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***OFFICIAL 'The Walking Dead' TV Series Thread*** (2 Viewers)

'tdoss said:
Dale might have been annoying but he filled an important role in making sure that everyone was aware what a murderous weasel that mother####ing ####### Shane was.
Everybody seems to know this already. Dale was just the guy who wouldn't shut up about it.
Yea, Yea, Dale...we get it. Shane sacrificed Fat ******* in order to save himself and the kid. We're OK with that...now find something else to preach about...you sniveling dooosh.Gotta take out the new guy. If I'm Rick, I put a bullet in his head before Lori sleeps with him or Carl ends up his hostage. Oh, and the threat of 30 other freaking guys out there?!! No way brotha...you gotta go. They already showed themselves to be marauders willing to kill people for their stuff...no way is that group of 30 going to be cool with you killing their hunting party and kidnapping and torturing their guy. End him now...but let Darryl go to work on him more for any further info about that other group.Cow did look zombified...by the way.
Question about this guy - he knew of Maggie's farm but did any of the family know him or his family? In places like that people tend to know each very well.
 
'tdoss said:
Dale might have been annoying but he filled an important role in making sure that everyone was aware what a murderous weasel that mother####ing ####### Shane was.
Everybody seems to know this already. Dale was just the guy who wouldn't shut up about it.
Yea, Yea, Dale...we get it. Shane sacrificed Fat ******* in order to save himself and the kid. We're OK with that...now find something else to preach about...you sniveling dooosh.Gotta take out the new guy. If I'm Rick, I put a bullet in his head before Lori sleeps with him or Carl ends up his hostage. Oh, and the threat of 30 other freaking guys out there?!! No way brotha...you gotta go. They already showed themselves to be marauders willing to kill people for their stuff...no way is that group of 30 going to be cool with you killing their hunting party and kidnapping and torturing their guy. End him now...but let Darryl go to work on him more for any further info about that other group.Cow did look zombified...by the way.
Question about this guy - he knew of Maggie's farm but did any of the family know him or his family? In places like that people tend to know each very well.
Yeah that's a good question. Why didn't they address that? You might think that Maggie would say something like "that guy used to try to look down my top all the time in Algebra" or whatever.
 
'bushdocda said:
Stupid Carl running all around the farm when zombs are out there. And stupid Carl's parents for yapping it up all day while stupid Carl gets in to all types of stupid. And stupid Dale for acting like they aren't in a zombie world with all his stupid talking.

And when you don't shut up in zombie world and stupid Carl antagonizes a zombie stuck in the mud and you wander around alone and let a zombie creep on you , well you get your belly ripped open.
Never thought of it this way.
Yeah. These people seem pretty stupid. The funny part is, Dale may have been the sharpest knife in the draw intellectually.
Drawer
 
Tangent: While I'm sure that will end up being Daryl's bike that Carl took the gun out of, but we never saw the location definitely. What if he stumbled upon where Merle is? Just asking, because the SS symbol on the bike made me think of Merle before Daryl.
It wouldn't be a surprise if Merle was part of the group Randall came from and possibly one of the leaders. The rape/pillage approach sounds right up his alley.
If I remember correctly, it was Merle's motorcycle to begin with.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
 
'tdoss said:
Dale might have been annoying but he filled an important role in making sure that everyone was aware what a murderous weasel that mother####ing ####### Shane was.
Everybody seems to know this already. Dale was just the guy who wouldn't shut up about it.
Yea, Yea, Dale...we get it. Shane sacrificed Fat ******* in order to save himself and the kid. We're OK with that...now find something else to preach about...you sniveling dooosh.Gotta take out the new guy. If I'm Rick, I put a bullet in his head before Lori sleeps with him or Carl ends up his hostage. Oh, and the threat of 30 other freaking guys out there?!! No way brotha...you gotta go. They already showed themselves to be marauders willing to kill people for their stuff...no way is that group of 30 going to be cool with you killing their hunting party and kidnapping and torturing their guy. End him now...but let Darryl go to work on him more for any further info about that other group.Cow did look zombified...by the way.
Question about this guy - he knew of Maggie's farm but did any of the family know him or his family? In places like that people tend to know each very well.
Yeah that's a good question. Why didn't they address that? You might think that Maggie would say something like "that guy used to try to look down my top all the time in Algebra" or whatever.
Randall said something to the effect that Maggie wouldn't remember him, meaning they ran in different circles. Not surprising, even in a small town.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Also, zombies continue to manufacture adrenaline.
 
I OCR'd this from the Trade Paperback of TWD.

Interesting read.

INTRODUCTION

I'm not trying to scare anybody. if that

somehow happens as a result of reading this

comic that's great. but really... that's not what

this book is about. What you now hold it your

hands is the most serious piece of work I've

done so far in my career. I'm the guy that

created Battle Pope; I hope you guys realize

what a stretch this is for me. it's really not

that hard to believe when you realize that I'm

delving into subject matter that is so utterly

serious and dramatic...

Zombies.

To me, the best zombie movies aren't the

splatter tests of gore and violence with goofy

characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good

zombie movies show us how messed up we

are, they matte us question our station in

society... and our society's station in the

world. They show us gore and violence and

all that cool stuff too... but there's always

an undercurrent oi social commentary

and thoughtfulness.

Give me “Dawn of the Dead" over "Return of

the Living Dead" any day. To me zombie

movies are thought provoking, dramatic

fiction. on par with any Oscar worthy garbage

that's rolled out year after year. Movies that

make you question the fabric of our very

society are what I like. And in GOOD zombie

movies... you get that by the truckload.

With THE WALKING DEAD I want to explore

how people deal with extreme situations and

how the events CHANGE them. I'm in this

for the long haul. You guys are going to get to

see Rick change and mature to the point that

when you look back on this book you won't

even recognize him. I hope you guys are

looking forward to a sprawling epic, because

that's the idea with this one.

Everything in this book is an attempt at showing

the natural progression of events that I

think would occur in these situations. This is

a very character driven endeavor. How these

characters get there is much more important

than them getting there. I hope to show you

reflections oi your friends, your neighbors.

your families, and yourselves, and what their

reactions are to the extreme situations on

this book.

So, it anything scares you... great. but this is

not a horror book. And by that I do not mean

we think we're above that genre. Far from it.

we're lust setting out on a different path here.

This book is more about watching Rick

survive than it is about watching zombies pop

around the corner and scare you. I hope that's

what you guys are Into.

All story commentary aside, at the very least.

even if you hate the thing... you've got

to admit... it at least looks good. I've been

working with Tony Moore for as long as I can

remember. I've SEEN Tony's work, I KNOW

Tony's work, I know it better than anyone, and

I've got to say... just in case you didn't

notice... Tony really pulled out all the stops

one this one. I can really tell that he shares

my immense love for the subject matter. This

book is really a thing of beauty. I couldn't be

more pleased with how it turned out. l hope

you all agree.

For me the worst part of every zombie movie

ls the end. I always want to know what

happens next. Even when all the characters

die at the end... I just want it to keep going.

More often than not zombie movies feel like a

slice of a person's lite shown until

whoever is in charge of the movie gets bored.

So we get to know the character, they have

an adventure and then, BOOM, as soon as

things start getting good... those pesky cred-

its start rolling.

The idea behind The Walking Dead ls to stay

with the character, in this case. Rick Grimes

for as long as is humanly possible. l want The

Walking Dead to be a chronicle of years

of Rick's lite. We will NEVER wonder what

happens to Rick next, we will see it. The

Walking Dead will be the zombie movie that

never ends.

Well... not for a good long time at least.

-Robert Kirkman

 
'bushdocda said:
Stupid Carl running all around the farm when zombs are out there. And stupid Carl's parents for yapping it up all day while stupid Carl gets in to all types of stupid. And stupid Dale for acting like they aren't in a zombie world with all his stupid talking.

And when you don't shut up in zombie world and stupid Carl antagonizes a zombie stuck in the mud and you wander around alone and let a zombie creep on you , well you get your belly ripped open.
Never thought of it this way.
Yeah. These people seem pretty stupid. The funny part is, Dale may have been the sharpest knife in the draw intellectually.
Drawer
Guess the humor element is dead on some peeple.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Im guessing the zombie took down and ripped open that cow, that would take some strength
 
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'Charlie Frown said:
Holy ####### ####
Can you get infected by getting ripped open?
Who knows, the show seems to take liberties with getting infected or not. Shane and Rick get bled all over repeatedly and don't get infected. You would be dead though I'd think either way in this case.
IT'S ONLY IN THEIR SALIVA! SHEESH. :rolleyes: j/k

Is Carl to TWD what Walt JR. is to Breaking Bad?
DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD! Go ahead and kill him. I'm going to eat some cereal.

 
'shuke said:
Glenn getting the watch was cheesy, my daughter just met you 3 or so months ago, but here is the watch that has been passed down through generations.
How many other chances to you think he thinks he's going to have to do this?
The whole gang talking about what to do with the kid in the barn, the vote was obvious to kill him, so do it already. 1 vs 11 turns to 2 vs 10 and they still dont do it.
Maybe you didn't watch this part, but they did decide to kill him. Rick changed his mind when he realized what Carl was becoming.I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
I agree there is a lot of criticisms about this show some justified some not, but you have to agree that there are some pretty major plot holes in this whole series that are tough to accept.
Neither of the things I quoted are major nor tough to accept.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Sick ####ing ownage here.
 
'[icon] said:
can we kill the cheating whore for being a terrrible parent while we're at it? The countryside is crawling with zombies. I think I'm going to let my 7yo kid roam free. I wonder if we can kill her and her son with one bullet to conserve ammo.
One thing at a time, Icon. We can't kill everyone all at once. Now that Dale's out of the way, we can kill Carl and then go from there.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
Hey. He said something for the first time this season on this past episode. "What are we going to do with the body?" :lmao: They're abusing that guy. He's never around and no one seems to even notice. Same thing with Carl wandering into the woods unattended. It seems like they're all just hanging out without a care in the world, sometimes.

 
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It seems like they're all just hanging out without a care in the world, sometimes.
Because they're living a very mundane existence. I think it was two episodes ago that they mentioned a week had passed since the previous episode. We're not watching this in real time. Carl is probably bored out of his ####ing mind. Why wouldn't he go wandering around the woods?
 
It seems like they're all just hanging out without a care in the world, sometimes.
Because they're living a very mundane existence. I think it was two episodes ago that they mentioned a week had passed since the previous episode. We're not watching this in real time. Carl is probably bored out of his ####ing mind. Why wouldn't he go wandering around the woods?
That makes much more sense, then. I have no problem with them letting the young boy wander around in the woods during a zombie apocalypse, if he's bored and all. If he got eaten, Rick would have a perfectly good explanation for it. "He was bored, guys. There's nothing we could do."
 
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'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Did you really just quote someone who is a Zombie expert?His credentials are what? He wrote or saw a zombie film/story?

Really? You and the rest of these F!n yahoos might be the worst examples of intelligence on this board. Bunch of F!n dumb###es

 
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'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Did you really just quote someone who is a Zombie expert?His credentials are what? He wrote or saw a zombie film/story?

Really? You and the rest of these F!n yahoos might be the worst examples of intelligence on this board. Bunch of F!n dumb###es
Wow. Light one up bud.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Did you really just quote someone who is a Zombie expert?His credentials are what? He wrote or saw a zombie film/story?

Really? You and the rest of these F!n yahoos might be the worst examples of intelligence on this board. Bunch of F!n dumb###es
Wow. Light one up bud.
Wow nothing dude.someone comes on here to quote a zombie...expert? Really? Almost as believing as the guys on here are football experts

 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Did you really just quote someone who is a Zombie expert?His credentials are what? He wrote or saw a zombie film/story?

Really? You and the rest of these F!n yahoos might be the worst examples of intelligence on this board. Bunch of F!n dumb###es
Wow. Light one up bud.
Wow nothing dude.someone comes on here to quote a zombie...expert? Really? Almost as believing as the guys on here are football experts
You get bit recently?
 
Dale basically said he didn't want to live in a society that killed people without some kind of legal process. He was committing suicide by zombie attack.
Um, no.
Yep. Then when he was gutted he lifted his head up as to say "finish the job".
Nope. He took the gun into the field. Thanks for playing.
Dale was smart...he took the gun as a backup plan in case the "suicide by zombie attack" plan didn't work. There are many levels going on in this story...I don't fault you for not grasping them all.
 
'Marvin said:
'shadyridr said:
'shuke said:
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Did you really just quote someone who is a Zombie expert?His credentials are what? He wrote or saw a zombie film/story?

Really? You and the rest of these F!n yahoos might be the worst examples of intelligence on this board. Bunch of F!n dumb###es
Wow. Light one up bud.
Wow nothing dude.someone comes on here to quote a zombie...expert? Really? Almost as believing as the guys on here are football experts
:scared:
 
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Did you really just quote someone who is a Zombie expert?His credentials are what? He wrote or saw a zombie film/story?

Really? You and the rest of these F!n yahoos might be the worst examples of intelligence on this board. Bunch of F!n dumb###es
Wow. Light one up bud.
Wow nothing dude.someone comes on here to quote a zombie...expert? Really? Almost as believing as the guys on here are football experts
You did see the part where I said they tested it on the show? It is all theoretical, champ. Not like a strong zombie is a much bigger leap than there being... zombies. Lighten up, Francis.
 
Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
 
Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
No and no.
 
Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
No and no.
At best a tie for the vampires. They can kill all the zombies and eventually die with no food source. Or they die and zombies inherit the earth.
 
I swear half of the criticisms of this show are laughable. The other half of you want all of the characters to be killed off. :lmao:
:goodposting: The whole "I cant believe how unrealistic it is for a zombie through rip through a person's stomach" criticism was my favorite. Its a ####### series about zombies. Realism went out the door episode 1.
Nope. That's not how stuff like this works. Why not have the zombies fly or give Glen a laser cannon where his left hand is or give T-Dog the ability to speak?
:lmao:
Regarding the stomach thing, Max Brooks (I think on that spike channel best warrior show) postulated that a zombie could well rip open a persons stomach for two reasons. One is that the tissues would tear away from the finger tips exposing the sharp fingertip bone beneath, each acting like a tiny spear. Also the zombie would not be concerned with injuring itself so could use all of its force to push its hand in (remember the zombie ripping its own face off with the windshield). Pretty sure they even tested it on the warrior show with actual bone mock-ups.
Did you really just quote someone who is a Zombie expert?His credentials are what? He wrote or saw a zombie film/story?

Really? You and the rest of these F!n yahoos might be the worst examples of intelligence on this board. Bunch of F!n dumb###es
Ok, he quoted someone that almost word for word quoted the directors of this show on why the Zombie would be able to rip open a persons stomach.If you have a problem with the reasoning, maybe you should write a letter to the person responsible for creating the show.

Please post the response when you get one :popcorn:

 
Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
No and no.
At best a tie for the vampires. They can kill all the zombies and eventually die with no food source. Or they die and zombies inherit the earth.
Vampires only chance for a win is to work with humans at the outset of the zombie outbreak to stop it.
 
Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
No and no.
At best a tie for the vampires. They can kill all the zombies and eventually die with no food source. Or they die and zombies inherit the earth.
Vampires only chance for a win is to work with humans at the outset of the zombie outbreak to stop it.
This is a trick question....they are both already undead. It's like asking who wins a nuclear war....no one wins.
 
I am rewriting the last episode.

In my world, Carl is throwing rocks at the walker. He keeps throwing and throwing all the while getting closer and closer. But OH NO!! He got too close and the zombie scratches his arm. Carl runs back to camp afraid to tell his parents. So he decides to hide in the family tent.

Lori, 6 hours later, begins to think about Carl...hmmm, wonder where he is?

4 more hours pass and she wonders, Hmm, maybe I should go look for him? Nah, I would have to put pants on and Shane and/or Rick could be stopping by at any minute.

Finally 3 hours later she needs something to eat, so she might as well go look for Carl--sort of kill two birds with one stone there.

She slowly enters the family tent. Carl?? Carl?? AUUUUGHHHHHH!!! From nowhere, Zombie Carl (still wearing dad's sheriff's hat) attacks and rips out her throat. As she slowly bleeds out on the floor of the tent, Rick enters and shoots Zombie Carl in the head. Rick goes to his now dead wife, distraught with what has just happened. As he holds her lifeless body....AUUUGHHHH!!! Zombie baby, looking remarkably like Shane, erupts from her stomach just like an Alien spawn and chews into his chest.

Shane stumbles upon the terrible scene. Horrified, he slowly zips the tent flap shut and sets the whole thing on fire.

Scene fades out with a close up on Shane--his face illuminated by the fire from the tent. A small grin begins to form. All problems are now solved and he is the king of the camp.

Next week: Andrea and Maggie have a cat fight that dissolves into a vicious mud wrestling match.

 
I am rewriting the last episode. In my world, Carl is throwing rocks at the walker. He keeps throwing and throwing all the while getting closer and closer. But OH NO!! He got too close and the zombie scratches his arm. Carl runs back to camp afraid to tell his parents. So he decides to hide in the family tent. Lori, 6 hours later, begins to think about Carl...hmmm, wonder where he is?4 more hours pass and she wonders, Hmm, maybe I should go look for him? Nah, I would have to put pants on and Shane and/or Rick could be stopping by at any minute.Finally 3 hours later she needs something to eat, so she might as well go look for Carl--sort of kill two birds with one stone there.She slowly enters the family tent. Carl?? Carl?? AUUUUGHHHHHH!!! From nowhere, Zombie Carl (still wearing dad's sheriff's hat) attacks and rips out her throat. As she slowly bleeds out on the floor of the tent, Rick enters and shoots Zombie Carl in the head. Rick goes to his now dead wife, distraught with what has just happened. As he holds her lifeless body....AUUUGHHHH!!! Zombie baby, looking remarkably like Shane, erupts from her stomach just like an Alien spawn and chews into his chest.Shane stumbles upon the terrible scene. Horrified, he slowly zips the tent flap shut and sets the whole thing on fire. Scene fades out with a close up on Shane--his face illuminated by the fire from the tent. A small grin begins to form. All problems are now solved and he is the king of the camp.Next week: Andrea and Maggie have a cat fight that dissolves into a vicious mud wrestling match.
Gold!
 
Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
No and no.
At best a tie for the vampires. They can kill all the zombies and eventually die with no food source. Or they die and zombies inherit the earth.
Vampires only chance for a win is to work with humans at the outset of the zombie outbreak to stop it.
The show is about if they are in a battle, not what would occur over long periods of time. Vampires could feed off animals if they had to anyway.
 
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Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
No and no.
At best a tie for the vampires. They can kill all the zombies and eventually die with no food source. Or they die and zombies inherit the earth.
Vampires only chance for a win is to work with humans at the outset of the zombie outbreak to stop it.
The show is about if they are in a battle, not what would occur over long periods of time. Vampires could feed off animals if they had to anyway.
Zombies are in it to win the war, not just a battle.
 
Holy ####### ####
Can you get infected by getting ripped open?
Who knows, the show seems to take liberties with getting infected or not. Shane and Rick get bled all over repeatedly and don't get infected. You would be dead though I'd think either way in this case.
IT'S ONLY IN THEIR SALIVA! SHEESH. :rolleyes: j/k

Is Carl to TWD what Walt JR. is to Breaking Bad?
DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD! Go ahead and kill him. I'm going to eat some cereal.
:lmao:
 
Deadliest Warrior - Zombies vs. Vampires

Entertaining episode. *Warning* this content is based on two imaginary creatures. If you have no imagination or are just a giant toolbox, please refrain from perusing the content contained within the linked website. Again, we know it is all fake.
A lot of this depends on the rules. Can zombies turn vampires into super zombies? Can vampires get sustenance from zombie blood?
No and no.
At best a tie for the vampires. They can kill all the zombies and eventually die with no food source. Or they die and zombies inherit the earth.
Vampires only chance for a win is to work with humans at the outset of the zombie outbreak to stop it.
The show is about if they are in a battle, not what would occur over long periods of time. Vampires could feed off animals if they had to anyway.
Zombies are in it to win the war, not just a battle.
Really depends on the type of vampires. Zombies can move throughout the day but aren't smart enough to seek out vampires during that time. Vampires are strong enough to rip a head right off a zombie body and are already dead so immune to the bite. I have to give the edge to the vampires. Unless we're talking about sparkly vampires. Then it's zombies all day, twice on Sundays.
 
I am rewriting the last episode. In my world, Carl is throwing rocks at the walker. He keeps throwing and throwing all the while getting closer and closer. But OH NO!! He got too close and the zombie scratches his arm. Carl runs back to camp afraid to tell his parents. So he decides to hide in the family tent. Lori, 6 hours later, begins to think about Carl...hmmm, wonder where he is?4 more hours pass and she wonders, Hmm, maybe I should go look for him? Nah, I would have to put pants on and Shane and/or Rick could be stopping by at any minute.Finally 3 hours later she needs something to eat, so she might as well go look for Carl--sort of kill two birds with one stone there.She slowly enters the family tent. Carl?? Carl?? AUUUUGHHHHHH!!! From nowhere, Zombie Carl (still wearing dad's sheriff's hat) attacks and rips out her throat. As she slowly bleeds out on the floor of the tent, Rick enters and shoots Zombie Carl in the head. Rick goes to his now dead wife, distraught with what has just happened. As he holds her lifeless body....AUUUGHHHH!!! Zombie baby, looking remarkably like Shane, erupts from her stomach just like an Alien spawn and chews into his chest.Shane stumbles upon the terrible scene. Horrified, he slowly zips the tent flap shut and sets the whole thing on fire. Scene fades out with a close up on Shane--his face illuminated by the fire from the tent. A small grin begins to form. All problems are now solved and he is the king of the camp.Next week: Andrea and Maggie have a cat fight that dissolves into a vicious mud wrestling match.
:censored: You really should've put that 'next week' blurb in spoiler tag! Now I know too much about where your story is going. :cry:
 
I am rewriting the last episode. In my world, Carl is throwing rocks at the walker. He keeps throwing and throwing all the while getting closer and closer. But OH NO!! He got too close and the zombie scratches his arm. Carl runs back to camp afraid to tell his parents. So he decides to hide in the family tent. Lori, 6 hours later, begins to think about Carl...hmmm, wonder where he is?4 more hours pass and she wonders, Hmm, maybe I should go look for him? Nah, I would have to put pants on and Shane and/or Rick could be stopping by at any minute.Finally 3 hours later she needs something to eat, so she might as well go look for Carl--sort of kill two birds with one stone there.She slowly enters the family tent. Carl?? Carl?? AUUUUGHHHHHH!!! From nowhere, Zombie Carl (still wearing dad's sheriff's hat) attacks and rips out her throat. As she slowly bleeds out on the floor of the tent, Rick enters and shoots Zombie Carl in the head. Rick goes to his now dead wife, distraught with what has just happened. As he holds her lifeless body....AUUUGHHHH!!! Zombie baby, looking remarkably like Shane, erupts from her stomach just like an Alien spawn and chews into his chest.Shane stumbles upon the terrible scene. Horrified, he slowly zips the tent flap shut and sets the whole thing on fire. Scene fades out with a close up on Shane--his face illuminated by the fire from the tent. A small grin begins to form. All problems are now solved and he is the king of the camp.Next week: Andrea and Maggie have a cat fight that dissolves into a vicious mud wrestling match.
:thumbup: :lmao:
 
It seems like they're all just hanging out without a care in the world, sometimes.
Because they're living a very mundane existence. I think it was two episodes ago that they mentioned a week had passed since the previous episode. We're not watching this in real time. Carl is probably bored out of his ####ing mind. Why wouldn't he go wandering around the woods?
This basically sums up the whole show. I mean the best thing about a great zombie movie is all the farming, right? Now make a whole tv series about that and you've got gold, baby!
 
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