Officer Pete Malloy
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And people call me a troll.WTMF?Pizza: Most overrated food of all-time?
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Pizza: Thick or Thin? (1 Viewer)
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The General
Footballguy
And people call me a troll.WTMF?Pizza: Most overrated food of all-time?
Zow
Footballguy
Not like your women?
Zow
Footballguy
Dammit. Should have scrolled down
Mors Venit
Footballguy
Anyone notice all the "brick oven" pizza joints that clearly have regular metal ovens?
RUSF18
Footballguy
People bring up Chicago and its 3 inches of sludge and New Haven clam pies but it's New Yorkers who make pizza complicated. Got it.
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
Clam is just a popular/unique topping on New Haven pies. From Wikipedia:Obviously you're 100% right about the national embarrassment they peddle as "pizza" in Chicago, but you don't need me to tell you that.
Obviously you're 100% right about the national embarrassment they peddle as "pizza" in Chicago, but you don't need me to tell you that.
Hov34
Eephus's Great Great Great Love Child
Didn't say they made it "complicated" just that they think their pizza is the "only" pizza worthy of discussion and if you haven't had NY pizza you haven't had pizza. So don't get the red checkered napkin tucked in your shirt in a tizzy.
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cstu
Footballguy
Hitchhiker: You heard of this pizza restaurant, 800 Degrees?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 800 Degrees. Yeah, the pizza place that cooks pizza at 800 Degrees.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 801... Degrees.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk down the street looking for pizza, you see a 800 Degrees over there, there's 801 Degrees right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 801.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 801 Degrees. And we guarantee just as good a pizza as the 800 Degree folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the 801 degree pizza, we're gonna cook you another pizza at 800 degrees. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 802 Degrees. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Ted: Yeah, sure, 800 Degrees. Yeah, the pizza place that cooks pizza at 800 Degrees.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 801... Degrees.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk down the street looking for pizza, you see a 800 Degrees over there, there's 801 Degrees right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 801.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 801 Degrees. And we guarantee just as good a pizza as the 800 Degree folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the 801 degree pizza, we're gonna cook you another pizza at 800 degrees. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 802 Degrees. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Jack White
Footballguy
As thin and crispy as possible.
Pizza is about cheese and pig meat, not bread.
Pizza is about cheese and pig meat, not bread.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Scoresman
Footballguy
Brony
Footballguy
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
with lots of sausage, like my w...never mind.
See, I'm the kind of guy who usually doesn't have a problem eating just about any kind of pizza without thinking too much about the consequences, but when I look at that picture I can't help but think "heart attack!!!" All that's missing is a nice sugar glaze and some hot fudge and you have death on a plate.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Wrigley
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
One time hungry howies put out a coney pizza that had chili instead of tomato sauce and then topped it with hot dog slices, mustard and onions
the moops
Footballguy
grateful zed
Footballguy
do they have a gluten and lactose free version?
xulf
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
That's why I only eat organic, gluten-free, non-GMO pizza because, you know, it's healthy.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Because that's what people prefer
I like it all. But 9 times out of 10 I'm going with thin. Too much bread and all I want to do is
El Floppo
Footballguy
That all sounded soo weird coming from christoBecause that's what people prefer
FIRE!That all sounded soo weird coming from christoBecause that's what people prefer
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I knew there was something I didn't like about you but just couldn't put my finger on itPizza: Most overrated food of all-time?Truth is I have to cut way back to hit these NY resolutions, wish I didn't like it so much, about the perfect food for men.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Blow jobs: most overrated thing ever?
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
This thread gave me a hankerin for some Marion's. Stopped on the way home from work tonight. So good.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
So lucky. If I still lived there I would eat it several times a month ...at least. I dream about that stuff. Brought home 2 of them last time I was there.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
All about the crust, yet 4 pieces have absolutely none of it. It looks good and all though.
I sadly kind of miss that soggy rectangular pizza you got in cafeterias in the 80s... where do you get that crap?
