***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (3 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

This girl has been in town since Thursday, but I haven't called. Just haven't had a free night. Maybe next trip...

Damn...that had potential for a great story!

 

[Disco Stu]

Stu you better get your #### together and get to milwaukee.

Who's financing this?

 

[Woz]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

Okay, I ####ed up in thinking that she wouldn't take it so seriously and I was wrong. I've since said I was sorry and meant it and am not skating it because I'm skipping the Milwaukee thing yet hoping they have fun. What more can I say here? There's not chance for repair and all that's left is for me to say I'm sorry and to recognize I was wrong and it was all taken seriously.

 

[Woz]

Kumbaya my Lord, KumbayaKumbaya my Lord, Kumbaya........anyone?

don't think there will be any singing or holding hands in milwaukee :(

There's gonna be singing, holding hands, playing the bongos and all that other fruity utopian crap if I have anything to say about it...and you're gonna like it!

Oh I would

 

[Bankerguy]

I've been off by one month before, but three?

BTW...

LOOK AT ME I GOT LESS THAN 3 HOURS SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX AND NOT FINISHING!!!

 

[larry_boy_44]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

Okay, I ####ed up in thinking that she wouldn't take it so seriously and I was wrong. I've since said I was sorry and meant it and am not skating it because I'm skipping the Milwaukee thing yet hoping they have fun. What more can I say here? There's not chance for repair and all that's left is for me to say I'm sorry and to recognize I was wrong and it was all taken seriously.

you know...if you would have apologized... then dropped it and let it go and let her cool off without saying more stupid, hurtful ####...this wouldn't be the end of what happened...This kind of stuff is what we mean when we say you "woz" something up, woz... it has nothing to do with you looking dumb and everything to do with you doing stupid stuff over and over and over again and not realizing that you keep doing it even while you are in the middle of doing it...

 

[BassNBrew]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Stu you better get your #### together and get to milwaukee.

Who's financing this?

stryker and I

 

[Thorn]

um jesus in the interest of getting this thread back on track I will pose a dating question.Are chicks really that forgetful that they ALWAYS leave something at your place or do they really think that if a guy doesnt like them the fact that they left some crap there will make it work out?Which kind of stupid is it? Forgetful stupid or plotting stupid?

You know the answer here. And if you stop thinking of it as stupid and instead as just part of female behavior, you'll be a lot better off.

oh lighten up francis.

Sorry dude I though you were asking a serious question. Gettin hard to tell these days.

 

[parasaurolophus]

um jesus in the interest of getting this thread back on track I will pose a dating question.Are chicks really that forgetful that they ALWAYS leave something at your place or do they really think that if a guy doesnt like them the fact that they left some crap there will make it work out?Which kind of stupid is it? Forgetful stupid or plotting stupid?

You know the answer here. And if you stop thinking of it as stupid and instead as just part of female behavior, you'll be a lot better off.

oh lighten up francis.

Sorry dude I though you were asking a serious question. Gettin hard to tell these days.

i am just messing around, i was mainly just throwing out a hypothetical to get the thread back on track.

 

[Kraft...]

anyone going to have any actual info on iDating anymore?all this idrama is a waste of everyones time

Thanks for adding a productive post yourself.

Following that dudes posts has been one of the bright spots of this thread lately. Unwarranted hating here IMO.

 

[krista4]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

This is the last I'll have to say on this subject:I sure like that Cappy.

 

[strykerpks]

Ok. It's been roughly 6000 years since the invention of the BJ...or a few billion if you're a "non-believer"...do women still not know that TMT is a bad thing?? I'm sorry that I keep dragging this thread into the gutter but damn, I'm raw right now.

For those following along, TMT = Too Much Teeth...sorry its B&M shtick my buddies and I use. Anyways, Katie came over tonight. We've pretty much progressed to hardcore fooling around without teh secks. I'm really starting to like her a lot and think there is some definite potential for something long term but she treats a penis like its a ###### baseball bat...feels like she's rubbin it with pine tar, rubbing her hands with rosin and then using sandpaper gloves. Not to mention she chews on my Richard like its a brand new pack of Orbitz. I say "OW!" and "Oh, that kinda hurts" the whole time and she still doesn't get it...whats the best way to parlay her "enthusiasm" into better "results"?

In another drastic turn of events, I just got an email from Jill. She was the skinny blonde that had a personality like a box of rocks. She actually came across as relatively smart and has been "busy finalizing a new home as well as a new job". Not sure I buy it but at any rate its another hit from Yahoo, which has typically been pretty weak. I set something up for Thursday night. She's a football fan and I told her we were going to Applebees for dinner and drinks during the game. She replied within like 3 minutes and confirmed

PS Larry/Woz, ST FU, nothing more needs to be said...TIA

PPS Sorry if this belonged in the undergound. I just cant read anymore about Krista/Woz/Larry_boy etc anymore. Someone please tear into me for being the ###, I can take it.

 

[Woz]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

This is the last I'll have to say on this subject:I sure like that Cappy.

Ok, so I'm to assume then you're going to your fundraiser?

 

[krista4]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

This is the last I'll have to say on this subject:I sure like that Cappy.

Ok, so I'm to assume then you're going to your fundraiser?

First, HI Real Hipster Doofus! Best name ever. Second, Woz, have you not figured out yet that people don't want to read this gunk in this thread? God, I surely don't want to read it and I'm purportedly a part of it! As I said to you in PM, which is where this should lie, one would think...one of us will go. It can be you; it can be me; which it is, I don't care. It will, however, be not > one of us. Capisce?

 

[Woz]

Ok. It's been roughly 6000 years since the invention of the BJ...or a few billion if you're a "non-believer"...do women still not know that TMT is a bad thing?? I'm sorry that I keep dragging this thread into the gutter but damn, I'm raw right now.For those following along, TMT = Too Much Teeth...sorry its B&M shtick my buddies and I use. Anyways, Katie came over tonight. We've pretty much progressed to hardcore fooling around without teh secks. I'm really starting to like her a lot and think there is some definite potential for something long term but she treats a penis like its a ###### baseball bat...feels like she's rubbin it with pine tar, rubbing her hands with rosin and then using sandpaper gloves. Not to mention she chews on my Richard like its a brand new pack of Orbitz. I say "OW!" and "Oh, that kinda hurts" the whole time and she still doesn't get it...whats the best way to parlay her "enthusiasm" into better "results"?In another drastic turn of events, I just got an email from Jill. She was the skinny blonde that had a personality like a box of rocks. She actually came across as relatively smart and has been "busy finalizing a new home as well as a new job". Not sure I buy it but at any rate its another hit from Yahoo, which has typically been pretty weak. I set something up for Thursday night. She's a football fan and I told her we were going to Applebees for dinner and drinks during the game. She replied within like 3 minutes and confirmed PS Larry/Woz, ST FU, nothing more needs to be said...TIAPPS Sorry if this belonged in the undergound. I just cant read anymore about Krista/Woz/Larry_boy etc anymore. Someone please tear into me for being the ###, I can take it.

Yeah, both my previous gfs were pretty new to the whole thing. One even took off some skin once (ouch!!!). The way I handled was to me nice about it. Just playfully and with jest tell them you're getting teeth. Don't at all seem mad. In both cases they genuinely wanted to please so with a little practice they each were amazing. In fact it became a standing joke with one and I'd playfully tell me not to bite me and it became a challenge to her. Option 2 if this doesn't work is to get her to watch a porno. Oh, and, #### you ###!

 

[krista4]

1) I might be alone in this, but I really prefer women older than me (33). I am finding the younger ones super annoying and still in game mode. Who knew I'd be a MILF lover...weird.

I think I'm onboard with you here. I didn't expect it either... figured after the marriage ended I'd get younger at that position.The "no games" thing has been my experience as well. They seem to be more in tune with what they want, so they're not dangling sex in front of you like some sort of carrot which is nice.

If anything, they are more likely to give it up in my experience anyway. They know what they want and are more likely to be up-front about it to. I am concentrating more of my efforts towards the slightly older crowd. 30-44 is my range right now. Although exceptions can be made for extreme hotness.

 

[strykerpks]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

This is the last I'll have to say on this subject:I sure like that Cappy.

Ok, so I'm to assume then you're going to your fundraiser?

I've tried to avoid this trainwreck for too long and even tried to deflect the ridicule onto myself. This is all I will say on the subject....This charity event is krista4's thing. If she wants to be there, she has every ####### right to be there. If you want to be there and donate to charity, I'm sure that no one will have a problem with that. Be there if you want, or skip it if you want. I couldn't care less. I dont know you nor krista from anyone else around here except the few that I have met. But if it comes down to being for charity, I'm sure bygones will be bygones or at least we can have a good time without bringing iDrama to the forefront.Jesus ####### Christ, if you wanna play out your battle, do it elsewhere. Some of us have penises with scrapes. Thats a little more important IMO

 

[Woz]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

This is the last I'll have to say on this subject:I sure like that Cappy.

Ok, so I'm to assume then you're going to your fundraiser?

First, HI Real Hipster Doofus! Best name ever. Second, Woz, have you not figured out yet that people don't want to read this gunk in this thread? God, I surely don't want to read it and I'm purportedly a part of it! As I said to you in PM, which is where this should lie, one would think...one of us will go. It can be you; it can be me; which it is, I don't care. It will, however, be not > one of us. Capisce?

Ok, and I sent you a replied PM simply stating that I think you should go because it was your idea. Maybe you didn't get the pm, but you didn't respond... so I tried to ask nicely here. So, if you'd like to go I will bow out - just need to know if that's your preference just in case you decide you don't want to go because I had planned on it, was looking forward to it, and need to keep figuring out transportation.

 

[strykerpks]

1) I might be alone in this, but I really prefer women older than me (33). I am finding the younger ones super annoying and still in game mode. Who knew I'd be a MILF lover...weird.

I think I'm onboard with you here. I didn't expect it either... figured after the marriage ended I'd get younger at that position.The "no games" thing has been my experience as well. They seem to be more in tune with what they want, so they're not dangling sex in front of you like some sort of carrot which is nice.

If anything, they are more likely to give it up in my experience anyway. They know what they want and are more likely to be up-front about it to. I am concentrating more of my efforts towards the slightly older crowd. 30-44 is my range right now. Although exceptions can be made for extreme hotness.

[larry_boy]So you're willing to give it up?

[/larry_boy]

 

[The Reytheist]

PPS Sorry if this belonged in the undergound. I just cant read anymore about Krista/Woz/Larry_boy etc anymore. Someone please tear into me for being the ###, I can take it.

I hope it doesn't belong in the underground. I've read through a good portion of this monster because the shtick had me rolling. It'd be a shame if it didn't get back to its original intent.I've been happily married for a decade, and it's been fun to read through.

 

[Woz]

Guess the lesson here really is internet = serious business. Seriously.

No, again, that's not the lesson at all. You can't call someone a skank and ugly and whatever else and expect to skate on it. Especially when she (seemingly) considered you a 'friend' at one point.Don't try to deflect here. You ####ed up.

This is the last I'll have to say on this subject:I sure like that Cappy.

Ok, so I'm to assume then you're going to your fundraiser?

I've tried to avoid this trainwreck for too long and even tried to deflect the ridicule onto myself. This is all I will say on the subject....This charity event is krista4's thing. If she wants to be there, she has every ####### right to be there. If you want to be there and donate to charity, I'm sure that no one will have a problem with that. Be there if you want, or skip it if you want. I couldn't care less. I dont know you nor krista from anyone else around here except the few that I have met. But if it comes down to being for charity, I'm sure bygones will be bygones or at least we can have a good time without bringing iDrama to the forefront.Jesus ####### Christ, if you wanna play out your battle, do it elsewhere. Some of us have penises with scrapes. Thats a little more important IMO

I agree. I too had a penis with scrapes before and I addressed your issue above in depth. She doesn't want me there, man and I told her she should go. Just looking for the direct answer and this is over...

 

[Woz]

To get myself back on track in this thread and to hopefully stay there, I'll be seeing the following girls sometime in the next week:

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLBUGRG

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NROUAQO

 

[strykerpks]

PPS Sorry if this belonged in the undergound. I just cant read anymore about Krista/Woz/Larry_boy etc anymore. Someone please tear into me for being the ###, I can take it.

I hope it doesn't belong in the underground. I've read through a good portion of this monster because the shtick had me rolling. It'd be a shame if it didn't get back to its original intent.I've been happily married for a decade, and it's been fun to read through.

I'm a relative unknown around here but I have fun in this thread. I hope I've given you a laugh or two. THAT'S why I'M here. If not I'll try harder (pun intended)

 

[krista4]

Not dating per se, but thought I'd share this with you guys from Sat night...It's a female friend of mine's b-day, and she has a room at a bar downtown in the Village reserved...3 buddies of mine and I head down there, including my oldest friend, a guy I've known for 25 years, and who is, amazingly, at age 30, still a virgin...Yup...The 30 year old virgin incarnate...We'll call him Lance (because that;'s his name...Really)He has zero game, refuses to listen to any advice, and has less success closing than Armando Benitez in the playoffs...So we're at the bar, and there's this cute chick there who I'm digging...We're dancing together, we're both a bit further along than tipsy, we're making as much small talk as the booming music will allow, generally having a pretty good time...After about 30 minutes or so of this, I go to the bar to get some drinks as it is my turn to buy a round for the group I came with...Bar is really crowded, so it takes about 10 minutes total to get back to the room (which did not have its own bar, unfortunately)...I get back, and Lance is sitting in the corner, which is not easily accessible, with the girl I was dancing/chatting with, and he has his arm around her shoulder...I am seriously at this point...In my book he just committed one of the worst acts a friend could...It's one thing to cockblock someone...It's another thing entirely to wait until your friend leaves the room and then run over and mack it to the chick he;s been talking to...I mean, this is really ######## behavior in my mind...So now I have to decide if it is worth me making a scene at my friend's birthday by going over there and confronting him, but I decide it is a better idea to just a lot more and curse him from across the room...My other friend, Lance's roomate BTW, is as incredulous as I am, so we go play beirut instead and proceed to get WASTED...We stumble out of the bar at about 3 AM and I'm way too drunk to get home to Queens, so I crash on his sofa...I wake up at about 9 AM to the sound of Lance walking this girl out of the apartment...I am honestly in shock (and still drunk, BTW)...I am now conflicted, as I am still pissed at him, but also amazed and happy that he has finally had sex with a girl...I mean, they had to have had sex, right? She was definitely looking for action, they were chatting it up for well over 90 minutes, and she came home with Lance...Not even Lance could screw this up, right?So I stumble into his room, and ask him, so, what happened?"Nothing, really," he answers...WHAT???"Well, we made out a little, and we snuggled, but nothing beyond that."WHAT???"Yeah, we left the bar at 4 or so, and she was hungry, so I took her to that 24 hour French restaurant a couple of blocks away and we had a very nice meal...""You took her on a date at 4 AM?""So we got back here and I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie""WHAT??? At 5 AM? You mean like a porn or something? To get y'all in the mood?""No, I put on Saw""Are you freaking kidding me? Saw? That's the movie you chose? Boy, I bet that really helped the mood""Why are you yelling at me?""Well first you totally throw a Jonathan Ogden sized cockblock at me, and then you #### it up to this magnitude? Then what happened?""Well then the power went out in my room, so we couldn't watch the movie anymore""Thank God""That's when I started to make my move, but she was way less responsive then she had been in the cab.""I wonder why.""What do you mean?""Never mind Lance...You're hopeless."What a of historic proportions this guy is...

Somehow I missed this gem before...just catching up and making sure this got the it deserved.

 

[Woz]

Not dating per se, but thought I'd share this with you guys from Sat night...It's a female friend of mine's b-day, and she has a room at a bar downtown in the Village reserved...3 buddies of mine and I head down there, including my oldest friend, a guy I've known for 25 years, and who is, amazingly, at age 30, still a virgin...Yup...The 30 year old virgin incarnate...We'll call him Lance (because that;'s his name...Really)He has zero game, refuses to listen to any advice, and has less success closing than Armando Benitez in the playoffs...So we're at the bar, and there's this cute chick there who I'm digging...We're dancing together, we're both a bit further along than tipsy, we're making as much small talk as the booming music will allow, generally having a pretty good time...After about 30 minutes or so of this, I go to the bar to get some drinks as it is my turn to buy a round for the group I came with...Bar is really crowded, so it takes about 10 minutes total to get back to the room (which did not have its own bar, unfortunately)...I get back, and Lance is sitting in the corner, which is not easily accessible, with the girl I was dancing/chatting with, and he has his arm around her shoulder...I am seriously at this point...In my book he just committed one of the worst acts a friend could...It's one thing to cockblock someone...It's another thing entirely to wait until your friend leaves the room and then run over and mack it to the chick he;s been talking to...I mean, this is really ######## behavior in my mind...So now I have to decide if it is worth me making a scene at my friend's birthday by going over there and confronting him, but I decide it is a better idea to just a lot more and curse him from across the room...My other friend, Lance's roomate BTW, is as incredulous as I am, so we go play beirut instead and proceed to get WASTED...We stumble out of the bar at about 3 AM and I'm way too drunk to get home to Queens, so I crash on his sofa...I wake up at about 9 AM to the sound of Lance walking this girl out of the apartment...I am honestly in shock (and still drunk, BTW)...I am now conflicted, as I am still pissed at him, but also amazed and happy that he has finally had sex with a girl...I mean, they had to have had sex, right? She was definitely looking for action, they were chatting it up for well over 90 minutes, and she came home with Lance...Not even Lance could screw this up, right?So I stumble into his room, and ask him, so, what happened?"Nothing, really," he answers...WHAT???"Well, we made out a little, and we snuggled, but nothing beyond that."WHAT???"Yeah, we left the bar at 4 or so, and she was hungry, so I took her to that 24 hour French restaurant a couple of blocks away and we had a very nice meal...""You took her on a date at 4 AM?""So we got back here and I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie""WHAT??? At 5 AM? You mean like a porn or something? To get y'all in the mood?""No, I put on Saw""Are you freaking kidding me? Saw? That's the movie you chose? Boy, I bet that really helped the mood""Why are you yelling at me?""Well first you totally throw a Jonathan Ogden sized cockblock at me, and then you #### it up to this magnitude? Then what happened?""Well then the power went out in my room, so we couldn't watch the movie anymore""Thank God""That's when I started to make my move, but she was way less responsive then she had been in the cab.""I wonder why.""What do you mean?""Never mind Lance...You're hopeless."What a of historic proportions this guy is...

Somehow I missed this gem before...just catching up and making sure this got the it deserved.

finally got a laugh out of something. glad you bumped that

 

[strykerpks]

I too had a penis

If you don't laught at this, you have no soul

 

[Woz]

I too had a penis

If you don't laught at this, you have no soul

... with scrapes. It's fully healthy now though! (probably from less wear and tear :( )

 

[strykerpks]

Some of us have penises with scrapes.

I'm lotioning up as we speakKrista, got any PMs I can use?? Or should I just go with menal material from the past 2 months....trust me, I've got plenty PS Someone help me out and get this back on track. I'm really tempted to drop my :sehorn: and go away, sorry The Reytheist

 

[krista4]

Some of us have penises with scrapes.

I'm lotioning up as we speakKrista, got any PMs I can use?? Or should I just go with menal material from the past 2 months....trust me, I've got plenty :(PS Someone help me out and get this back on track. I'm really tempted to drop my :sehorn: and go away, sorry The Reytheist

Hi stryker, you and all. Oh, also, WTF are you talking about?TIA. HTH. etc.-K

 

[1-2-many]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

How has your overall experience been with e-harmony? I have been thinking about joining one of these sites, and being in my 30's I am kind of leaning toward e-harmony, yahoo and match both seem geared toward a younger crowd. But e-harmony is very expensive, so I was wondering what you or others thought about it before I invest money in it.

 

[BassNBrew]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

How has your overall experience been with e-harmony? I have been thinking about joining one of these sites, and being in my 30's I am kind of leaning toward e-harmony, yahoo and match both seem geared toward a younger crowd. But e-harmony is very expensive, so I was wondering what you or others thought about it before I invest money in it.

It's hit or miss like the rest of them. Along those lines...WTF...I work through the entire e-harmony process wiht a gal over the weekend. In the gal's last note she asks if she can call me because it's her last day on e-harmony. I say sure and send her a phone # and e-mail addy. I was leary about her to begin with because she's a person of "faith". Well I've heard nothing. Seriously, why would you waste all that time and then not follow through? I realize this isn't the rule, but most people with a strong "faith" need to spend more time following the principles and less time making use of the forgiveness aspect. From what I see faith is a crutch to #### off and having ready made excuses.

 

[larry_boy_44]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

How has your overall experience been with e-harmony? I have been thinking about joining one of these sites, and being in my 30's I am kind of leaning toward e-harmony, yahoo and match both seem geared toward a younger crowd. But e-harmony is very expensive, so I was wondering what you or others thought about it before I invest money in it.

It's hit or miss like the rest of them. Along those lines...WTF...I work through the entire e-harmony process wiht a gal over the weekend. In the gal's last note she asks if she can call me because it's her last day on e-harmony. I say sure and send her a phone # and e-mail addy. I was leary about her to begin with because she's a person of "faith". Well I've heard nothing. Seriously, why would you waste all that time and then not follow through? I realize this isn't the rule, but most people with a strong "faith" need to spend more time following the principles and less time making use of the forgiveness aspect. From what I see faith is a crutch to #### off and having ready made excuses.

worst excuse for an anti-religion tyrade ever...

 

[ragincajun]

TEETH

 

[Bankerguy]

1) I might be alone in this, but I really prefer women older than me (33). I am finding the younger ones super annoying and still in game mode. Who knew I'd be a MILF lover...weird.

I think I'm onboard with you here. I didn't expect it either... figured after the marriage ended I'd get younger at that position.The "no games" thing has been my experience as well. They seem to be more in tune with what they want, so they're not dangling sex in front of you like some sort of carrot which is nice.

If anything, they are more likely to give it up in my experience anyway. They know what they want and are more likely to be up-front about it to. I am concentrating more of my efforts towards the slightly older crowd. 30-44 is my range right now. Although exceptions can be made for extreme hotness.

Without getting too "Larry Boy" on you. I would make the exception for you. Hey Larry...now you are a verb too.

 

[BassNBrew]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

How has your overall experience been with e-harmony? I have been thinking about joining one of these sites, and being in my 30's I am kind of leaning toward e-harmony, yahoo and match both seem geared toward a younger crowd. But e-harmony is very expensive, so I was wondering what you or others thought about it before I invest money in it.

It's hit or miss like the rest of them. Along those lines...WTF...I work through the entire e-harmony process wiht a gal over the weekend. In the gal's last note she asks if she can call me because it's her last day on e-harmony. I say sure and send her a phone # and e-mail addy. I was leary about her to begin with because she's a person of "faith". Well I've heard nothing. Seriously, why would you waste all that time and then not follow through? I realize this isn't the rule, but most people with a strong "faith" need to spend more time following the principles and less time making use of the forgiveness aspect. From what I see faith is a crutch to #### off and having ready made excuses.

worst excuse for an anti-religion tyrade ever...

Just calling them like I see them.

 

[Bankerguy]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

How has your overall experience been with e-harmony? I have been thinking about joining one of these sites, and being in my 30's I am kind of leaning toward e-harmony, yahoo and match both seem geared toward a younger crowd. But e-harmony is very expensive, so I was wondering what you or others thought about it before I invest money in it.

It's hit or miss like the rest of them. Along those lines...WTF...I work through the entire e-harmony process wiht a gal over the weekend. In the gal's last note she asks if she can call me because it's her last day on e-harmony. I say sure and send her a phone # and e-mail addy. I was leary about her to begin with because she's a person of "faith". Well I've heard nothing. Seriously, why would you waste all that time and then not follow through? I realize this isn't the rule, but most people with a strong "faith" need to spend more time following the principles and less time making use of the forgiveness aspect. From what I see faith is a crutch to #### off and having ready made excuses.

worst excuse for an anti-religion tyrade ever...

Just calling them like I see them.

IF this turns intio a religion debate in here. I am so done.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

How has your overall experience been with e-harmony? I have been thinking about joining one of these sites, and being in my 30's I am kind of leaning toward e-harmony, yahoo and match both seem geared toward a younger crowd. But e-harmony is very expensive, so I was wondering what you or others thought about it before I invest money in it.

It's hit or miss like the rest of them. Along those lines...WTF...I work through the entire e-harmony process wiht a gal over the weekend. In the gal's last note she asks if she can call me because it's her last day on e-harmony. I say sure and send her a phone # and e-mail addy. I was leary about her to begin with because she's a person of "faith". Well I've heard nothing. Seriously, why would you waste all that time and then not follow through? I realize this isn't the rule, but most people with a strong "faith" need to spend more time following the principles and less time making use of the forgiveness aspect. From what I see faith is a crutch to #### off and having ready made excuses.

worst excuse for an anti-religion tyrade ever...

Just calling them like I see them.

IF this turns intio a religion debate in here. I am so done.

that would be the straw

 

[The Goat]

Is there cake in here? Someone said there would be cake.

 

[s_ezy]

Date 6

Kalahari's is the plan for this date

i get over to her house 10ish on a saturday morning, we drive to a liquor store to pick up a couple of bottles to mix drinks into the water bottles that she has brought. we go with: Three Olives Cherry vodka + Lemonade and Coconut rum + orange/pineapple juice.

we make the 45 minutes drive to sandusky and eat at a Fazoli's before heading into the waterpark.

We check into the hotel and head to the room where we make out a little, change into our swimwear (nice bikini for her). we mix drinks in our water bottles then head to the water park.

We started by hanging out on the lazy river, couple of floats, couple of drinks, couple of times around and we are ready for some type of waterslide.

we start by going to a slide that you go down in a tube, we elect for the double tube and the wait in line goes a lot faster whilst comsuming alcohol.

is it bad that this is still before 2?

we hit a few more slides then need re-fills on our drinks, we go to the room, mess around for a little , re-fill the drinks and head back down.

we went on this other tube ride where the tubes you go down must have been 15' wide, really big raft and fun. also went on this "roller-coaster" waterslide that shoot you up hill at some points.

there was an area that was 3-4 feet deep in water with a dozen basketball hoops and balls, so we played there for a little after another nice lazy trip around the lazy river, this time in a double raft.

before we knew it it was time for another refill.

we head to the room and have a little afternoon delight.

refill our drinks and head back down to the water.

we went on a couple different slides then tried this wave like machine that simulates boogie boarding. we were pretty drunk at this point and this was definately an attraction to be sober for, she lost her top for a moment and skinned my knee pretty good. of course laughing and smiling the whole time.

after being at the waterpark for about 5-6 hours we head to the room to change.

have some more fun then head to dinner.

Dinner was fun, there was some dance group dancing to songs on stage, we were drunk i just ate a bunhc of rice, she didnt really eat anything. after dinner we walked around the rest of the complex, they haev putt-putt and a huge video game arcade, after walking around for a little we decided to crash, put on a movie had some more fun and went to bed.

Slept in a little in the morning, enjoyed each other company again in the morning, checkout out of this place and headed home.

dropped her off at home after making plans to meet at her place before the concert on tuesday.

will update on date 7, the Talib Kweli concert tomorrow

 

[pricklypete]

s_ezy's got himself a girlfriend.

Congrats. Sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun.

 

[BassNBrew]

Date 6

Kalahari's is the plan for this date

i get over to her house 10ish on a saturday morning, blah, blah, blah, will update on date 7, the Talib Kweli concert tomorrow

Sounds like a fun time!

 

[Bankerguy]

Date 6

Kalahari's is the plan for this date

i get over to her house 10ish on a saturday morning, we drive to a liquor store to pick up a couple of bottles to mix drinks into the water bottles that she has brought. we go with: Three Olives Cherry vodka + Lemonade and Coconut rum + orange/pineapple juice.

we make the 45 minutes drive to sandusky and eat at a Fazoli's before heading into the waterpark.

We check into the hotel and head to the room where we make out a little, change into our swimwear (nice bikini for her). we mix drinks in our water bottles then head to the water park.

We started by hanging out on the lazy river, couple of floats, couple of drinks, couple of times around and we are ready for some type of waterslide.

we start by going to a slide that you go down in a tube, we elect for the double tube and the wait in line goes a lot faster whilst comsuming alcohol.

is it bad that this is still before 2?

we hit a few more slides then need re-fills on our drinks, we go to the room, mess around for a little , re-fill the drinks and head back down.

we went on this other tube ride where the tubes you go down must have been 15' wide, really big raft and fun. also went on this "roller-coaster" waterslide that shoot you up hill at some points.

there was an area that was 3-4 feet deep in water with a dozen basketball hoops and balls, so we played there for a little after another nice lazy trip around the lazy river, this time in a double raft.

before we knew it it was time for another refill.

we head to the room and have a little afternoon delight.

refill our drinks and head back down to the water.

we went on a couple different slides then tried this wave like machine that simulates boogie boarding. we were pretty drunk at this point and this was definately an attraction to be sober for, she lost her top for a moment and skinned my knee pretty good. of course laughing and smiling the whole time.

after being at the waterpark for about 5-6 hours we head to the room to change.

have some more fun then head to dinner.

Dinner was fun, there was some dance group dancing to songs on stage, we were drunk i just ate a bunhc of rice, she didnt really eat anything. after dinner we walked around the rest of the complex, they haev putt-putt and a huge video game arcade, after walking around for a little we decided to crash, put on a movie had some more fun and went to bed.

Slept in a little in the morning, enjoyed each other company again in the morning, checkout out of this place and headed home.

dropped her off at home after making plans to meet at her place before the concert on tuesday.

will update on date 7, the Talib Kweli concert tomorrow

My nominee for cutest couple!!!

 

[Woz]

Some of these e-harmony gals would save me and themselves a bunch of time if they just posted a pic right away. Yup...I'm shallow, if I'm not attracted to you the other stuff won't matter. I've dated too many good looking ladies that have their #### together to settle for less.

How has your overall experience been with e-harmony? I have been thinking about joining one of these sites, and being in my 30's I am kind of leaning toward e-harmony, yahoo and match both seem geared toward a younger crowd. But e-harmony is very expensive, so I was wondering what you or others thought about it before I invest money in it.

It's hit or miss like the rest of them. Along those lines...WTF...I work through the entire e-harmony process wiht a gal over the weekend. In the gal's last note she asks if she can call me because it's her last day on e-harmony. I say sure and send her a phone # and e-mail addy. I was leary about her to begin with because she's a person of "faith". Well I've heard nothing. Seriously, why would you waste all that time and then not follow through? I realize this isn't the rule, but most people with a strong "faith" need to spend more time following the principles and less time making use of the forgiveness aspect. From what I see faith is a crutch to #### off and having ready made excuses.

worst excuse for an anti-religion tyrade ever...

Just calling them like I see them.

IF this turns intio a religion debate in here. I am so done.

that would be the straw

Larry boy, please just continue with stories of your midnight ice cream rendezvous'... what ever happened with that girl?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Not dating per se, but thought I'd share this with you guys from Sat night...It's a female friend of mine's b-day, and she has a room at a bar downtown in the Village reserved...3 buddies of mine and I head down there, including my oldest friend, a guy I've known for 25 years, and who is, amazingly, at age 30, still a virgin...Yup...The 30 year old virgin incarnate...We'll call him Lance (because that;'s his name...Really)He has zero game, refuses to listen to any advice, and has less success closing than Armando Benitez in the playoffs...So we're at the bar, and there's this cute chick there who I'm digging...We're dancing together, we're both a bit further along than tipsy, we're making as much small talk as the booming music will allow, generally having a pretty good time...After about 30 minutes or so of this, I go to the bar to get some drinks as it is my turn to buy a round for the group I came with...Bar is really crowded, so it takes about 10 minutes total to get back to the room (which did not have its own bar, unfortunately)...I get back, and Lance is sitting in the corner, which is not easily accessible, with the girl I was dancing/chatting with, and he has his arm around her shoulder...I am seriously at this point...In my book he just committed one of the worst acts a friend could...It's one thing to cockblock someone...It's another thing entirely to wait until your friend leaves the room and then run over and mack it to the chick he;s been talking to...I mean, this is really ######## behavior in my mind...So now I have to decide if it is worth me making a scene at my friend's birthday by going over there and confronting him, but I decide it is a better idea to just a lot more and curse him from across the room...My other friend, Lance's roomate BTW, is as incredulous as I am, so we go play beirut instead and proceed to get WASTED...We stumble out of the bar at about 3 AM and I'm way too drunk to get home to Queens, so I crash on his sofa...I wake up at about 9 AM to the sound of Lance walking this girl out of the apartment...I am honestly in shock (and still drunk, BTW)...I am now conflicted, as I am still pissed at him, but also amazed and happy that he has finally had sex with a girl...I mean, they had to have had sex, right? She was definitely looking for action, they were chatting it up for well over 90 minutes, and she came home with Lance...Not even Lance could screw this up, right?So I stumble into his room, and ask him, so, what happened?"Nothing, really," he answers...WHAT???"Well, we made out a little, and we snuggled, but nothing beyond that."WHAT???"Yeah, we left the bar at 4 or so, and she was hungry, so I took her to that 24 hour French restaurant a couple of blocks away and we had a very nice meal...""You took her on a date at 4 AM?""So we got back here and I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie""WHAT??? At 5 AM? You mean like a porn or something? To get y'all in the mood?""No, I put on Saw""Are you freaking kidding me? Saw? That's the movie you chose? Boy, I bet that really helped the mood""Why are you yelling at me?""Well first you totally throw a Jonathan Ogden sized cockblock at me, and then you #### it up to this magnitude? Then what happened?""Well then the power went out in my room, so we couldn't watch the movie anymore""Thank God""That's when I started to make my move, but she was way less responsive then she had been in the cab.""I wonder why.""What do you mean?""Never mind Lance...You're hopeless."What a of historic proportions this guy is...

Somehow I missed this gem before...just catching up and making sure this got the it deserved.

finally got a laugh out of something. glad you bumped that

Dude, stop trying so hard. You come off as extremely needy.

 

[Woz]

Not dating per se, but thought I'd share this with you guys from Sat night...It's a female friend of mine's b-day, and she has a room at a bar downtown in the Village reserved...3 buddies of mine and I head down there, including my oldest friend, a guy I've known for 25 years, and who is, amazingly, at age 30, still a virgin...Yup...The 30 year old virgin incarnate...We'll call him Lance (because that;'s his name...Really)He has zero game, refuses to listen to any advice, and has less success closing than Armando Benitez in the playoffs...So we're at the bar, and there's this cute chick there who I'm digging...We're dancing together, we're both a bit further along than tipsy, we're making as much small talk as the booming music will allow, generally having a pretty good time...After about 30 minutes or so of this, I go to the bar to get some drinks as it is my turn to buy a round for the group I came with...Bar is really crowded, so it takes about 10 minutes total to get back to the room (which did not have its own bar, unfortunately)...I get back, and Lance is sitting in the corner, which is not easily accessible, with the girl I was dancing/chatting with, and he has his arm around her shoulder...I am seriously at this point...In my book he just committed one of the worst acts a friend could...It's one thing to cockblock someone...It's another thing entirely to wait until your friend leaves the room and then run over and mack it to the chick he;s been talking to...I mean, this is really ######## behavior in my mind...So now I have to decide if it is worth me making a scene at my friend's birthday by going over there and confronting him, but I decide it is a better idea to just a lot more and curse him from across the room...My other friend, Lance's roomate BTW, is as incredulous as I am, so we go play beirut instead and proceed to get WASTED...We stumble out of the bar at about 3 AM and I'm way too drunk to get home to Queens, so I crash on his sofa...I wake up at about 9 AM to the sound of Lance walking this girl out of the apartment...I am honestly in shock (and still drunk, BTW)...I am now conflicted, as I am still pissed at him, but also amazed and happy that he has finally had sex with a girl...I mean, they had to have had sex, right? She was definitely looking for action, they were chatting it up for well over 90 minutes, and she came home with Lance...Not even Lance could screw this up, right?So I stumble into his room, and ask him, so, what happened?"Nothing, really," he answers...WHAT???"Well, we made out a little, and we snuggled, but nothing beyond that."WHAT???"Yeah, we left the bar at 4 or so, and she was hungry, so I took her to that 24 hour French restaurant a couple of blocks away and we had a very nice meal...""You took her on a date at 4 AM?""So we got back here and I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie""WHAT??? At 5 AM? You mean like a porn or something? To get y'all in the mood?""No, I put on Saw""Are you freaking kidding me? Saw? That's the movie you chose? Boy, I bet that really helped the mood""Why are you yelling at me?""Well first you totally throw a Jonathan Ogden sized cockblock at me, and then you #### it up to this magnitude? Then what happened?""Well then the power went out in my room, so we couldn't watch the movie anymore""Thank God""That's when I started to make my move, but she was way less responsive then she had been in the cab.""I wonder why.""What do you mean?""Never mind Lance...You're hopeless."What a of historic proportions this guy is...

Somehow I missed this gem before...just catching up and making sure this got the it deserved.

finally got a laugh out of something. glad you bumped that

Dude, stop trying so hard. You come off as extremely needy.

what the #### are you talking about?isn't the more apt place for these comments at another board where you take the time to go create threads about internet posters you don't like because somehow that's a valuable and worthwhile thing to do? because, you know, that's a totally cool and non-childish thing to do

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Not dating per se, but thought I'd share this with you guys from Sat night...It's a female friend of mine's b-day, and she has a room at a bar downtown in the Village reserved...3 buddies of mine and I head down there, including my oldest friend, a guy I've known for 25 years, and who is, amazingly, at age 30, still a virgin...Yup...The 30 year old virgin incarnate...We'll call him Lance (because that;'s his name...Really)He has zero game, refuses to listen to any advice, and has less success closing than Armando Benitez in the playoffs...So we're at the bar, and there's this cute chick there who I'm digging...We're dancing together, we're both a bit further along than tipsy, we're making as much small talk as the booming music will allow, generally having a pretty good time...After about 30 minutes or so of this, I go to the bar to get some drinks as it is my turn to buy a round for the group I came with...Bar is really crowded, so it takes about 10 minutes total to get back to the room (which did not have its own bar, unfortunately)...I get back, and Lance is sitting in the corner, which is not easily accessible, with the girl I was dancing/chatting with, and he has his arm around her shoulder...I am seriously at this point...In my book he just committed one of the worst acts a friend could...It's one thing to cockblock someone...It's another thing entirely to wait until your friend leaves the room and then run over and mack it to the chick he;s been talking to...I mean, this is really ######## behavior in my mind...So now I have to decide if it is worth me making a scene at my friend's birthday by going over there and confronting him, but I decide it is a better idea to just a lot more and curse him from across the room...My other friend, Lance's roomate BTW, is as incredulous as I am, so we go play beirut instead and proceed to get WASTED...We stumble out of the bar at about 3 AM and I'm way too drunk to get home to Queens, so I crash on his sofa...I wake up at about 9 AM to the sound of Lance walking this girl out of the apartment...I am honestly in shock (and still drunk, BTW)...I am now conflicted, as I am still pissed at him, but also amazed and happy that he has finally had sex with a girl...I mean, they had to have had sex, right? She was definitely looking for action, they were chatting it up for well over 90 minutes, and she came home with Lance...Not even Lance could screw this up, right?So I stumble into his room, and ask him, so, what happened?"Nothing, really," he answers...WHAT???"Well, we made out a little, and we snuggled, but nothing beyond that."WHAT???"Yeah, we left the bar at 4 or so, and she was hungry, so I took her to that 24 hour French restaurant a couple of blocks away and we had a very nice meal...""You took her on a date at 4 AM?""So we got back here and I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie""WHAT??? At 5 AM? You mean like a porn or something? To get y'all in the mood?""No, I put on Saw""Are you freaking kidding me? Saw? That's the movie you chose? Boy, I bet that really helped the mood""Why are you yelling at me?""Well first you totally throw a Jonathan Ogden sized cockblock at me, and then you #### it up to this magnitude? Then what happened?""Well then the power went out in my room, so we couldn't watch the movie anymore""Thank God""That's when I started to make my move, but she was way less responsive then she had been in the cab.""I wonder why.""What do you mean?""Never mind Lance...You're hopeless."What a of historic proportions this guy is...

Somehow I missed this gem before...just catching up and making sure this got the it deserved.

finally got a laugh out of something. glad you bumped that

Dude, stop trying so hard. You come off as extremely needy.

Don't really see how laughing at this is needy...

 

[krista4]

1) I might be alone in this, but I really prefer women older than me (33). I am finding the younger ones super annoying and still in game mode. Who knew I'd be a MILF lover...weird.

I think I'm onboard with you here. I didn't expect it either... figured after the marriage ended I'd get younger at that position.The "no games" thing has been my experience as well. They seem to be more in tune with what they want, so they're not dangling sex in front of you like some sort of carrot which is nice.

If anything, they are more likely to give it up in my experience anyway. They know what they want and are more likely to be up-front about it to. I am concentrating more of my efforts towards the slightly older crowd. 30-44 is my range right now. Although exceptions can be made for extreme hotness.

[larry_boy]So you're willing to give it up?

[/larry_boy]

bankerguy, what I was saying was that I do fall within your range.

s_ezy, awesome stories--I forgot you were the one with the great date stories, so sorry I doubted you.

 

[Woz]

Date 6

Kalahari's is the plan for this date

i get over to her house 10ish on a saturday morning, we drive to a liquor store to pick up a couple of bottles to mix drinks into the water bottles that she has brought. we go with: Three Olives Cherry vodka + Lemonade and Coconut rum + orange/pineapple juice.

we make the 45 minutes drive to sandusky and eat at a Fazoli's before heading into the waterpark.

We check into the hotel and head to the room where we make out a little, change into our swimwear (nice bikini for her). we mix drinks in our water bottles then head to the water park.

We started by hanging out on the lazy river, couple of floats, couple of drinks, couple of times around and we are ready for some type of waterslide.

we start by going to a slide that you go down in a tube, we elect for the double tube and the wait in line goes a lot faster whilst comsuming alcohol.

is it bad that this is still before 2?

we hit a few more slides then need re-fills on our drinks, we go to the room, mess around for a little , re-fill the drinks and head back down.

we went on this other tube ride where the tubes you go down must have been 15' wide, really big raft and fun. also went on this "roller-coaster" waterslide that shoot you up hill at some points.

there was an area that was 3-4 feet deep in water with a dozen basketball hoops and balls, so we played there for a little after another nice lazy trip around the lazy river, this time in a double raft.

before we knew it it was time for another refill.

we head to the room and have a little afternoon delight.

refill our drinks and head back down to the water.

we went on a couple different slides then tried this wave like machine that simulates boogie boarding. we were pretty drunk at this point and this was definately an attraction to be sober for, she lost her top for a moment and skinned my knee pretty good. of course laughing and smiling the whole time.

after being at the waterpark for about 5-6 hours we head to the room to change.

have some more fun then head to dinner.

Dinner was fun, there was some dance group dancing to songs on stage, we were drunk i just ate a bunhc of rice, she didnt really eat anything. after dinner we walked around the rest of the complex, they haev putt-putt and a huge video game arcade, after walking around for a little we decided to crash, put on a movie had some more fun and went to bed.

Slept in a little in the morning, enjoyed each other company again in the morning, checkout out of this place and headed home.

dropped her off at home after making plans to meet at her place before the concert on tuesday.

will update on date 7, the Talib Kweli concert tomorrow

My nominee for cutest couple!!!

It's been awhile since I've had a date like this. I'd say the dates where you've become comfortable enough with each other yet having actually starting dating yet but it's completely obvious you're both into one another are only second to maybe the dates like a couple of months into a relationship where you realize you love one another.

Good times s_ezy, enjoy it!

 

[larry_boy_44]

Larry boy, please just continue with stories of your midnight ice cream rendezvous'... what ever happened with that girl?

Called her, left a message... no response...