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this is the NFL....any given Sunday.First three games are NYG, Miami and Washington - 3-0 looks pretty good. Zeke better get in before that.
this is the NFL....any given Sunday.First three games are NYG, Miami and Washington - 3-0 looks pretty good. Zeke better get in before that.
Of course - I just said 3-0 looks good, but it would be far from shocking if they started 0-1. I expect that they'll be favored in all of those games though.this is the NFL....any given Sunday.
You don’t say? Waaaaaaaa[Mortensen] It drew a few laughs but neither @EzekielElliott nor agent Rocky Arceneaux found @Cowboys Jerry Jones' quip "Zeke who?" as amusing. Arceneaux: "I didn't think it was funny and neither did Zeke - we actually thought it was disrespectful."
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1163507807087484928?s=21
Lighten up, Francis...[Mortensen] It drew a few laughs but neither @EzekielElliott nor agent Rocky Arceneaux found @Cowboys Jerry Jones' quip "Zeke who?" as amusing. Arceneaux: "I didn't think it was funny and neither did Zeke - we actually thought it was disrespectful."
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1163507807087484928?s=21
They’re getting nervous[Mortensen] It drew a few laughs but neither @EzekielElliott nor agent Rocky Arceneaux found @Cowboys Jerry Jones' quip "Zeke who?" as amusing. Arceneaux: "I didn't think it was funny and neither did Zeke - we actually thought it was disrespectful."
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1163507807087484928?s=21
Wow, the dude pulling the top off a woman thinks that HE's the one that's disrespected by others? Tic, tic, tic......[Mortensen] It drew a few laughs but neither @EzekielElliott nor agent Rocky Arceneaux found @Cowboys Jerry Jones' quip "Zeke who?" as amusing. Arceneaux: "I didn't think it was funny and neither did Zeke - we actually thought it was disrespectful."
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1163507807087484928?s=21
Not even remotely. This has been a quiet offseason by Cowboys standards. This is exactly why the Jones' aren't panicking. This is SOP. Zeke is the only dope being a dope. Thats kinda his thing.The vibe/chemistry on this team looks like a pending train wreck. Now the RB is butthurt at the owner over a joke![]()
There are going to be some major flameouts this season...
If he accrues on more season? Maybe. I don't know his contract.What does he do in 2020... hold out again?
Sweet. So the Cowboys get him for 6 games and for only 6 games worth of salary for the next to years.If he accrues on more season? Maybe. I don't know his contract.
What I do know is that he only has to play either 8 or 6 games (not sure) to accrue a season. He can hold out part of the year and save his body the wear and still get paid and accrue. I think that is his play. Just my opinion. The next year who knows. Maybe a repeat, maybe a holdout, who knows. My crystal ball doesn't go out that far.![]()
Not sure if we are talking past each other. If he shows up for a certain number of games, it will count as a season accrued. He will have one year on his contract left and will make more per game. I think he comes back sometime around mid-season.Sweet. So the Cowboys get him for 6 games and for only 6 games worth of salary for the next to [2?] years.
SOLD!
A lot of people find it disrespectful to not be in camp when you’re under contract[Mortensen] It drew a few laughs but neither @EzekielElliott nor agent Rocky Arceneaux found @Cowboys Jerry Jones' quip "Zeke who?" as amusing. Arceneaux: "I didn't think it was funny and neither did Zeke - we actually thought it was disrespectful."
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1163507807087484928?s=21
Somebody’s got a lil Cowboys crush going onThe vibe/chemistry on this team looks like a pending train wreck. Now the RB is butthurt at the owner over a joke![]()
There are going to be some major flameouts this season...
Correct. He’s under contact for two more years. I’ll pay him for 6 games plus the playoffs for two years. Franchise him and do it again.Hairy Snowman said:Not sure if we are talking past each other. If he shows up for a certain number of games, it will count as a season accrued. He will have one year on his contract left and will make more per game. I think he comes back sometime around mid-season.
Cowboysfan8 said:A lot of people find it disrespectful to not be in camp when you’re under contract
Somebody’s got a lil Cowboys crush going on![]()
Anyway, what makes you post that the teams vibe/chemistry looks like a pending train wreck?
Why is that every cowboys fan’s response to people pointing out flaws in what is, and has been, a horribly flawed team for decades. My crush remains on the same team that I watched growing up in Massachusetts... we’re good.
is this really the consensus thought of Cowboys' fans? they screwed up not paying Emmit until a few games already into the season, and literally burned out Murray running him literally into the ground when he was coming up for an extension. i kind of think Zeke, for as much of a dope he has been, has a legit gripe here. if he doesn't holdout, i think it is better than a 50% chance they pull a Demarco Murray on him and run him into the ground the next 2 years just to let him walkSTEADYMOBBIN 22 said:Not even remotely. This has been a quiet offseason by Cowboys standards. This is exactly why the Jones' aren't panicking. This is SOP. Zeke is the only dope being a dope. Thats kinda his thing.
What, Murray is dead? Burned and then run into the ground?is this really the consensus thought of Cowboys' fans? they screwed up not paying Emmit until a few games already into the season, and literally burned out Murray running him literally into the ground when he was coming up for an extension. i kind of think Zeke, for as much of a dope he has been, has a legit gripe here. if he doesn't holdout, i think it is better than a 50% chance they pull a Demarco Murray on him and run him into the ground the next 2 years just to let him walk
When Zeke doesn’t pull himself out of games gasping for air several times on Sunday’s and the commissioners office in weekdays we can start to compare the two.is this really the consensus thought of Cowboys' fans? they screwed up not paying Emmit until a few games already into the season, and literally burned out Murray running him literally into the ground when he was coming up for an extension. i kind of think Zeke, for as much of a dope he has been, has a legit gripe here. if he doesn't holdout, i think it is better than a 50% chance they pull a Demarco Murray on him and run him into the ground the next 2 years just to let him walk
you have to agree that the way the Cowboys treated DeMarco Murray was non-player friendly at best right? i mean i agree, it is always funny seeing fatty Zeke running up to cameras to be fed more, but there is a history here that gives him and his team some legit ground to stand on. why sacrifice his career already?When Zeke doesn’t pull himself out of games gasping for air several times on Sunday’s and the commissioners office in weekdays we can start to compare the two.
Not everyone is obsessed with the Cowboys as much as the media and Eagles fans.
Not everyone is obsessed with the Cowboys as much as the media and Eagles fans.
Ya @[icon] , the "you're obsessed with us" burn is such a hurtful one isn't it? It's quite clever and unique.Why is that every cowboys fan’s response to people pointing out flaws
I agree. I actually can't fault Zeke for this one. Especially if they go into the season with bad-ish blood, and no new deal, I'd think they'd run him into the ground and use him as much as possible. Still think the sides come to a deal though but today's thing is just so odd.you have to agree that the way the Cowboys treated DeMarco Murray was non-player friendly at best right? i mean i agree, it is always funny seeing fatty Zeke running up to cameras to be fed more, but there is a history here that gives him and his team some legit ground to stand on. why sacrifice his career already?
Wait, so Zeke’s not “workhorse” enough? His 25 touches per game average through three seasons isn’t enough? Yeah, definitely needs to quit asking for breathers.When Zeke doesn’t pull himself out of games gasping for air several times on Sunday’s and the commissioners office in weekdays we can start to compare the two.
Not everyone is obsessed with the Cowboys as much as the media and Eagles fans.
Meh, by all accounts everything is fine with Dak and Cooper, they reported, they haven’t complained, they’ll be fine. You’re exaggerating quite a bit imo (tho Coopers foot has me worried tbh)Why is that every cowboys fan’s response to people pointing out flaws in what is, and has been, a horribly flawed team for decades. My crush remains on the same team that I watched growing up in Massachusetts... we’re good.
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What looks like a train wreck? Aside from the QB turning down $30MM/yr, the top WR wanting a deal while nursing PF, reviving the corpse of a TE from the grave, and the star RB holding out while engaging in a twitter feud with the owner?
I mean if you grew up in a trailer park I guess that might not look like a dumpster fire... but to those who don’t have 29 cowboys logos on their 1998 flareside Ford Pickup... that’s an impending train wreck.![]()
Good stuff here lmao. There’s been ten times more Cowboys talk in the Eagles thread than the Cowboys thread in the last 2 months lmao. I haven’t commented on any of it in there because I didn’t want to hear you cry about itYa @[icon] , the "you're obsessed with us" burn is such a hurtful one isn't it? It's quite clever and unique.
That's cause the cowboys thread is dead and boring. You're so obsessed with philly fans! Such a crush!Good stuff here lmao. There’s been ten times more Cowboys talk in the Eagles thread than the Cowboys thread in the last 2 months lmao. I haven’t commented on any of it in there because I didn’t want to hear you cry about it![]()
This doesn’t even make senseThat's cause the cowboys thread is dead and boring. You're so obsessed with philly fans! Such a crush!
It was a joke. Anytime a Philly fan says anything all you do is say the same exact thing about how we're obsessed with you. I don't even know how that's a burn that we talk about the Cowboys. It's really all you have and it's pretty weak. But sure, I'm obsessed with the cowboys and dream about them all night. Such crushes on your team we have. So sad that you call us out on these huge crushes.This doesn’t even make sense
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You brought your crush up sunshine, not me.It was a joke. Anytime a Philly fan says anything all you do is say the same exact thing about how we're obsessed with you. I don't even know how that's a burn that we talk about the Cowboys. It's really all you have and it's pretty weak. But sure, I'm obsessed with the cowboys and dream about them all night. Such crushes on your team we have. So sad that you call us out on these huge crushes.![]()
Yep was being totally serious. jfc dude.You brought your crush up sunshine, not me.
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Have a great evening
Is not caving with 2 years left on a contract considered hard ball now?The Cowboys goofed giving Demarcus Lawrence Zeke’s money. Demarcus refuses to repair his shoulder until he got his big deal, and the Cowboys blinked pronto. Now they play hard ball?
No way they make playoffs without Zeke and that’s all that mattersIs not caving with 2 years left on a contract considered hard ball now?
eta - it is the opposite of hardball.. the Cowboys literally have to do nothing. Nothing at all. They are going above and beyond entertaining the negotiation.
Not sure what that has to do with anything.No way they make playoffs without Zeke and that’s all that matters
But they would need to keep the cap space available since he’s under contract.STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:Sweet. So the Cowboys get him for 6 games and for only 6 games worth of salary for the next to years.
SOLD!
This seems like where it is headed. Zeke holds out until he has to come back to get credit for the season. Cowboys may sneak into the playoffs and will be a great team in the playoffs with Zeke.Correct. He’s under contact for two more years. I’ll pay him for 6 games plus the playoffs for two years. Franchise him and do it again.
Since he wants to play hardball.
Sure the Cowboys went ahead and assumed their team’s best player would happily play for less $$ than the corpse of Jason Witten. The Cowboys gambled yepNot sure what that has to do with anything.
He has 2 years on his contract, the Cowboys are not "playing hard ball now". They don't have to "play ball" at all. Zeke is trying to play hard ball, but this threat is all he has. And nobody buys Zeke retiring.
I have no idea what you are even trying to say. His contract was dictated by his draft position.Sure the Cowboys went ahead and assumed their team’s best player would happily play for less $$ than the corpse of Jason Witten. The Cowboys gambled yep
Take a breath, son. You seem upsetI have no idea what you are even trying to say. His contract was dictated by his draft position.
Also, Zeke is making 300k more base salary than Witten? You are a mess.
eta - Zeke's cap hit is north of $7.9M (salary+prorated bonus).. remember the little $16M bonus/$25M guarantee?
Probably won't make the Super Bowl if they invest big money in a RB either, so I guess they're screwed... may as well not pay him.No way they make playoffs without Zeke and that’s all that matters
I'm good, you seem confused.Take a breath, son. You seem upset
100% disagree. He's just a cog. Maybe a top-10 player on the team...maybe. Pollard is likely only a small drop off. They got over 1,000 yards from end of career Darren McFadden, and several quality starts from Alfred Morris 2 years ago.I don't think what Jerry said was smart at all. It was disrespectful and it certainly didn't help the situation. I think Zeke deserves more money and should get it.
Dallas isn't going anywhere without him.
Lawrence is a much better, and more important player than Zeke. Plus he was in a contract year. Paying him over Zeke was a no-brainer. Dak, Cooper, Byron Jones, and Jaylon Smith are all more important than Zeke too, and all of them need contracts soon.The Cowboys goofed giving Demarcus Lawrence Zeke’s money. Demarcus refuses to repair his shoulder until he got his big deal, and the Cowboys blinked pronto. Now they play hard ball?