I love how you nerds are trying to steal our idea because you couldn't motivate yourselves like the Otis crew. I bet most of you haven't dieted in years.
Some of you act like you think you're batman but are you willing to eat the apple and the tuna? I doubt it.
Some of you are so focused on improving your 10k times that you've forgotten the joy of completing 10k for the first time.
Some of you are pretty cool actually and have been helpful.
But that's not important because we're challenging you chumps to an unspecific exercise thingy which we will surely lose and in much less organized style but we will have more fun doing it because we are the scrappy lovable underdog team and the movies tell us that you chumps are going down in since unlikely but entertaining fashion.
I'll leave this gauntlet over here because we're not really supposed to be slapping each other with them anymore.
Signed
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