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Im here.
Holding off on going to the suite... don't want to spoil the fantasy and/or get raped yet.
...please live stream this, & no hippling, my good man!Im here.
Holding off on going to the suite... don't want to spoil the fantasy and/or get raped yet.
...please live stream this, & no hippling, my good man!You're wearing a slutty outfit, aren't you?Im here.
Holding off on going to the suite... don't want to spoil the fantasy and/or get raped yet.
My niece just started as a freshman, got heavily recruited. What do you need to know?I have some questions about women's college recruiting. If any of you know something about this could you PM me? (Or should I start another soccer thread?)
Cheerio, my good lad! It's not our fault QueerPark###Rangers got relegated, but we are here for your "injuries" too, %^&*@!!?WTF happened to this thread? We ban game comments and it becomes a ### ####ed round table about poster's injuries and girls college recruiting? You ####ers suck ###.
That should be "bloody fanny gits", good sir...I should say you bloody fannies suck ###.
Trust me, mine's better than yours.That should be "bloody fanny gits", good sir...
Yrah. Hammered.
That was pretty fun... like watching s video game.
Suite was fantastic. as wss the raping. President of nycfc and sunil gulati spoke to us at halftime (gulati teaches at my alma rapist). I asked gulati about how he felt about jk... gave boiler plate, cant jusge on individual games bs, but program moving foralward.eyc.
Yrah. Hammered.
That was pretty fun... like watching s video game.
Suite was fantastic. as wss the raping. President of nycfc and sunil gulati spoke to us at halftime (gulati teaches at my alma rapist). I asked gulati about how he felt about jk... gave boiler plate, cant jusge on individual games bs, but program moving foralward.eyc.
Keep your comments to the beautiful game, guy.Just another Friday in the Big Apple.
Wait, is this the right thread?My son's tournament tomorrow. I'm going to try some new shtick on the sideline tomorrow by acting like i scouted each team we play and their players. We're a few hours from home, so....
"Oh, that kid wearing #8 there scored 3 goals last week for his CYC team. Right footed, averages 1.8 goals per game, but does the same scissor move each time and aims lower right every shot on goal"
"See #27, he's picked up two yellow cards already this season and got tossed last year from this tournament for excessive elbowing. But, he's got a wicked left cross on corners."
"#62 is being heavily recruited to Omaha Heights High School, home of the fighting scorpions. I've heard he can score from 25 yards out with ease."
We'll see if anyone tries to fact check me.
Quality schtick. You need to work in some inside information that a certain player has food allergies.Wait, is this the right thread?
Congrats to your niece.My niece just started as a freshman, got heavily recruited. What do you need to know?
ETA: she went to all camps around 8th grade and forward, played travel leagues, all national camps. Girls can be recruited as juniors I believe, and she got flown to 20-30 colleges around the country. Finally decided as a senior in high school and have a full athletic ride (she also had straight A's through high school, not sure if that played into the full ride).
if you want specific details I can ask my SIL, she managed that whole thing...
How do you misspell "mater" so that your device suggests "rapist?"Yrah. Hammered.
That was pretty fun... like watching s video game.
Suite was fantastic. as wss the raping. President of nycfc and sunil gulati spoke to us at halftime (gulati teaches at my alma rapist). I asked gulati about how he felt about jk... gave boiler plate, cant jusge on individual games bs, but program moving foralward.eyc.
Yeah, it's crazy how early they start. They didn't go to school games that early (scouts), but they sure checked out the travel teams.Congrats to your niece.
Well you answered my first question already. Does it really start in 8th grade?
Next question was what is an ID camp? She will be going to showcases so how is that different?
Did #27 get a red yet?My son's tournament tomorrow. I'm going to try some new shtick on the sideline tomorrow by acting like i scouted each team we play and their players. We're a few hours from home, so....
"Oh, that kid wearing #8 there scored 3 goals last week for his CYC team. Right footed, averages 1.8 goals per game, but does the same scissor move each time and aims lower right every shot on goal"
"See #27, he's picked up two yellow cards already this season and got tossed last year from this tournament for excessive elbowing. But, he's got a wicked left cross on corners."
"#62 is being heavily recruited to Omaha Heights High School, home of the fighting scorpions. I've heard he can score from 25 yards out with ease."
We'll see if anyone tries to fact check me.
awesome!Parent next to me: "I didn't get a chance to look and see where these teams are from."
Me: "That's ok, I did. That kid right there scored three times last week, right footed, averages almost 2 goals per game. But their goalie is weak to his left side and seems to give up most of his goals there".
Parent: "Wow, they have that kind of stuff online about them?"
Me: "Yep."
After our first goal went into the net right side, I wanted to look at him and say "See?", but I didn't.
Damn man good luck.KNEE CHAT! 63 years + torn meniscus + arthritis = partial knee replacement this coming Thursday. I doubt the hospital will have BeIN Connect or whatever obscure channel will have the Saints game in Israel that afternoon.
Nothing, if it's " of the Locke"...just take a little off the sides..Whats Wrong with a little rape?
FYPIll be honest, the box was really cool, but still not "great" seats. That stadium blows. Forgot to mention that the question was asked of the nycfc pres about a new stadium... henon-answeredraped the hell out of it.
I've got one pulled up for the next game. I'll show it when the kids take the field and say this is their best player.NewlyRetired said:awesome!
See if you can work in "heat map" next time![]()
I can find my son a Tim Howard USA jersey. Even USA Soccer says no dice.Best website to buy a shirt or Jersey?![]()
Tis not cheap but these guys have a good stock typicallyI can find my son a Tim Howard USA jersey. Even USA Soccer says no dice.
I've had good luck with several ####s from these guys --> https://www.gogoalshop.com/Best website to buy a shirt or Jersey?![]()
There's a Chelsea joke in here, somewhere...I've had good luck with several ####s from these guys --> https://www.gogoalshop.com/
high quality cheap counterfeits
Thanks bud. I'm keeping an eye on them. I should have clarified more though. I want the green GK Howard jersey for him. He's in his first year of academy and is having fun in goal.Tis not cheap but these guys have a good stock typically
http://www.worldsoccershop.com/shop/shop-by/shop-by-player/howard-tim/
something like this?Thanks bud. I'm keeping an eye on them. I should have clarified more though. I want the green GK Howard jersey for him. He's in his first year of academy and is having fun in goal.
Next step, pull out the network passing graph.Me (showing my buddy who knew the joke while next to other parent) "So, here's the heat map of their top player. Gonna have to push him left"
Same parent as before: "Seriously? They have that stuff available?"
Me: "Yep"
Him: "That's incredible"
Christ, if Roma could manage to maintain a clean sheet, there'd be no clean sheets in my bedroom!...Atlético won 1-0 against Depor today. Two injury subs and a second yellow to a Depor midfielder wasn't a great first half. Thankfully, Grizi finally converted from close range for the win. That's four clean sheets in six games already.
I'm interested to see the lineup on Wednesday for the CL match against Bayern. Saúl and Savic will certainly play, with Gameiro starting with Grizi up top. Likely to see Carrasco out wide, but Gaitán could certainly be an option. Should be a good match as there's likely some bad blood between the teams from last season.
Who knew Odell Beckham was German?Slapdash said:Josh Norman wearing a David Luiz jersey on Fox pre-game. Not exactly the defender to look up to...
cool seeing the pics out on pier 40 with manhattan kickers (just below the nba pick).Floppo...did you see these tall men Friday night? Dear god Villa looks like a midget.
https://twitter.com/Guaje7Villa/status/780054273883250688