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[hook014]

When I drafted Smith I had some small hope that Fox would relent and not go the full 2 games. But he did, and looks smart for it.

God knows the feeling in Charlotte if they were 0-2. They are quite serious about their Panthers.

All that being over now, take a look at our horse in practice. Look at the middle pic

 

[GoldenBear]

I don't own Steve Smith and I'm posting in your thread...la la la

 

[-baller]

can delhomme owners get in here?

 

[hook014]

can delhomme owners get in here?

My bad, you're in!!

 

[BassNBrew]

Guns don't kill people. Steve Smith's fist kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of cornerbacks Steve Smtih allows to live.

Steve Smith does not sleep. He devises game plans.

The chief export of Steve Smith is yardage and it exceeds the gdp of 134 countries.

There is no chin under Steve Smith's Beard. There is only another fist.

Steve Smith has two speeds. Toast and Endzone Celebration.

The leading causes of NFL firings in the United States are: 1. Covering Steve Smith one on one 2. Al Davis 3. Steve Smtih punt returns.

Steve Smith drives an ice cream truck covered in black eyes.

Steve Smith uses pepper spray to spice up his gatorade.

Steve Smith once punched someone so hard that his fist broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Steve Smith is five feet tall, faster than U. Bolt, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Steve Smith out of the endzone. It failed miserably.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Steve Smith has 72... and they all can catch a football.

If you ask Steve Smith what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he punches you in the face.

 

[cubbie5150]

I don't own Steve Smith and I'm posting in your thread...la la la

Same here!! I'm bummed b/c I was one pick away from having both Brandon Marshall & Steve Smith on my team--I took Marshall at 3.10, and Smith was taken right before me at 4.02...

 

[Tom Baker]

Hard to envision a scenario where Steve is not the top receiver this week.

 

[hook014]

Guns don't kill people. Steve Smith's fist kills People.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of cornerbacks Steve Smtih allows to live. Steve Smith does not sleep. He devises game plans.The chief export of Steve Smith is yardage and it exceeds the gdp of 134 countries. There is no chin under Steve Smith's Beard. There is only another fist. Steve Smith has two speeds. Toast and Endzone Celebration. The leading causes of NFL firings in the United States are: 1. Covering Steve Smith one on one 2. Al Davis 3. Steve Smtih punt returns.Steve Smith drives an ice cream truck covered in black eyes.Steve Smith uses pepper spray to spice up his gatorade.Steve Smith once punched someone so hard that his fist broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Steve Smith is five feet tall, faster than U. Bolt, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Steve Smith out of the endzone. It failed miserably.Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Steve Smith has 72... and they all can catch a football.If you ask Steve Smith what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he punches you in the face.

POTD. I'm giddy like that time my 7th grade girlfriend put my hand on her bodacious tata's. I'm also hammered, maybe I'll give her a call. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[j0novision]

Yay! CAR is 2-0. My team is 2-0. Now I've got Plaxico, Braylon and Smith playing together. My plan has worked!

 

[Tom Baker]

I'm also hammered, maybe I'll give her a call. What's the worst that could happen?

Hard to envision any downside.

 

[BassNBrew]

I don't own Steve Smith and I'm posting in your thread...la la la

Same here!! I'm bummed b/c I was one pick away from having both Brandon Marshall & Steve Smith on my team--I took Marshall at 3.10, and Smith was taken right before me at 4.02...

That's what you get for not taking Steve Smith first. I hope you live on the west coast otherwise Steve Smith will have time to run to your house over night, punch you in the face to teach you a lesson, and still be back in time for morning film study.heck, what am I thinking...Steve Smith will study the film on his ipod while sprinting over the Rockies. He'll probably will do some hill repeats on the Rockies to at least warm up for the game this weekend.

 

[-baller]

I'm giddy like that time my 7th grade girlfriend put my hand on her bodacious tata's. I'm also hammered, maybe I'll give her a call. What's the worst that could happen?

uh...jail?

 

[BassNBrew]

Hard to envision a scenario where Steve is not the top receiver this week.

You don't have much vision. Steve Smith will run back the first 7 kick returns and call it a day without taking an offensive snap.

 

[hook014]

I don't own Steve Smith and I'm posting in your thread...la la la

Same here!! I'm bummed b/c I was one pick away from having both Brandon Marshall & Steve Smith on my team--I took Marshall at 3.10, and Smith was taken right before me at 4.02...

Ouch. Took Smith at the end of the 2nd. PPR. Marshall didnt make it back to me in the 3rd. I thought I had like a 50/50 shot. I had no shot for both as I found out later. At the time Marshall was suspended for 3 games, pushed him down a hair.

 

[hook014]

I'm giddy like that time my 7th grade girlfriend put my hand on her bodacious tata's. I'm also hammered, maybe I'll give her a call. What's the worst that could happen?

uh...jail?

So, you know her?

 

[BassNBrew]

I'm also hammered, maybe I'll give her a call. What's the worst that could happen?

You find out that Steve Smith is at her house and you've been render useless until she visits the doctor for daddy stitches. This will be a multiple week procedure as she'll have to travel to five states to find enough thread.

 

[hook014]

I'm also hammered, maybe I'll give her a call. What's the worst that could happen?

You find out that Steve Smith is at her house and you've been render useless until she visits the doctor for daddy stitches. This will be a multiple week procedure as she'll have to travel to five states to find enough thread.

I really hadn't considered this possibility. I'm gonna call her sister instead. thx

 

[Breesisdaman]

Got Smith Plaxico and Ocho Cinco for my 3 starters. How does that Meat Loaf song go again? Oh yeah-- Two out of 3 aint bad.

 

[ace_spaid]

i CANT FREAKIN WAIT!!!!! i am 1-1 and would certainly be 2-0 with smith in the lineup...and the league knows it!...i lost week 1 by 2 points! sure Smitty woulda got me 2 extra! He is one of the only WRs that is capable of of exploding for 200 yards and 3 tds any week, any opponent! on top of that he is one of the most exciting players in the NFL to watch! cant wait to see him rowing boats in MIN!!!!

 

[Routilla]

I'm rolling out Andre Johnson, Braylon Edwards and Smitty, hoping I have a 3 headed monster at WR.

 

[ace_spaid]

ive got ANDRE, STEVE, TO (via a trade last week) and HOLMES!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BassNBrew]

I'm rolling out Andre Johnson, Braylon Edwards and Smitty, hoping I have a 3 headed monster at WR.

Correction; 10 headed monster. Clone both Edwards and Johnson, pump them full of roids, hgh, and epo, and then put all of them on the field together and they still wouldn't draw as much coverage combined as Steve Smith.

 

[hook014]

Start 3. Going with a combo of Smith , Holt, Ward, and Driver. (flexes pec)

Driver sits this week. I think.

 

[hook014]

I'm rolling out Andre Johnson, Braylon Edwards and Smitty, hoping I have a 3 headed monster at WR.

Correction; 10 headed monster. Clone both Edwards and Johnson, pump them full of roids, hgh, and epo, and then put all of them on the field together and they still wouldn't draw as much coverage combined as Steve Smith.

Wow. I thought I was pumped.

 

[BassNBrew]

Start 3. Going with a combo of Smith , Holt, Ward, and Driver. (flexes pec)Driver sits this week. I think.

Steve Smith is such a superior fantasy owner to you that he would only start one WR, Steve Smith, and still beat your team by 3 digits.

 

[-baller]

minnesota - get ready to be fisted.

 

[Tom Baker]

Start 3. Going with a combo of Smith , Holt, Ward, and Driver. (flexes pec)Driver sits this week. I think.

Think Holt should be the odd man out in that group . . .

 

[Routilla]

I'm rolling out Andre Johnson, Braylon Edwards and Smitty, hoping I have a 3 headed monster at WR.

Correction; 10 headed monster. Clone both Edwards and Johnson, pump them full of roids, hgh, and epo, and then put all of them on the field together and they still wouldn't draw as much coverage combined as Steve Smith.

That's the good thing about having explosive WRs, coverage doesn't really kill their #s. Now drops (Edwards) will though.

 

[BassNBrew]

I'm rolling out Andre Johnson, Braylon Edwards and Smitty, hoping I have a 3 headed monster at WR.

Correction; 10 headed monster. Clone both Edwards and Johnson, pump them full of roids, hgh, and epo, and then put all of them on the field together and they still wouldn't draw as much coverage combined as Steve Smith.

Wow. I thought I was pumped.

When Steve Smith curls his pinky toe he's more pumped than Arnold back in the day.

 

[BassNBrew]

I'm rolling out Andre Johnson, Braylon Edwards and Smitty, hoping I have a 3 headed monster at WR.

Correction; 10 headed monster. Clone both Edwards and Johnson, pump them full of roids, hgh, and epo, and then put all of them on the field together and they still wouldn't draw as much coverage combined as Steve Smith.

That's the good thing about having explosive WRs, coverage doesn't really kill their #s. Now drops (Edwards) will though.

When Steve Smith is on the field the only thing being covered is the Panther's spread.

 

[hook014]

Start 3. Going with a combo of Smith , Holt, Ward, and Driver. (flexes pec)Driver sits this week. I think.

Think Holt should be the odd man out in that group . . .

That's really what I'm wrestling with. Tough call but BassnBrew assures me it wont matter. Thanks Brother!

 

[BassNBrew]

Start 3. Going with a combo of Smith , Holt, Ward, and Driver. (flexes pec)Driver sits this week. I think.

Think Holt should be the odd man out in that group . . .

That's really what I'm wrestling with. Tough call but BassnBrew assures me it wont matter. Thanks Brother!

Well there is the caveat that Fox might use Smith on punt returns with Robinson still out. Now if you play in a yardage return league then you can bench your QBs and RBs too.ETA: Steve Smith may look like a god, but he's only a consultant to God. On the seventh day God really didn't rest, he created Steve Smith after taking care of the trival matters in the first six days.

 

[Tom Baker]

Start 3. Going with a combo of Smith , Holt, Ward, and Driver. (flexes pec)Driver sits this week. I think.

Think Holt should be the odd man out in that group . . .

That's really what I'm wrestling with. Tough call but BassnBrew assures me it wont matter. Thanks Brother!

Ward looks like the Steelers main receiving option at the goal-line. Driver is going to be in the middle of a shootout. Holt is due, but I've got a feeling Bulger is going to be on his backside most of the day.ETA: I hate Marc Bulger.

 

[shredhead]

Guns don't kill people. Steve Smith's fist kills People.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of cornerbacks Steve Smtih allows to live. Steve Smith does not sleep. He devises game plans.The chief export of Steve Smith is yardage and it exceeds the gdp of 134 countries. There is no chin under Steve Smith's Beard. There is only another fist. Steve Smith has two speeds. Toast and Endzone Celebration. The leading causes of NFL firings in the United States are: 1. Covering Steve Smith one on one 2. Al Davis 3. Steve Smtih punt returns.Steve Smith drives an ice cream truck covered in black eyes.Steve Smith uses pepper spray to spice up his gatorade.Steve Smith once punched someone so hard that his fist broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Steve Smith is five feet tall, faster than U. Bolt, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Steve Smith out of the endzone. It failed miserably.Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Steve Smith has 72... and they all can catch a football.If you ask Steve Smith what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he punches you in the face.

With all the Steve Smith love in this thread, I'm surprised the Giants don't utilize him more often I'm rolling with Smitty and Moss in my start 2 WR league. The other Moss (not Sinorice) and Anthony Gonzalez ride the pine.

 

[kingmalaki]

I don't own Steve Smith and I'm posting in your thread...la la la

Same here!! I'm bummed b/c I was one pick away from having both Brandon Marshall & Steve Smith on my team--I took Marshall at 3.10, and Smith was taken right before me at 4.02...

I got Marshall at 3.01 and Smith at 4.12 in a PPR league. Hopefully both of them can stay out of trouble and stay on the field.

 

[BassNBrew]

With all the Steve Smith love in this thread, I'm surprised the Giants don't utilize him more often

That's his offspring, 3 year son Boston Steve Smith. He uses his middle name since he plays for the Giants. I'll admit that attending USC prior to turning 1 isn't much of an accomplishment, but being the son of Steve Smith he did turn down offers form Havard and Yale to teach Reggie Bush and Lendale White how to play. No surprise that they're struggled in the NFL without the Jr Smith around to mentor them.

 

[shredhead]

With all the Steve Smith love in this thread, I'm surprised the Giants don't utilize him more often

That's his offspring, 3 year son Boston Steve Smith. He uses his middle name since he plays for the Giants. I'll admit that attending USC prior to turning 1 isn't much of an accomplishment, but being the son of Steve Smith he did turn down offers form Havard and Yale to teach Reggie Bush and Lendale White how to play. No surprise that they're struggled in the NFL without the Jr Smith around to mentor them.

Nice! You learn something new every day.

 

[BassNBrew]

3.5 days until he's unleashed.

 

[OU#1]

Playing against him in my $ league and I have him back for the $35k. Can't really go wrong there!

I love me some Schmitty!

 

[BassNBrew]

Stand up and be counted for what you are about to receive....Hail! Hail! To the good times!

 

[kylechoffman]

Anyone think S Smith puts up better stats this week than say wayne, TO, Fitz and or Boldin, CJ2 or um...Marshall in ppr??

 

[-baller]

I expect him to punch minny in da mouff!!

 

[coolice]

Mighty mouse will be in all my leagues lineup.

120 2 TD. come on baby.

 

[-baller]

Mighty mouse will be in all my leagues lineup. 120 2 TD after 1st quarter. come on baby.

fixed.

 

[W1cked]

Just keep David Carr far far away from Sundays game. I have Smith on my Dynasty team.... especially after the first two weeks Smith had last year. It was like watching Super man becoming your average joe.

 

[Ripleys]

Smitty is gonna give his owners 30+ this weekend!

 

[SeniorVBDStudent]

minnesota - get ready to be fisted.

That already happened. See: Brad Childress.

 

[Neil Beaufort Zod]

Steve Smith is so good that the guy in New York will go for 100 and Two TDs on name recognition alone.

 

[footballnerd]

With the new run game, Smith will be the most productive WR starting Week 3. He'll be back to his old form from two years ago. Lets go STEVE!!!

 

[ratbast]

Im 0-2 and need a boost especially with my starting RBs being ADP and Grant. Ive taken alot of ribbing for smith. I traded for him right after Delhomme was injured, paid big, havnt reaped anything yet. Im due, i figure.