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***Official Soccer Discussion Thread*** (6 Viewers)
- Thread starter Ramsay Hunt Experience
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The Gator
Footballguy
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
You want to iFight?
I'm sure your pals will back you up so you won't have to walk alone.
charvik
Footballguy
loving the Jurgenmeister t-shirt...ETA: https://thekopshop.liverprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/IMG_4589-e1447192966251.jpg
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Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Liverpool jokes activated!
What do you say to a Liverpool fan with a good looking bird on his arm?
What do you say to a Liverpool fan with a good looking bird on his arm?
Nice tattoo!
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
That was literally the only funny joke I came across when I Googled "Liverpool FC jokes." Most are of the "Liverpool fans can't drink tea because all the cups are in Manchester" variety.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class.
'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.'
The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.
Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Liverpool.'
'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.'
The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.
Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Liverpool.'
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
You can just follow John Green on Twitter.
John Green @sportswithjohn 2m2 minutes ago
Wimbledon have had the better of it in the first six minutes. Montserratian Messi playing well.
John Green
Wimbledon have had the better of it in the first six minutes. Montserratian Messi playing well.
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
Pool seems be a little chippy. Boys in white are laying all over the place.
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
No passing at all for Liverpool so far. Would be nice to string a few together at some point.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Eephus
Footballguy
He was driving the pace car at Indianapolis during the first leg on Saturday.
Eephus
Footballguy
The Z Machine
Footballguy
That was a penalty.
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
Milner with the first Oscar worthy dive. 'He is such a professional.'
Btw, Kopp already needs a shower to get the slobber off him from the announcers.
Btw, Kopp already needs a shower to get the slobber off him from the announcers.
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Banega showing some good technical skill thus far.
The Gator
Footballguy
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
What a ####### goal.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Excellent shot. Great technique.
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
Come on now. Kawhi Leonard couldn't have defended that pass better.
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
Should be 3-0 right now... the first one you can sort of understand them missing, but that second one is inexcusable with three pairs of eyes nearby.
Jaysus
Good times!
sorry, I am slacking. 5 different versions of this have been posted already, right? https://streamable.com/k7rs
Eephus
Footballguy
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
This is, of course true. But it cracks me up, because if this was an American player we'd have a Twitter full of guys going, "What, he can't shoot with his right foot?"
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
I suppose when your last name means "fart" the refs are going to give you some sympathy.
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
Need you to work the refs like they're the DNC. TIA
The Z Machine
Footballguy
My, that didn't take long.
