Predict the next "hip" fruit or veggie... (1 Viewer)

[FUBAR]

Broccoli rape

 

[Harry Manback]

Broccoli rape

dont fight it

 

[FUBAR]

Chia seeds are becoming very popular. They are considered a "superfood" because they have a ton of health benefits. I like em because they allow me to make superpoops.

even my wife likes them in smoothies.

 

[B-Deep]

Pickle juice as the new sports drink. It is being used at an increasing rate amoung athletes here in the south. It replenishes sodium content lost with sweat and seems to be cutting down the amount of cramping.

My MIL has been pounding pickle juice to combat night-time cramping for a decade now.

your FIL is a lucky man

 

[FUBAR]

Pretty sure coconuts are currently the fruit de jour... especially the coco water.

Coconut water, coconut oil, etc. Toasted coconut is awesome.

Put chia seeds and shredded coconut on top of your waffles before cooking. Simply incredible.

 

[eoMMan]

Chia seeds are becoming very popular. They are considered a "superfood" because they have a ton of health benefits. I like em because they allow me to make superpoops.

even my wife likes them in smoothies.

Does she produce superpoops too?

 

[Tom Servo]

Pickle juice as the new sports drink. It is being used at an increasing rate amoung athletes here in the south. It replenishes sodium content lost with sweat and seems to be cutting down the amount of cramping.

Yeah, pickle juice, kimchi, sauerkraut juice are all the probiotic rage, too.

My vote? Beets. Good old fashioned beets are coming back in vogue. Good for your liver and overall health.

Beets are a good one. Man, those things are nasty.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chia seeds are becoming very popular. They are considered a "superfood" because they have a ton of health benefits. I like em because they allow me to make superpoops.

even my wife likes them in smoothies.

Does she produce superpoops too?

Does eating chia seeds allow you to poop out a llama or Homer Simpson with green, leafy hair?

 

[FUBAR]

Chia seeds are becoming very popular. They are considered a "superfood" because they have a ton of health benefits. I like em because they allow me to make superpoops.

even my wife likes them in smoothies.

Does she produce superpoops too?

why yes, yes she does.

Yesterday's conversation when I got home:

Wife: "have you had a smoothie for breakfast and coffee?"

Me: "no, I have smoothies at night"

Wife: "good."

Me: (confused) "Why?"

Wife: "I pooped three times this morning, pure nastiness"

Me: "I'm so turned on now"

 

[Guest]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aronia

A few people in my area have planted rows of the bushes to sell the crop.

 

[cstu]

Broccoli rape

You were asking for it.

 

[Parrothead]

Broccoli rape

You were asking for it.

better than the cucumber rape

 

[Jules Winnfield]

If you don't like beets then you're eating them wrong.

Hint: "From a can" is not an acceptable source.

So true. Roasted Beets with Field Greens, Goat Cheese, and toasted Pecans is a great salad

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Gooseberries

 

[wikkidpissah]

Broccoli rape

You were asking for it.

better than the cucumber rape

is a floret considered consent?

 

[jb1020]

Durian

 

[tud_duke]

If you don't like beets then you're eating them wrong.

Hint: "From a can" is not an acceptable source.

Please help. How do you eat them? I belong to a CSA and we get them once a month or so. Ive tried boiling them and they taste exactly like the nasty ones in a can. I actually dont mind them roasted and chopped into little tiny pieces and added to other roasted veggies, but too many and they take over the whole dish. I made a Moraccan Beet salad one time that wasn't too bad the first time I had it, but the next time I made it, I couldnt stomach it.

Beets and turnips are pretty much the only things we get that I really dont like.

http://www.theroastedroot.net/maple-roasted-butternut-squash-beets/

http://www.mommypotamus.com/beet-chips-recipe/

Make either of these and report back to me about your dislike of beets.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Snozzeberries

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Kumquat

One of the foods on George Carlin's not to eat list, basically due to its name.

Other foods:

Squash (sounds like someone sat on dinner)

Garbanzo Beans (includes the first four letters of the word garbage)

Head Cheese (self explanatory)

 

[Bogart]

Kombucha drinks in every form. Especially Kombucha sodas.

Aloe shots - shotglass shots, not syringe shots.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Yo pickle juice is delicious. Has always been a favorite of mine.

 

[grateful zed]

hemp seed

 

[Parrothead]

dingleberries

 

[shuke]

People around here have been going crazy over Cotton Candy Grapes for the past several years

Tried one at the store the other day. About threw up.

 

[msommer]

Quinoa

 

[ShamrockPride]

People around here have been going crazy over Cotton Candy Grapes for the past several years

Tried one at the store the other day. About threw up.

That's disgusting. The only time I've ever enjoyed "cotton candy" flavor is...actual cotton candy. They make cotton candy oreos...like wtf.

 

[shuke]

Pretty sure coconuts are currently the fruit de jour... especially the coco water.

Coconut water, coconut oil, etc. Toasted coconut is awesome.

Put chia seeds and shredded coconut on top of your waffles before cooking. Simply incredible.

Look at this ####ing hipster.

 

[msommer]

Chia seeds are becoming very popular. They are considered a "superfood" because they have a ton of health benefits. I like em because they allow me to make superpoops.

even my wife likes them in smoothies.

Does she produce superpoops too?

why yes, yes she does.

Yesterday's conversation when I got home:

Wife: "have you had a smoothie for breakfast and coffee?"

Me: "no, I have smoothies at night"

Wife: "good."

Me: (confused) "Why?"

Wife: "I pooped three times this morning, pure nastiness"

Me: "I'm so turned on now"

I guess you were channeling Dentist

 

[FUBAR]

Pretty sure coconuts are currently the fruit de jour... especially the coco water.

Coconut water, coconut oil, etc. Toasted coconut is awesome.

Put chia seeds and shredded coconut on top of your waffles before cooking. Simply incredible.

Look at this ####ing hipster.

sadly, I don't have a mun.

 

[Short Corner]

Pickle juice as the new sports drink. It is being used at an increasing rate amoung athletes here in the south. It replenishes sodium content lost with sweat and seems to be cutting down the amount of cramping.

Yeah, pickle juice, kimchi, sauerkraut juice are all the probiotic rage, too.

My vote? Beets. Good old fashioned beets are coming back in vogue. Good for your liver and overall health.

Beets and beet juice have been in style for a few years. Just drinking mineral water will replenish your electrolytes (don't forget the magnesium, calcium and sodium) but Americans gotta add flavor to everything. The original gatorade used to taste like cat urine until coke bought them out and loaded it up with sugar, er corn syrup.

 

[Short Corner]

If you don't like beets then you're eating them wrong.

I juice them and they are straight up nasty if you don't add a lemon to kill the dirt flavor.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Succotash will being making a huge comeback. (But "elevated" varieties.)

 

[Short Corner]

Pretty sure coconuts are currently the fruit de jour... especially the coco water.

Welcome to 2010

 

[Peyton Marino]

People around here have been going crazy over Cotton Candy Grapes for the past several years

that's a game changer

 

[B-Deep]

just say the name a few times

kumquat

kumquat

kumquat

i mean, it is destined to breakout

 

[SWC]

i hope it is something old school like a depression orange or a sufferage banana that would rule take that to the bank bromigos

 

[jhib]

Seaweed.

Or is that already a big thing? I see it brought up often, but it hasn't seemed to quite catch on in the mainstream yet, has it?

 

[Gadabout]

Jackfruit. If prepared right, you'd swear you were eating some sort of pork or beef.

 

[cstu]

Jackfruit. If prepared right, you'd swear you were eating some sort of pork or beef.

I'm listening...

 

[cstu]

If you don't like beets then you're eating them wrong.

I juice them and they are straight up nasty if you don't add a lemon to kill the dirt flavor.

Do you bake them and remove the skin?

 

[Gadabout]

Jackfruit. If prepared right, you'd swear you were eating some sort of pork or beef.

I'm listening...

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/have-you-tried-cooking-with-jackfruit-yet-get-started-with-these-recipes/

This shows some of its versatility. I've never worked with a fresh jackfruit, only the green jackfruit that comes in cans.

 

[Short Corner]

If you don't like beets then you're eating them wrong.

I juice them and they are straight up nasty if you don't add a lemon to kill the dirt flavor.

Do you bake them and remove the skin?