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***OFFICIAL*** Retroactive Michael Jordan Hot Take Thread (1 Viewer)

mr. furley

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@TobiasFunke

"We should do a time machine thread where we make up dumb hot takes about Michael Jordan throughout his career.  We can start in 1984. Total postseason choke job. Sure the team won a title in '82, but James Worthy was the leader of that squad. When it was his turn to take the reins he flamed out.  Pathetic excuse-making to blame Kenny Smith's wrist injury, too."

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jordans bulls were only good because they collected free agent stars like ron harper randy brown steve kerr beill wennington and jud bluecher and when you throw in the sweetheart trade deals they got for longly rodman and pippen really the only two guys they actually drafted were jordan and that bum kukoc who could hardley even score against the dream team so look all i am saying is that with a paid for unfair front runner roster like that how could jordan not succeed it was all too easy take that to the bank bromigos 

 
His bad leadership skills held the bulls back until they finally overcame that hurdle and won a championship in his 7th season

 
any brohan that would punch a teammate is not a leader take that to the bank bromigos 

 
smoking cigars set a horrible example for americas youth and promoted cancer take that to the bank brohans 

 
if jordan would have spent half as much time working on rebounding and assisting as he did golfing he would have been been the best of all time but as it is he did not care about basketball enough and squandered his talents take that to the bank brolivians 

 
when jordan filmed spacejam not one other chicago bull was in the cast showing how aloof and not a good leader he was and when he let mugsy boges in the movie it really ticked off his real teammate randy brown who was up until that point the official jordan short guy sidekick take that to the bank bromigos 

 
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baseball equals i do not really care and am not a leader take that to the bank brotato chips

 
if there is no michael jordan then technotronic is not a part of the american experience so he owes us all an apology take that to the bank brohans 

 
major ball hog

illegally grabbed guys on defense

pushed off a lot

punched teammates

probably rarely drove a Chevy

 
Weebs will run out of likes reading this thread. 

Jordan was the original whiner about fouls. He didn't whine in game though. He took it straight to David Stern and got the rules changes in his favor. 

 

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