I looked like a total noob walking in there.
Walk up to a treadmill, take off my jacket and running pants and just throw them on the floor next to the treadmill along with my wallet and keys. I look around and yep...I'm the only one to do that. I guess they have lockers somewhere around there.
Anyway, I straddle this thing trying to figure out how to start the thing. Must have taken me a good 5 minutes to get 'er going. So as I start, the treadmill has this 1 hour clock on it - basically that this workout is going to last one hour. So I start running, and start to think "maybe I should have changed that before I started because this thing is probably gonna stop at one hour and fling me over the top of the treadmill into the stairstepper row"
So the clock winds down to like 5 minutes left and goes into cool down mode. I'm like "WTF, I still have 4 more miles to go." So I ramp the speed up and keep going. After two more minutes, cool down mode.
So for the next 20 minutes I have to up the speed every two minutes when it goes into this cool down mode phase. I felt like a total jackhole. So finally, I get to my real cool down phase where I run my last mile at 10:30 pace.
I turn off the workout and start over, thinking "ok, let me see if I can adjust the length of the workout from the beginning".
Couldn't see any way to do that. So not sure if this thing is programmed to try and get people off of there after an hour or what. I did wipe down the unit afterword like the signs said.
I then cleaned the treadmill and left. Holy Jesus what an awful experience.