to do it again some time, call me back when you get a chance... bye"
Satan himself could have bumped that story and I'd have laughed and made the same post. It was funny and came at a time where I needed to be reminded the internet is mostly for humor. And I may or may not have texted the ex a couple of times when things remind me of her.After all this Krista crap for the last several pages you just had to comment on her bumping something. It just makes me think of how you probably call your EX when you see something that reminds you of her and leave her a VM. It's that kind of #### that you keep doing that keeps the Woz self-fulfilling prophecy alive and well.I have backed off on you big time and even sent you a PM trying to help you out when you were sounding borderline suicidal (to which you didnt respond). Since I sent that PM I havent bumped that oth:e:r thread, I bit my tongue in here, and only commented really on your lack of tact when you pissed off somebody who was on your side.It didnt take very long for people to fill my shoes though really, now did it? have you noticed how people you are friendly with are even calling you a #### at this point, and how people have repeatedly tried to help you and are now giving up on you? Take a look in the mirror man and stop trying to deflect everything on everybody else.what the #### are you talking about?isn't the more apt place for these comments at another board where you take the time to go create threads about internet posters you don't like because somehow that's a valuable and worthwhile thing to do? because, you know, that's a totally cool and non-childish thing to doDude, stop trying so hard. You come off as extremely needy.:(Somehow I missed this gem before...just catching up and making sure this got theNot dating per se, but thought I'd share this
But real life <> internet.fair enough. i just tend to go that route because it kind of gives them a specific deadline for which to call back. naturally, when she says she doesn't know then you ask what works for her. i don't think it's a big deal though. like i said i really just two it because it shows assertiveness (girls seem to hate making decisions early on) and limits the amount of time i have to wait and wonder if she'll call back. if i say let's go out Friday and she doesn't call by then at least i can stop wonderingthe problem with specifics is that her schedule is random and she works a ton because its the first week of school... So when she would be available is really something she'd need to let me know...Think I would have gone with a specific date in mind like a "you available for a dinner on Friday" type thing to give her a pseudo-deadline on which to call back but either way she got the message here. If she wants to she should call back. Personally I wouldn't do anything and toss up the Hail Mary early next week if you want.the message was basically "Hey <name>, this is Larry. I had a great time chatting with you Friday night and would like to do it again some time, call me back when you get a chance... bye"eh, since it's sort of an escalating route of communication (e-mail to phone/text to actual meeting) I wouldn't revert here and would stick to the many people here saying you move communications off the net ASAP (I've found this to be good advice). Assuming you left a coherent message inducing a call back, the right move is no move here for at least several days... then tossing up a Hail Mary early next week.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right awayyeah, only once... thought about sending her a message through e-harmony... not really sure what to say, though...
Go ahead and close her out. Reason: We're communicating outside of e-harmony.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right awayyeah, only once... thought about sending her a message through e-harmony... not really sure what to say, though...
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
mehDUDE!! THAT IS SOi think you should find out where she lives and then show up holding a radio above your head playing "in your eyes"eh, since it's sort of an escalating route of communication (e-mail to phone/text to actual meeting) I wouldn't revert here and would stick to the many people here saying you move communications off the net ASAP (I've found this to be good advice). Assuming you left a coherent message inducing a call back, the right move is no move here for at least several days... then tossing up a Hail Mary early next week.nah, I pretty much did the Swingers thing right away
Alias
Footballguy
wow no responses on what has to be the worst imaginable date possible.Montreal trip reportDrove up to Montreal in a caravan with 6 other people, it was a pretty tight fit but we managed, coming home we had 1 less so it was much more comfortable but it took us 11 hours door-to-door (2 hours waiting at the border and a 1+ hour stop at a Ponderosa).Overall pretty dissapointed with the rippers, checked out 3 different places on the trip and they all were really bad, in a way where there are like 100 guys in the joint and MAYBE 1 girl going around giving lap dancesYou have to keep in mind Richard is VERY eccentric he is probably one of the more strange guys I have ever met, he walks around with a carrot juice and vodka concoction at all times but he does not like carrots and he lives in a 100 square foot flat in London which I think must be very uncomfortable for a guy of his size. Anyway her drug use does not seem to phase him and they meet up the next day for drinks. He is running late and calls her and apologizes she said no problem just let her finish smoking this joint and then she will go back to the meeting spot. He says they both have two vodka cranberries and talk about really bizarre stuff like how she used to date this gangsta and he gave her a gun, etc.. After the two drinks she is acting like she is plastered so they take off. It is getting closer to the party time so after walking around Montreal a little more and hitting a thrift shop they go to his hotel so he can get ready for the party, while at the hotel she starts trying on bathing suits she bought at the thrift store right in front of him - so he is getting a full frontal viewing of her. He said he normally would have went at with this girl but she was really really drunk and he said it would not have been cool. So they walk out of the hotel and he says at this point he is practically carrying her she is so bad off. They make it a few blocks and it is getting late and he says she should get in a taxi or something because he does not want to leave her in the state that she was in. She doesn't respond or budge, she is dead weight at this point and is just sitting on a park bench. He tells her he really does not want to leave her like this but he will have to since he has a party to go to. This is when she SNAPS, she stands up and starts screaming at him saying how he is such a f'n english ##### like all of the others and that, "I am going to f'n kill you right now" and she charges him and starts strangling him by the necktie and she rips his shirt, something about biting off his buttons but not in an erotic way. This guy is pretty non-violent and has no clue how to handle the situation, he said if she was a guy you could just work things out but this woman was way off her rocker and he needed help. He sees a couple walk by him and he starts asking the guy for help, he is like PLEASE call the police I don't know what to do. So the guy makes a phone call and she sees this and charges the guy with the phone, steals his phone from him and she starts yelling at the police on the phone as she walks into incoming traffic and starts slamming windshields with her purse. The three of them finally subdue her and have her on the ground. Richard asks the guy if he got his cell phone back and he said he did, so Richard just heads back to his hotel to get a cab, practically sprinting to get away from the scene where this psycho chick was. A witness to the scene follows Richard into the hotel about 10 minutes later and tells him the girl was arrested and taken off by the police. Richard changes his shirt, goes to the party and entertains us all with the full cup of crazy he just experienced.
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
sorry, it was too long I just couldnt make it throughwow no responses on what has to be the worst imaginable date possible.Montreal trip reportDrove up to Montreal in a caravan with 6 other people, it was a pretty tight fit but we managed, coming home we had 1 less so it was much more comfortable but it took us 11 hours door-to-door (2 hours waiting at the border and a 1+ hour stop at a Ponderosa).Overall pretty dissapointed with the rippers, checked out 3 different places on the trip and they all were really bad, in a way where there are like 100 guys in the joint and MAYBE 1 girl going around giving lap dancesThe reason we went was for a wedding celebration, my buddies got married earlier in the year he was from Toronto and she lives in NYC so Montreal was equidistant for the most part for people to travel there.Not much talent at the wedding party, there was 1 girl that I knew from nyc that was looking really good, was going to hit on her at the after party but she never made it, she had 2 glasses of wine and apparently was done (no she did not hook up with another guy she just went back and crashed). I will see her again in nyc tho so not a total loss. Only other women I found attractive was my buddy's half-sister and her female friend who was very cute, they were both 21-22 though so it would have been a tough pull. And his sister's friend had a boyfriend and she never made it to the after party but his half-sister did. It didn't even dawn on me to hit on her just because I didn't think it would be cool to hit on my buddy's (half-)sister even if they were not that close at all, she thought her brother was 40 and he was 37. She ended up hooking up with another guy at the party that was 34 and I was talking with her enough at the after party that I probably could have pulled it, but I don't think that would have been an enjoyable ride back to NYC with my buddies (bride and groom in caravan) so probably all for the best.Ok enough setup, on to the REAL story...So there is a guy that drove up with us from London, he is actually Austrian. The dude is a rail thin, 6'7" and only wears black, he is an artist. Anyway we are at some bar on Saturday night it is a real scummy dive bar and it did not disappoint. A couple of 22 year olds walk in and tall guy is standing right behind them I try to get the girls' attention and ask Richard in a louder then normal voice when his band is going on tour again, he plays along but these girls are oblivious and walk outside with their beers to sit down. My buddy that is married busted on me for not putting forth a bigger effort and one of his canadian buddies brings the 3-4 girls back into the bar, walks them right to me from outside and introduces them to me and we start chatting them up for 10-15 minutes but they have the attention span of a gnat and it does not really go anywhere, I get bored and walk to the other side of the bar. This cute blonde goes to me, is your friend really in a band? So I go yeah, do you want to meet him? And I walk her over to him, she was kind of tall and not really my type so I figured I should hook him up. They get to talking and my other friend, my buddy's wife buys them both beers and they end up exchanging phone numbers. I think nothing of it and ended up organizing a peeler run since there was nothing going on at the bar at this point. I find out the next day that Richard and the blonde were seen the next day and they were getting along famously so I felt like I had done my good deed of the weekend. The wedding celebration was later that night and Richard gets there really late, so I assumed things went better as planned. Turns out things did not really go so well.So I get the story from him, he sets it up by saying when he met her on Saturday night he asked her why she does not smile. She said it is because of the valium she took earlier in the night. He asked her why she is taking valium and she said to counteract the nervousness she gets when she takes cocaine.
You have to keep in mind Richard is VERY eccentric he is probably one of the more strange guys I have ever met, he walks around with a carrot juice and vodka concoction at all times but he does not like carrots and he lives in a 100 square foot flat in London which I think must be very uncomfortable for a guy of his size. Anyway her drug use does not seem to phase him and they meet up the next day for drinks. He is running late and calls her and apologizes she said no problem just let her finish smoking this joint and then she will go back to the meeting spot. He says they both have two vodka cranberries and talk about really bizarre stuff like how she used to date this gangsta and he gave her a gun, etc.. After the two drinks she is acting like she is plastered so they take off. It is getting closer to the party time so after walking around Montreal a little more and hitting a thrift shop they go to his hotel so he can get ready for the party, while at the hotel she starts trying on bathing suits she bought at the thrift store right in front of him - so he is getting a full frontal viewing of her. He said he normally would have went at with this girl but she was really really drunk and he said it would not have been cool. So they walk out of the hotel and he says at this point he is practically carrying her she is so bad off. They make it a few blocks and it is getting late and he says she should get in a taxi or something because he does not want to leave her in the state that she was in. She doesn't respond or budge, she is dead weight at this point and is just sitting on a park bench. He tells her he really does not want to leave her like this but he will have to since he has a party to go to. This is when she SNAPS, she stands up and starts screaming at him saying how he is such a f'n english ##### like all of the others and that, "I am going to f'n kill you right now" and she charges him and starts strangling him by the necktie and she rips his shirt, something about biting off his buttons but not in an erotic way. This guy is pretty non-violent and has no clue how to handle the situation, he said if she was a guy you could just work things out but this woman was way off her rocker and he needed help. He sees a couple walk by him and he starts asking the guy for help, he is like PLEASE call the police I don't know what to do. So the guy makes a phone call and she sees this and charges the guy with the phone, steals his phone from him and she starts yelling at the police on the phone as she walks into incoming traffic and starts slamming windshields with her purse. The three of them finally subdue her and have her on the ground. Richard asks the guy if he got his cell phone back and he said he did, so Richard just heads back to his hotel to get a cab, practically sprinting to get away from the scene where this psycho chick was. A witness to the scene follows Richard into the hotel about 10 minutes later and tells him the girl was arrested and taken off by the police. Richard changes his shirt, goes to the party and entertains us all with the full cup of crazy he just experienced.
krista4
Footballguy
Thought it was an amazing story but just didn't have any response. Absolutely insane.wow no responses on what has to be the worst imaginable date possible.Montreal trip reportDrove up to Montreal in a caravan with 6 other people, it was a pretty tight fit but we managed, coming home we had 1 less so it was much more comfortable but it took us 11 hours door-to-door (2 hours waiting at the border and a 1+ hour stop at a Ponderosa).Overall pretty dissapointed with the rippers, checked out 3 different places on the trip and they all were really bad, in a way where there are like 100 guys in the joint and MAYBE 1 girl going around giving lap dancesThe reason we went was for a wedding celebration, my buddies got married earlier in the year he was from Toronto and she lives in NYC so Montreal was equidistant for the most part for people to travel there.Not much talent at the wedding party, there was 1 girl that I knew from nyc that was looking really good, was going to hit on her at the after party but she never made it, she had 2 glasses of wine and apparently was done (no she did not hook up with another guy she just went back and crashed). I will see her again in nyc tho so not a total loss. Only other women I found attractive was my buddy's half-sister and her female friend who was very cute, they were both 21-22 though so it would have been a tough pull. And his sister's friend had a boyfriend and she never made it to the after party but his half-sister did. It didn't even dawn on me to hit on her just because I didn't think it would be cool to hit on my buddy's (half-)sister even if they were not that close at all, she thought her brother was 40 and he was 37. She ended up hooking up with another guy at the party that was 34 and I was talking with her enough at the after party that I probably could have pulled it, but I don't think that would have been an enjoyable ride back to NYC with my buddies (bride and groom in caravan) so probably all for the best.Ok enough setup, on to the REAL story...So there is a guy that drove up with us from London, he is actually Austrian. The dude is a rail thin, 6'7" and only wears black, he is an artist. Anyway we are at some bar on Saturday night it is a real scummy dive bar and it did not disappoint. A couple of 22 year olds walk in and tall guy is standing right behind them I try to get the girls' attention and ask Richard in a louder then normal voice when his band is going on tour again, he plays along but these girls are oblivious and walk outside with their beers to sit down. My buddy that is married busted on me for not putting forth a bigger effort and one of his canadian buddies brings the 3-4 girls back into the bar, walks them right to me from outside and introduces them to me and we start chatting them up for 10-15 minutes but they have the attention span of a gnat and it does not really go anywhere, I get bored and walk to the other side of the bar. This cute blonde goes to me, is your friend really in a band? So I go yeah, do you want to meet him? And I walk her over to him, she was kind of tall and not really my type so I figured I should hook him up. They get to talking and my other friend, my buddy's wife buys them both beers and they end up exchanging phone numbers. I think nothing of it and ended up organizing a peeler run since there was nothing going on at the bar at this point. I find out the next day that Richard and the blonde were seen the next day and they were getting along famously so I felt like I had done my good deed of the weekend. The wedding celebration was later that night and Richard gets there really late, so I assumed things went better as planned. Turns out things did not really go so well.So I get the story from him, he sets it up by saying when he met her on Saturday night he asked her why she does not smile. She said it is because of the valium she took earlier in the night. He asked her why she is taking valium and she said to counteract the nervousness she gets when she takes cocaine.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm confused by the timeline though. I've been assuming we aren't getting "real time" updates, and that this all happened over the summer. So we're getting a recap, one date at a time. Is that correct?
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
that is my assumption.and they really are pretty cool to read.Disco Stu said:Bankerguy said:I'm confused by the timeline though. I've been assuming we aren't getting "real time" updates, and that this all happened over the summer. So we're getting a recap, one date at a time. Is that correct?
s_ezy
Footballguy
I met her at an Indians game on July 25thDate 1 took place on August 2ndDate 6 took place August 25thi have about 3-4 more dates to go until we are at present daythat is my assumption.and they really are pretty cool to read.Disco Stu said:Bankerguy said:I'm confused by the timeline though. I've been assuming we aren't getting "real time" updates, and that this all happened over the summer. So we're getting a recap, one date at a time. Is that correct?
Kraft...
Footballguy
I met her at an Indians game on July 25thDate 1 took place on August 2ndDate 6 took place August 25thi have about 3-4 more dates to go until we are at present daythat is my assumption.and they really are pretty cool to read.Disco Stu said:Bankerguy said:I'm confused by the timeline though. I've been assuming we aren't getting "real time" updates, and that this all happened over the summer. So we're getting a recap, one date at a time. Is that correct?
Date #7 strip clubDate #8 proposalDate #9 wedding in vegasDate #10 Honeymoon
s_ezy
Footballguy
Date 7 = Talib kweli Concert
Date 8 = Dinner at gamekeepers
Date 9 = My sister's graduation party
Date 10 = hang out at her place
Date 11 = tomorrow night, having dinner with her family
Date 12 = going away to visit friends in Findlay with her on Saturday
Date 8 = Dinner at gamekeepers
Date 9 = My sister's graduation party
Date 10 = hang out at her place
Date 11 = tomorrow night, having dinner with her family
Date 12 = going away to visit friends in Findlay with her on Saturday
Kraft...
Footballguy
Meeting families? That's serious stuff
I think the 12th date or so is a good time to do it. I'd assume by this time you are bf/gf.Meeting families? That's serious stuff
Nope, but pulled it off anyways... when I'm not surrounded by dozens of people, Ill post it.here it is:Woz said:
You ever get that taken care of?
Wow, so you still clicked "yes" even know I have a scratched out face in my photo? Wow, I'm flattered - honestly thought I was doomed.
So, what type of professional are you? Do you enjoy working in Minneapolis?
She wrote Re: hey... 44 hours ago
You were kind of doomed - until I experienced the Hot or Not photo rejection. I still think there are more tactful ways to do it - such as CROPPING. I understand that some people aren't computer savvy enough to figure that out.
What saved you is your use of punctuation. I figured that even though you scratch people out, you don't have a paragraph long sentence, so you must be ok
That, and I have a thing for guys in a tie.
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larry_boy_44
Footballguy
ok, dating sharks...
what's the shark play...
blonde2 closed our eharmony match... because we are communicating outside of eharmony...
that's an "OK" sign for another phone call from me to her, right????
(maybe she's the type of girl that doesn't call guys... I've met some girls who are like that...)
what's the shark play...
blonde2 closed our eharmony match... because we are communicating outside of eharmony...
that's an "OK" sign for another phone call from me to her, right????
(maybe she's the type of girl that doesn't call guys... I've met some girls who are like that...)
Dang...you needed to do this first.
code
Footballguy
Comparison of the services early in this thread...age is a factor, also because of the cost eHarmony tends to have more women who are "serious" about finding a partner rather than just looking for "fun" and hooking up...pick your poison...Reiterated Disclaimer: I met Mrs. Code on eHarmony1-2-many said:
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
but I didn't...so what do I do now? lol
Drop the lol as this is SERIOUS BUSINESSTM.Wait a couple of days and call. After that one last hail mary.
I'm not big into the game playing that some of these other guys do. Sure it probably works, but I'm not interested in a woman that is motivate by such childishness.
You met and you want to go out again. Either she does or she doesn't. Hopefully she'll sack up and let you know. If she doesn't that tells you a lot about her character.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
I did call on Sunday, left her a message... she hasn't called me back...but she closed the match 'cuz we are "communicating outside of e-harmony" today....
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I dont know how eHarmony works, but are you sure she closed it because the two of you are talking outside of the site, or could it be that she and another person are talking outside the site?
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
Thursday would be a good day to call...."Hey, had a great time last Friday and was interested in getting together again this weekend. Give me a ring when you've got a moment and let's see if we can find a time when we're both free."If you've got an idea for something unique or fun, maybe mention that w/o getting into specifics.
JAA
Footballguy
Make the first part of the experience about what the women want. Make sure they both 'open' and are comfrotable with each others company. 1 bottle of wine for the 3 of you is plenty. No hard alcohol/beer, this will take a while, dont want piss breaks. Do your best to make it about their experience and take your time. More kissing, less 'harder physical acts'. At some point they will decide what they want (hopefully something that includes you) and ask for it. Also possible, 1 or both want to take more of a voyuer role.MacArtist a long time ago mentioned in her experiences they put on the movie 'Secretary' IIRC. Ive never seen it, thought I would throw it out there.Good luck, keep the underground populated!!
JAA
Footballguy
You gotta 'bite' the bullet and stop her in the middle, get her attention, and show her.With her finger you pervOk. It's been roughly 6000 years since the invention of the BJ...or a few billion if you're a "non-believer"...do women still not know that TMT is a bad thing?? I'm sorry that I keep dragging this thread into the gutter but damn, I'm raw right now.For those following along, TMT = Too Much Teeth...sorry its B&M shtick my buddies and I use. Anyways, Katie came over tonight. We've pretty much progressed to hardcore fooling around without teh secks. I'm really starting to like her a lot and think there is some definite potential for something long term but she treats a penis like its a ###### baseball bat...feels like she's rubbin it with pine tar, rubbing her hands with rosin and then using sandpaper gloves. Not to mention she chews on my Richard like its a brand new pack of Orbitz. I say "OW!" and "Oh, that kinda hurts" the whole time and she still doesn't get it...whats the best way to parlay her "enthusiasm" into better "results"?In another drastic turn of events, I just got an email from Jill. She was the skinny blonde that had a personality like a box of rocks. She actually came across as relatively smart and has been "busy finalizing a new home as well as a new job". Not sure I buy it but at any rate its another hit from Yahoo, which has typically been pretty weak. I set something up for Thursday night. She's a football fan and I told her we were going to Applebees for dinner and drinks during the game. She replied within like 3 minutes and confirmed
JAA
Footballguy
yesfelt bad for the guy, have friends his typeThought it was an amazing story but just didn't have any response. Absolutely insane.wow no responses on what has to be the worst imaginable date possible.Montreal trip reportDrove up to Montreal in a caravan with 6 other people, it was a pretty tight fit but we managed, coming home we had 1 less so it was much more comfortable but it took us 11 hours door-to-door (2 hours waiting at the border and a 1+ hour stop at a Ponderosa).Overall pretty dissapointed with the rippers, checked out 3 different places on the trip and they all were really bad, in a way where there are like 100 guys in the joint and MAYBE 1 girl going around giving lap dances
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Meh...Might be an accurate prop for you...just saying.You gotta 'bite' the bullet and stop her in the middle, get her attention, and show her.With her finger you perv
Maybe if he's dating a chick with freakish Otis-sized mitts.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Brief update:
All the players are confirmed as interested. We are just waiting for the 3rd to let us know her schedule and go from there. I still have my doubts, but we will see. :fingerscrossed:
Have been bombarded with POF mail lately. Have a 24 cutie chatting me up. Looks like I am going to break my date older chicks rule.
LOL.....I got busted last night for forgetting one girls name. D'oh!!
All the players are confirmed as interested. We are just waiting for the 3rd to let us know her schedule and go from there. I still have my doubts, but we will see. :fingerscrossed:
Have been bombarded with POF mail lately. Have a 24 cutie chatting me up. Looks like I am going to break my date older chicks rule.
LOL.....I got busted last night for forgetting one girls name. D'oh!!
may i recommend Deferol for your 3wayand send the 24 year olds my way, bud
pricklypete
Footballguy
Alias
Footballguy
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parasaurolophus
Footballguy
Cute I guess, if you like attractive blondes showing their ample cleavageBankerguy said:
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Yes, and hence why I broke my own age rule. Not to mention she has initiated almost everything, first note, first MSN contact, although I did ask her out. Seemed like a slam dunk at that point. We are going out next weekend to hit a club and have a few drinks. I have high hopes for this one.Cute I guess, if you like attractive blondes showing their ample cleavageBankerguy said:
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