Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose... (1 Viewer)

[Bigboy10182000]

Philly cops bust suspect as ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert'

How did he plead?

"I'm nacho cheese pervert."

 

[Parrothead]

Waiter- there is a hair in my cheese

 

[Bigboy10182000]

At least it wasnt limpburger, I mean limburger.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Hey you! Cheese.....cheese ###er!"

 

[E Street Brat]

Waiter- there is a hair in my cheese

The Back Stoke

 

[Rove!]

Wait, this is illegal?

 

[Das Boot]

What smells worse - Swiss cheese and nut butter, or cheddar and fishy taco?

You know, your sentence could be misconstrued as being obliquely suggestive.

 

[Das Boot]

Hey, what's danielmclark doing up in Philly?!

 

[apalmer]

Wait---60 posts and nobody yet has mentioned the name of the witness? Gabby Chest? Come on.

 

[Run It Up]

This is libel, I'm not even 26...

 

[Henry Ford]

Officer Pete Malloy is around Philly, isn't he?

This guy is clearly a Packers fan.

 

[Jewell]

Philly cops bust suspect as ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert'

His neighbors said he had a grating personality. Thank God this muenster is off the streets.

 

[bakes]

So being near Swiss cheese gruyere his camembert?

 

[mquinnjr]

http://gawker.com/philly-man-caught-on-video-masturbating-on-city-bus-1572529449?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Seems appropriate to post in here as opposed to starting a new thread. Gifs in the comments section are worth the click alone.

 

[Henry Ford]

Philly cops bust suspect as ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert'

His neighbors said he had a grating personality. Thank God this muenster is off the streets.

Court documents revealed that Pagano was arrested in 2009 after he allegedly "removed a large block of cheese from his pocket" and offered a woman on the street "$20 to rub the Swiss cheese on his penis." Pagano pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, and a solicitation charge against him was dismissed.

How is this guy not the first person you bust? What is wrong with our databases in this country that when a guy has previously been arrested for sexual acts in public with Swiss cheese, nobody looks to him when someone called the Swiss Cheese Pervert is on the loose?

 

[peaces]

Philly cops bust suspect as Swiss Cheese Pervert'

His neighbors said he had a grating personality. Thank God this muenster is off the streets.

Court documents revealed that Pagano was arrested in 2009 after he allegedly "removed a large block of cheese from his pocket" and offered a woman on the street "$20 to rub the Swiss cheese on his penis." Pagano pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, and a solicitation charge against him was dismissed.

How is this guy not the first person you bust? What is wrong with our databases in this country that when a guy has previously been arrested for sexual acts in public with Swiss cheese, nobody looks to him when someone called the Swiss Cheese Pervert is on the loose?

there were a lot of holes in his alibi

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Thank God this muenster is off the streets.

 

[Das Boot]

Thank God this muenster is off the streets.

 

[Guest]

Thank God this muenster is off the streets.

/end all threads

It's been a long while, but you can go home, boys. We have a winner.

 

[Bigboy10182000]

Swiss Cheese pervert' pleads guilty in Philly incidents

Christopher Pagano ... Guilty plea

POSTED: 06/19/14, 2:52 PM EDT | 1 COMMENT

PHILADELPHIA (AP) A man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women in Philadelphia has pleaded guilty and been sentenced to probation.

Christopher Pagano pleaded guilty Thursday to indecent exposure and harassment. In addition to eight months of probation, he also must undergo sex offender counseling.

The 42-year-old Norristown man was arrested in January after three women reported that a man had driven up to them and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act. A fourth victim later came forward.

The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."

 

[Parrothead]

Swiss Cheese pervert' pleads guilty in Philly incidents

Christopher Pagano ... Guilty plea

POSTED: 06/19/14, 2:52 PM EDT | 1 COMMENT

PHILADELPHIA (AP) A man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women in Philadelphia has pleaded guilty and been sentenced to probation.

Christopher Pagano pleaded guilty Thursday to indecent exposure and harassment. In addition to eight months of probation, he also must undergo sex offender counseling.

The 42-year-old Norristown man was arrested in January after three women reported that a man had driven up to them and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act. A fourth victim later came forward.

The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."

I hope they grill him

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Swiss Cheese pervert' pleads guilty in Philly incidents

Christopher Pagano ... Guilty plea

POSTED: 06/19/14, 2:52 PM EDT | 1 COMMENT

PHILADELPHIA (AP) A man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women in Philadelphia has pleaded guilty and been sentenced to probation.

Christopher Pagano pleaded guilty Thursday to indecent exposure and harassment. In addition to eight months of probation, he also must undergo sex offender counseling.

The 42-year-old Norristown man was arrested in January after three women reported that a man had driven up to them and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act. A fourth victim later came forward.

The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."

I hope they grill him

I just hope there are no holes in the witnesses stories.