Christy Brown had a normal looking head and...well.Obertan has a funny looking head and no left foot
I, for one, appreciate your Bundesliga updates...(although, not so much, your Bayern Munich predilection)... It's good to see Dortmund at least give them a run for their money...So Werder still had a chance to stay up? ( in a playoff against a BL 2 team?)There are four weeks left in the Bundesliga season, here's where the races stand:
Deutscher Meister:
Bayern 25-3-2 78 72-14 58
Dortmund 22-5-3 71 72-30 42
Bayern could mathematically clinch this weekend with a win against Berlin and a Dortmund loss to Stuttgart. They have both locked up CL Group Stage spots for next season.
The third CL Group Stage spot is possible for seven clubs, the leading contenders:
Leverkusen 15-6-9 51 47-33 +14
Berlin 14-7-9 49 40-36 + 4
M'gladbach 14-3-13 45 59-47 +12
Mainz 13-6-11 45 42-39 + 3
Schalke 13-6-11 45 41-43 - 2
The CL Playoff Round slot (4th in the table) is available to these five teams, and Wolfsburg (39 points), Ingolstadt (39) and Köln (37).
The Bundesliga gets two Europa League spots, and with the DFB Pokal being between the top two teams, the league will get a third EL spot. Mathematically those three spots are open to everyone in the table except the top two (since they've clinched CL) and the bottom three.
Speaking of the bottom three:
Bremen 8-7-15 31 42-61 -19
Frankfurt 6-9-15 27 29-49 -20
Hannover 6-3-21 21 26-54 -28
The bottom two spots are straight relegation, the third is a relegation playoff vs a BL 2 team.
Hannover are pretty much guaranteed to go down, and there are 8 other squads within mathematical danger.
The battle to move up to BL1 is down to 5 teams, with three spots available:
Freiburg, Leipzig, Nürnburg, St. Pauli and Bochum.
I, for one, appreciate your Bundesliga updates...(although, not so much, your Bayern Munich predilection)... It's good to see Dortmund at least give them a run for their money...So Werder still had a chance to stay up? ( in a playoff against a BL 2 team?)
Thats pretty bad. Had a ref book a player for farting on the bench one time. But seriously the league is suspending a coach for this? Would love to hear their reasoning.DC United was playing TFC last week.
IN the 80th minute, a second ball came on to the field of play.
Ben Olsen, the DC coach, stepped on to the field to clear the ball off the pitch since it was near him.
Today MLS decided to suspend Olsen one game under the "entering the field of play policy".
Sounds like someone does not believe in spirit of the rule....
Did he at least win burritos?Had a ref book a player for farting on the bench one time.
nope, just got shown a yellow. If I recall correctly he was in street clothes and not playing that day anyway.Did he at least win burritos?
Why did the Tb Rowdies trade him to the sokovia 5th division?Is today talk about Freddy Adu day?
Cause Gator refused to take him on his varsity squadWhy did the Tb Rowdies trade him to the sokovia 5th division?
Smart man for once....Cause Gator refused to take him on his varsity squad![]()
Tasker and I took whiskey nose as our manager in the all time draftCause Gator refused to take him on his varsity squad![]()
...and your a Liverpool fan....hope you slept well last night..The Gator said:Tasker and I took whiskey nose as our manager in the all time draft
:coffee
Withwhiskey:
Lol...So blatantly obvious. I am surprised at how far Stoke's form has dropped...they were looking like a very solid team for awhile, with a legitimate attack.[shawcross]What? Who, me?[/shawcross]
Yeah, they're still in the the top half but their form over the last 6 is 16th.Lol...So blatantly obvious. I am surprised at how far Stoke's form has dropped...they were looking like a very solid team for awhile, with a legitimate attack.
Did Sakho change his name?So what's this about Liverpool cheating?
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Interesting that he has been replaced by Kolo Toure...
And they are buddy buddyInteresting in that Kolo got 6 months for fat burning PEDs....
Headline from a couple of days ago:And they are buddy buddy![]()
Was just saying this week that Lallana was one of the best finishers in the EPL.
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I saw that and immediately thought of your postTalking about Guzan?I like the goalie's haircut.
First goal yes....second?Mignolet doesn't have to do much. But when he does, he usually fails.
Eden rewarding his fantasy owners today.who had the o\u at 1 goal for Hazzard by April 23rd?
How does a 25 year old not named Brolin have such a massive drop in quality?
I don't agree. He makes excellent saves from time to time, but who doesn't? He concedes the highest number of goals per shots on goal in the EPL. Pretty awful IMOFirst goal yes....second?
He sucks in the air, but he's an excellent shot stopper
http://youtu.be/aBNBsNDgwbQI don't agree. He makes excellent saves from time to time, but who doesn't? He concedes the highest number of goals per shots on goal in the EPL. Pretty awful IMO
Not trying to be rude, but can someone explain to me the updates on MK Dons and why some of you follow them or are fans? Is there something special about them I'm unaware of or are there personal ties or what?MK Dons are officially relegated today.