To add to the sentences I thought I'd never say, I just saw a pretty good Rob Schneider movie. It's called "The Chosen One", about a guy in the fits of depression and the South American tribe that thinks he's the savior of their village. You take that setup and add Rob Schneider to it, and you can probably guess the movie from A to Z....and you'd be wrong. I have no idea where it came from, but it works. Schneider gives a restrained, almost touching performance in what I think is also his directorial debut. Schneider leaves all the zanyness to co-star Marcus Giamatti and Steve Buscemi turns in a nice job as Rob's Monk brother.
Rob won't be getting any statues for this, but it was worth watching.