Over 40 monkeys escape from research lab and are on the loose in South Carolina (1 Viewer)

[Max Power]

Over 40 monkeys escape from research lab and are on the loose in South Carolina

Cops are warning residents in rural South Carolina to shut their doors and windows after at least 43 monkeys escaped from a bio-research lab.

nypost.com

Cops are warning residents in rural South Carolina to shut their doors and windows after at least 43 monkeys escaped from a bio-research lab.

The rhesus macaques slipped out of an Alpha Genesis facility in Yemassee — which is just off I-95 in the south of the state — on Wednesday night.

The company provides “primate research and development support to the scientific community,” according to its website.

Cops are warning residents in rural South Carolina to shut their doors and windows after at least 43 monkeys escaped from a bio-research lab.

The rhesus macaques slipped out of an Alpha Genesis facility in Yemassee — which is just off I-95 in the south of the state — on Wednesday night.

The company provides “primate research and development support to the scientific community,” according to its website.

It begins....

 

[Joe Schmo]

"NO!!""

 

[DA RAIDERS]

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Is one named Caesar?

 

[Joe Schmo]

I knew the election would have consequences but I didn't think things would happen so fast.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

28 Days Later...

 

[Scoresman]

Hopefully they were testing shampoo on these monkeys and not Marburg virus.

 

[kupcho1]

Are we sure there weren't just 12?

 

[Sleestak]

Why do they bother testing on animals anymore? Americans don't even do vaccinations anymore. Leave the poor animals alone.

 

[TripItUp]

I've seen this movie before

I, for one, welcome our new primate overlords.

 

[-fish-]

It seems really odd that they haven't recovered any. 43 just bolt at one time and run for it, Prison Break style? A couple don't just hang around the neighborhood?

 

[Buckna]

I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z...

 

[TripItUp]

Why do they bother testing on animals anymore? Americans don't even do vaccinations anymore. Leave the poor animals alone.

There are just some medicines that have to be tested on primates to meet safety requirements. It's really sad. Frankly, I'd be fine not allowing the testing anymore.

 

[dgreen]

Shut your doors and windows or they might come in and jump on a bed.

 

[zamboni]

Here they come, walkin' down the street...

 

[Sleestak]

Why do they bother testing on animals anymore? Americans don't even do vaccinations anymore. Leave the poor animals alone.

There are just some medicines that have to be tested on primates to meet safety requirements. It's really sad. Frankly, I'd be fine not allowing the testing anymore.

Me too. I didn't want to hit it too hard in here and be a downer. But as I have gotten older I've done nothing but get more empathetic to living creatures. At the same time, I have lost my patience with how stupid and greedy and wasteful humans are. Really negative mindspace at times. How can people abuse dogs? Ok - enough of that. Loved the 12 monkeys quip.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

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[HomerSimpson]

28 Days Later...

Fast Zombies are always scarier than slow Zombies. How the Walking Dead got away with it for so long I will never know.

 

[Golden Gopher]

The rhesus monkey is the best-known species of macaque and measures about 47–64 cm (19–25 inches) long, excluding the furry 20–30-cm tail. Females average about 8.5 kg (19 pounds) and males 11 kg. In both sexes the rump and legs are orange. Rhesus monkeys can thrive in a variety of climates and habitats.

They are supposedly not only belligerent toward humans and dangerous to handle, but also vicious toward other conspecifics and hence difficult to introduce to members of their own kind.

So.... 20-30 lbs, belligerant towards humans, and dangerous to handle. Perfect.

 

[Chemical X]

I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z...

i love you president zeus!

 

[Eephus]

It heralds a new golden age for poop flinging

 

[Gatorade]

Every which way but loose

 

[beer 30]

They got a long way to go before they come up by me but I'm ready for Planet of the Apes, redneck style

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I'm rooting for the monkeys.

 

[Zow]

Are we sure there weren't just 12?

And they aren’t just a red herring to the real threat?

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Will there be monkeyshines?

 

[fatness]

If SC hadn't turned down the monkeys' requests for absentee ballots this never would have happened.

 

[FarFromHome]

Not to scare anyone but monkeys like these won't just kill you. They will eat off body parts and let you lie there alive and in pain. Arm yourselves people of South Carolina. I live in Georgia and will begin to prepare if they get past you. We stand united against the monkey horde!!!

 

[FarFromHome]

Anyone know how quickly they can start to reproduce?

 

[fatness]

Anyone know how quickly they can start to reproduce?

2-3 drinks.

 

[ChiefD]

Not to scare anyone but monkeys like these won't just kill you. They will eat off body parts and let you lie there alive and in pain. Arm yourselves people of South Carolina. I live in Georgia and will begin to prepare if they past you. We stand united against the monkey horde!!!

Well, that's reassuring.



-crosses off plan to retire to south carolina-

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I'm unworried. I have barrels.

 

[Max Power]

Anyone know how quickly they can start to reproduce?

I've seen stranger questions answered around here

 

[Buckna]

Are we sure there weren't just 12?

And they aren’t just a red herring to the real threat?

Communism was just a red herring...

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[Ministry of Pain]

I'm unworried. I have barrels.

I hope everyone got this

 

[The Gator]

Anyone know how quickly they can start to reproduce?

I've seen stranger questions answered around here

 

[ChiefD]

I'm unworried. I have barrels.

I hope everyone got this

C'mon man. We've evolved.



Well, most of us.

 

[ChiefD]

I just read all of them were females.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I just read all of them were females.

I'm IN

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I just read all of them were females.

Life finds a way.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I'm unworried. I have barrels.

I hope everyone got this

C'mon man. We've evolved.



Well, most of us.

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Not everyone
If you haven't seen King of Kong, it's hilarious
I bet Andy has seen it

 

[dgreen]

I just read all of them were females.

Then I'd suggest they start their search at the nearest Target.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

I just read all of them were females.

Then I'd suggest they start their search at the nearest Target.

I should not have laughed at that. I may have to turn in my card.

 

[ChiefD]

I just read all of them were females.

Then I'd suggest they start their search at the nearest Target.

I should not have laughed at that. I may have to turn in my card.

It would have gotten a laugh emoji from me. As well as about 25 other posts in this thread.

 

[BLOCKED_PUNT]

good thread. Very punny.

 

[Hastur]

Matthew Broderick, you know what to do...

 

[FarFromHome]

I just read all of them were females.

Life finds a way.

Just gonna say this. Having them all females is actually worse case scenario. Life does find a way Andy. 40 possible wombs just hit the market.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Why do they bother testing on animals anymore?

Because James Franco's dad has Alzheimers.

 

[BassNBrew]

I thought Biden/Harris promised an orderly transfer.

 

[Terminalxylem]

I just read all of them were females.

Life finds a way.

Just gonna say this. Having them all females is actually worse case scenario. Life does find a way Andy. 40 possible wombs just hit the market.

Probably mating with the florida anacondas as we post. An army of snake-apes is a few months away.