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Phrases/terms that need to be retired immediately (2 Viewers)

kwik trip which is the greatest gas station chain known to man has signs that say thier chicken has serious rizz so if it is good enough for kwik trip it is good enough for you take that to the bank brohans
I don't know about that. It's hard to beat Kum and Go......
 
When referring to other people's children:

crotchfruit
spawn

These piss me off. Refer to people as people.

edited to add "other people's"
I can't tell if this is satire or not... but I approve of crotchfruit. I don't have an issue with spawn either, but it's not as good.
My lady fried calls them sex trophies
I annoy my wife with the, well we know they slept together three times! 3 kids.

Then she looks at me and says well. I guess we only did it once.

:owned:
 
"I was today years old when..."
Absolutely loathe this one.

Here's a couple more football-related ones I keep seeing/hearing:

1. When did the "Red Zone" become the "Red Area"? It's making the RedZone Channel sound obselete.
2. Why do we continue to shorten words/phrases? It's no longer "explosive plays". They're just "explosives" now. So stupid.
 
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Apologies if its already been mentioned, but could someone drag "plus territory" out to the curb for trash pickup?
TIA
 
I'm pretty sure - nay, I'm absolutely sure - that I'm turning into an old curmudgeon here, but for some reason the word "thrilled" makes me cringe. And for the most part it's when people use it to announce something on LinkedIn, such as a promotion or new job.... "I'm thrilled to announce that I have joined XYZ as an analyst!" It just sounds smarmy to me. Folks like this also sign off emails with "Best".

Get off my lawn.
 
"Let the X come to you"

I used to only hear this in sports talk, i.e. "let the game come to you". Then the FF world started saying "Let the draft come to you". Last week I'm in a work meeting and I hear "Quit trying to force a solution onto that project. Let the project come to you". The phrase has lost all meaning to me
 
"Let the X come to you"

I used to only hear this in sports talk, i.e. "let the game come to you". Then the FF world started saying "Let the draft come to you". Last week I'm in a work meeting and I hear "Quit trying to force a solution onto that project. Let the project come to you". The phrase has lost all meaning to me
That is ghastly.
 
Can we stop asking people about their "journey". Last night after the game, the sideline reporter kept using that term. It's football, not an episode of The Bachelor.
Funny. Agreed. Your favorite basketball player makes the game winner. Now tell me about your journey to get you to this moment? Start with 3rd grade bus rides to school and hopefully cover your first prom. It had to of helped in this moment. Ha ha
 
When referring to other people's children:

crotchfruit
spawn

These piss me off. Refer to people as people.

edited to add "other people's"
I can't tell if this is satire or not... but I approve of crotchfruit. I don't have an issue with spawn either, but it's not as good.
My lady fried calls them sex trophies
I annoy my wife with the, well we know they slept together three times! 3 kids.

Then she looks at me and says well. I guess we only did it once.

:owned:
my lady was not withholding enough on her taxes a few years ago and i said jeez lady you need to start withholding and she said ill start withholding and then i never brought it up again take that to the bank bromigos
 
Elementary/middle school use of “sigma”

That is so sigma
That is so sigma face
What tha sigma?

It is meme reference to a face Christian Bale made in his role in American Psycho
 

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