Pumpkin vs. Apple (1 Viewer)

[The Commish]

Otis

But there are 21 other yahoos with him...should have been a public poll to see who the other loons were.

 

[rustycolts]

Pretty sure pumpkin is in the squash family and of course apples are fruit.

 

[Jayrod]

Pretty sure pumpkin is in the squash family and of course apples are fruit.

Pumpkin and squash are fruit. Comes from a flower and has seeds.

 

[FUBAR]

Pumpkins for decorations, beer, and latte.

Apples for everything else.

Written with a golden delicious in my hand.

 

[SWC]

brohans if a pumpkin would post it would probably start a thred about how it is getting pudgy and oh me oh my how do i lose a few pounds but if apple could post he would not he would go to the gym hit the free weights and stay ripped and then when pumpkin was posting about what yoga pants to buy apple would drive over in his 63 vette convertible and pick up pumpkins papershaker and take her out for a show and a malted and bam you know apple is taking her to watch the submarine races after that so i think it is pretty clear that apple wins again take that to the bank fellow apple pie loving bromericans

 

[Sinn Fein]

Only anti-americans choose pumpkin.

Might as well be beheading christians if you choose pumpkin over apple.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Pumpkin crisp?

Pumpkin cider?

Pumpkin turnovers?

Candied pumpkins?

Pumpkin sauce?

Does any of the above even exist? Thought not.

Need I go on?

Add strudel to the list.

 

[Jayrod]

OK, guys that's enough. Even Otis doesn't deserve this much humiliation.

CASE CLOSED!!!!!!

 

[Christo]

Only anti-americans choose pumpkin.

Might as well be beheading christians if you choose pumpkin over apple.

Given the fact pumpkins are native to North America that could be one of your dumber proclamations in recent history.

And that's saying a lot.

 

[Politician Spock]

brohans if a pumpkin would post it would probably start a thred about how it is getting pudgy and oh me oh my how do i lose a few pounds but if apple could post he would not he would go to the gym hit the free weights and stay ripped and then when pumpkin was posting about what yoga pants to buy apple would drive over in his 63 vette convertible and pick up pumpkins papershaker and take her out for a show and a malted and bam you know apple is taking her to watch the submarine races after that so i think it is pretty clear that apple wins again take that to the bank fellow apple pie loving bromericans

So you're saying if Otis was a fruit, he'd be a pumpkin.

Yeah, I can agree with that.

 

[mr roboto]

@ SWC

 

[TheAristocrat]

Not too shocking that all the Apple fanboys ruined what could have been an excellent pumpkin thread.

 

[TheAristocrat]

brohans if a pumpkin would post it would probably start a thred about how it is getting pudgy and oh me oh my how do i lose a few pounds but if apple could post he would not he would go to the gym hit the free weights and stay ripped and then when pumpkin was posting about what yoga pants to buy apple would drive over in his 63 vette convertible and pick up pumpkins papershaker and take her out for a show and a malted and bam you know apple is taking her to watch the submarine races after that so i think it is pretty clear that apple wins again take that to the bank fellow apple pie loving bromericans

 

[NCCommish]

All about pumpkin pie

 

[CGRdrJoe]

just crushed some pumpkin oreo cookies with my coffee, OMG I'm in f'n heaven right now.

 

[Wingnut]

Papershaker

 

[Zow]

Apple and it's not even close.

Honey crisp > anything else

 

[Zow]

brohans if a pumpkin would post it would probably start a thred about how it is getting pudgy and oh me oh my how do i lose a few pounds but if apple could post he would not he

would go to the gym hit the free weights and stay ripped and then when pumpkin was posting about what yoga pants to buy apple would drive over in his 63 vette convertible and pick up

pumpkins papershaker and take her out for a show and a malted and bam you know apple is taking her to watch the submarine races after that so i think it is pretty clear that apple wins

again take that to the bank fellow apple pie loving bromericans

You are so awesome

 

[El Floppo]

Apple and it's not even close.

Honey crisp > anything else

/thread

 

[Sinn Fein]

Only anti-americans choose pumpkin.

Might as well be beheading christians if you choose pumpkin over apple.

Given the fact pumpkins are native to North America that could be one of your dumber proclamations in recent history.And that's saying a lot.

listen you fat pumpkin head, pumpkins are good for one thing: smashing. If you hate America go ahead and choose pumpkins and fat chicks.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

What's next?

Tacos vs Salad?

Taco

gap

salad

 

[Christo]

Only anti-americans choose pumpkin.

Might as well be beheading christians if you choose pumpkin over apple.

Given the fact pumpkins are native to North America that could be one of your dumber proclamations in recent history.And that's saying a lot.

listen you fat pumpkin head, pumpkins are good for one thing: smashing.If you hate America go ahead and choose pumpkins and fat chicks.

Lowering the bar once again

 

[Jaysus]

as a slight aside, I have been eaten several quality apple dumplings over the last 10 days :fatso:

 

[-arcK-]

Dogfish Head Punkin is very delicious tasting ale.

The OP said choose my weapon, so I chose beer.

Pumpkin beer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hard Apple Cider

 

[pollardsvision]

Dogfish Head Punkin is very delicious tasting ale.

The OP said choose my weapon, so I chose beer.

Pumpkin beer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hard Apple Cider

Beer flavored beer destroys them both.

 

[SWC]

Dogfish Head Punkin is very delicious tasting ale.

The OP said choose my weapon, so I chose beer.

Pumpkin beer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hard Apple Cider

Beer flavored beer destroys them both.

brohans this guy right here knows things about stuff that is important take that to the bank bromigos

 

[Vike Me]

Homemade apple pie prepared by an old lady, nice dollop of Cool Whip on top.

On top of the old lady? Dude, you sick.