Official US Women's soccer thread: ***Update- Christen Press retires (3 Viewers)

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

leave Kelly’s boobs alone!

 

[ChiefD]

Horan time!

Probably to play CB.

 

[Jobber]

We switched to a 5-4-1.  Clearly Ellis is ok with trying to just hold onto this one goal lead.

Bad idea

 

[Christo]

BOOM!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

BOOM

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

F YES

MEGAN!

 

[Jobber]

Wooooooo!

 

[Weebs210]

She needs to be tested

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Bad idea

Sup?

 

[culdeus]

Cue up the WW2 France defense jokes

 

[CletiusMaximus]

FREEDOM!!

 

[EYLive]

hooray

 

[Nick Vermeil]

At this point she has to get the golden boot. 

 

[JaxBill]

Just lurking back post

 

[guru_007]

Ellis is a genius, amirite?

 

[bryhamm]

gee, look what a few good passes into open space will do

 

[AAABatteries]

Against the run of play but we'll take it.  USA!  USA!  USA!

 

[otb_lifer]

️️

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Cue up the WW2 France defense jokes

https://images.app.goo.gl/Cj2pFfk43iSnYHL49

 

[Capella]

*logs onto Fox News Facebook page

 

[bryhamm]

At this point she has to get the golden boot. 

who, Rapinoe?

 

[encaitar]

Rapinoe is so composed.  Clinical finish.  Beautiful.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Cue up the WW2 France defense jokes

Your troops not only run thru their defense, but they stop to make you a nice dessert at the half.

 

[Christo]

Crystal Dunn sucks balls.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

sHeS g0oD bUt sHE d0nT sAlUtE tHe aNtHeM

 

[Nick Vermeil]

who, Rapinoe?

Yes

 

[bryhamm]

Yes

Well, that's 4 via the last 2 games.  How many did she have in the group stages.  I seem to remember at least 1 in the blowout game.

 

[Christo]

Well, that's 4 via the last 2 games.  How many did she have in the group stages.  I seem to remember at least 1 in the blowout game.

Yeah, the celebration goal. She's tied with Morgan with 5 right now.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Well, that's 4 via the last 2 games.  How many did she have in the group stages.  I seem to remember at least 1 in the blowout game.

I remember that one too. Shameful. But she has been better than Morgan’s 5 against the Thai jv team. 

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Well, that's 4 via the last 2 games.  How many did she have in the group stages.  I seem to remember at least 1 in the blowout game.

Ellen White and Lucy Bronze should have something to say about the awards. 

 

[bryhamm]

I recall someone else had 5 as well, but I believe that team wasn't moving on.  So, it's a race between Morgan and Rapinoe.

 

[guru_007]

3

 

[Kanil]

It's pretty normal to be losing the possession battle 40-60% and up 2-0, right?

 

[Christo]

Gotta check that.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

OH BULL ####

 

[bryhamm]

It's pretty normal to be losing the possession battle 40-60% and up 2-0, right?

It is when you the ultimate finisher in Rapinoe

 

[bryhamm]

that's that same sideline ref I griped about before.  she is SO bad.

 

[culdeus]

Wanna explain to me how that was off?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

It's pretty normal to be losing the possession battle 40-60% and up 2-0, right?

I see this in hockey too, really tells you about the teams.

 

[Jobber]

The US has to win by a lot, because the refs will try their best to win it for the other teams.

 

[bryhamm]

Wanna explain to me how that was off?

wasn't.  the sideline ref reacted to when the ball arrived.

 

[culdeus]

Sorry I'm on a bit of a sat delay.  could you all please refrain from posting until 90s after something happens, that would be great.

 

[Christo]

Wanna explain to me how that was off?

Dunn's bootlace

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Haha, kick it right to our keeper.  Good work.

 

[identikit]

Let's not give one away, girls...

 

[badmojo1006]

Megan "I'm not going to the ******* White House" Rapinoe

 

[FreeBaGeL]

wasn't.  the sideline ref reacted to when the ball arrived.

Did she blow it dead?  If not why couldn't VAR take care of it?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Sorry I'm on a bit of a sat delay.  could you all please refrain from posting until 90s after something happens, that would be great.

2-0 us at 79 minute mark

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Sorry I'm on a bit of a sat delay.  could you all please refrain from posting until 90s after something happens, that would be great.

Rapinoe scored 7 goals and then strangled a bald eagle with an ISIS flag.

 

[Christo]

How about some fresh legs??????????