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***OFFICIAL*** Righetti is an embarassment at weddings thread (1 Viewer)

Wedding Schedule for 2009

1st wedding

August 8th.. my SIL in NYC

2nd wedding

August 28th.. a GB in Seattle (I am a groomsman)

3rd and 4th weddings (conflict)

September 5th.. two weddings same day one in San Diego another in Connecticut

5th Wedding

November 20th. NYC (I am a groomsman)

should be good!!!!!

 
Righetti said:
Wedding Schedule for 20091st weddingAugust 8th.. my SIL in NYC 2nd weddingAugust 28th.. a GB in Seattle (I am a groomsman)3rd and 4th weddings (conflict)September 5th.. two weddings same day one in San Diego another in Connecticut5th WeddingNovember 20th. NYC (I am a groomsman)should be good!!!!!
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Holy ####. Going to weddings a hobby to you? :blink:
 
Did we ever get an answer on how he's able to rip those t-shirts like Hulk Hogan? I have been pondering this for a year.

 
Otis -- good luck. My wedding day was one of the best days of my life, bested only by the births of my children. Hope yours is equally blessed.

Congrats.

 
Did we ever get an answer on how he's able to rip those t-shirts like Hulk Hogan? I have been pondering this for a year.
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It is addressed in this thread. He claims pure strength.
 
How the hell did I miss this thread TWICE???

There is so much awesomeness. I can't believe how you can rip a shirt like that. :kicksrock:

 
Otis said:
falconeyed said:
Exactly how much alcohol was involved at this point in the evening?
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:lmao: Lots.

One of the geniuses in the group decided that, since the place was so classy that the bartender would not serve us Jack Daniels and/or SoCo shots, we should just order them the rocks and shoot those. The trouble was that one of these drinks on the rocks includes numerous shots in it. This happened several times.

I'm sad to report that I did not shoot them, but drank my "shots" as they were intended. I chalk it up to having been out on the single scene the night before and arriving at this wedding already hungover. All these savages were married and it was like their only night out since 2007 began.

I did, however, manage to get drunk enough to destroy Righetti in a mid-dancefloor pushup-contest somewhere in the middle of "Livin' on a Prayer."
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:confused: Might need a spinoff thread.... There must be video of this right?

 
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