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Phrases/terms that need to be retired immediately (1 Viewer)

some of the girls i coach now say what the skib and i think that has something to do with a toilet so i say it too but i say what the skibideeee toilet and i know i say it all wrong and that makes them laugh and then i think it makes them feel dumb saying it because who wants to be like mr swc and i have noticed that if i just start saying whatever they are saying they stop saying it so win win chickin din take that to the skibideebank bromigos
 
some of the girls i coach now say what the skib and i think that has something to do with a toilet so i say it too but i say what the skibideeee toilet and i know i say it all wrong and that makes them laugh and then i think it makes them feel dumb saying it because who wants to be like mr swc and i have noticed that if i just start saying whatever they are saying they stop saying it so win win chickin din take that to the skibideebank bromigos
It's Parenting 101.
 
Can we stop asking people about their "journey". Last night after the game, the sideline reporter kept using that term. It's football, not an episode of The Bachelor.
I think this has been on my list for the last 20 years or so. I'm pretty sure I started making fun of it to my wife when we watched early seasons of Survivor. Still to this day, every time I hear some random question or answer refer to a person's journey, I mumble under my breath, "Journey..." and roll my eyes.
 
Can we stop asking people about their "journey". Last night after the game, the sideline reporter kept using that term. It's football, not an episode of The Bachelor.
I think this has been on my list for the last 20 years or so. I'm pretty sure I started making fun of it to my wife when we watched early seasons of Survivor. Still to this day, every time I hear some random question or answer refer to a person's journey, I mumble under my breath, "Journey..." and roll my eyes.
I feel the same way when someone says "Speak your truth". There is no "your truth". There's "the truth" and then there's "your side of the story"...
 
Can we stop asking people about their "journey". Last night after the game, the sideline reporter kept using that term. It's football, not an episode of The Bachelor.
I think this has been on my list for the last 20 years or so. I'm pretty sure I started making fun of it to my wife when we watched early seasons of Survivor. Still to this day, every time I hear some random question or answer refer to a person's journey, I mumble under my breath, "Journey..." and roll my eyes.
Related to this, after any big win, every reporter asks someone from the winning team, "Just tell me how you feel right now".
 
Can we stop asking people about their "journey". Last night after the game, the sideline reporter kept using that term. It's football, not an episode of The Bachelor.
I think this has been on my list for the last 20 years or so. I'm pretty sure I started making fun of it to my wife when we watched early seasons of Survivor. Still to this day, every time I hear some random question or answer refer to a person's journey, I mumble under my breath, "Journey..." and roll my eyes.
Related to this, after any big win, every reporter asks someone from the winning team, "Just tell me how you feel right now".
Like I want to punch a reporter?
 
Can we stop asking people about their "journey". Last night after the game, the sideline reporter kept using that term. It's football, not an episode of The Bachelor.
I think this has been on my list for the last 20 years or so. I'm pretty sure I started making fun of it to my wife when we watched early seasons of Survivor. Still to this day, every time I hear some random question or answer refer to a person's journey, I mumble under my breath, "Journey..." and roll my eyes.
Related to this, after any big win, every reporter asks someone from the winning team, "Just tell me how you feel right now".
"man, i just want to praise god, man. without god, man, i wouldn't be here, man. and i'm just happy, man, to be playing good ball, man."
 
Can we stop asking people about their "journey". Last night after the game, the sideline reporter kept using that term. It's football, not an episode of The Bachelor.
I think this has been on my list for the last 20 years or so. I'm pretty sure I started making fun of it to my wife when we watched early seasons of Survivor. Still to this day, every time I hear some random question or answer refer to a person's journey, I mumble under my breath, "Journey..." and roll my eyes.
Related to this, after any big win, every reporter asks someone from the winning team, "Just tell me how you feel right now".
"man, i just want to praise god, man. without god, man, i wouldn't be here, man. and i'm just happy, man, to be playing good ball, man."
Seems like there's more and more of that lately. No me gusta. I figure god has better things to do than help you win a football game. :shrug:
 
Carbs.

Not just because it’s an example of unnecessarily truncating a perfectly good word, a la “sus”, “deets”, “sitch”, etc., but also it suggests a movement away from eating food, as opposed to a bunch of macronutrients, aka “macros”. In the process, perfectly good carbohydrates are lumped in with ultraprocessed crap, and all sorts of less healthy junk is substituted, solely by virtue of high protein content.

Both the term and nearly all pop nutrition should be retired, imo.
 
I'd like to make a special plea that comics, specifically late night talk show hosts, cease and desist with the "seen here" jokes whereby a picture is shown and a "seen here" joke is made. For example, they might show a picture of Mitch McConnell smiling and then say "Seen here watching a homeless man's lottery ticket blow away"

It's run its course. Sure, 1 in 100 might still land, but the 99 that suck are retroactively ruining the time when the bit was fresh and funny.
Enough already.
:deadhorse:
 
“Oh my word”. Slap anyone that says this.
my wife's grandmother wears this phrase out. Anytime you tell her something that's even 1 degree above mundane, this is her auto-response. If it's something that would normally elicit a "wow" or "no way" type of response she throws out a "*gasp* you don't mean it!"
 
Garbage in
Carbs.

Not just because it’s an example of unnecessarily truncating a perfectly good word, a la “sus”, “deets”, “sitch”, etc., but also it suggests a movement away from eating food, as opposed to a bunch of macronutrients, aka “macros”. In the process, perfectly good carbohydrates are lumped in with ultraprocessed crap, and all sorts of less healthy junk is substituted, solely by virtue of high protein content.

Both the term and nearly all pop nutrition should be retired, imo.

:lol:

The man, said to be in his 40s, told doctors that he had adopted a "carnivore diet" eight months prior. His diet included between 6 lbs and 9 lbs of cheese, sticks of butter, and daily hamburgers that had additional fat incorporated into them. Since taking on this brow-raising food plan, he claimed his weight dropped, his energy levels increased, and his "mental clarity" improved.


 
saying oh my word is like going back in time to the 50s and the 50s were pretty damned cool and you could roll out in a white tshirt with cigs rolled up in your sleeve and some jeans and some saddle shoes and that was pretty damned sweet take that to the bank joanie loves brochachis
 
Oh boy here we go again with more stupid phrases finding their way to sports talk.

The newest one is "giving someone their flowers".... as in giving them "props"

Heard this gem about 5-6 times over the past week so it definitely wasn't just some one-off.

I guess I should either just stop watching so much sports-related stuff on TV or relegate myself to knowing people are going to come up with stupid-azzzzz phrases to sound hip.
 

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