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Footballguy
In the original version, I summarized and left out some stuff.why would you stay there under citizens arrest? what kind of an ahole makes an ahole of himself and then stays under citizens arrest? wtf is up with that story?How much of a d-bag do you have to be to have someone place you under citizen's arrest at Bed, Bath & Beyond?I don't have time to read all of this thread so I skimmed through the first couple pages and the last page.
The fascinating thing about MOP from my perspective is I totally get why a lot of folks on here roll their eyes or ridicule/mock him. But the rub is...I see a lot of myself in his responses. I detest getting screwed over or taken advantage of or told that I should just suck it up and move on.
I mean...I don't really understand how some of you guys have such a laissez-faire attitude about some of the shenanigans we see on a daily basis. And yet I fully understand that MOP conveys himself in such a way as to almost/does become a caricature.
My red badge of courage:
I told another customer off in a Bed Bath & Beyond one night which led to a me being placed under citizen's arrest and enduring several court dates all because I couldn't put up with her bull#### in the return line. Obviously, she got the last laugh. So, I have tried to be more selective in the battles I choose...but there are certain things that irk me and I simply can't let it go. And I don't particularly think I am being a ##### bag or an ##### about it. On the contrary...I believe I am pretty fair in general -- but I simply cannot stand the notion that somehow it is incumbent upon me to be the one to acquiesce or to "let it go".
I never suspected for a moment that anything was even going to happen. What crime was I guilty of? I found everything about this woman laughable and was fully expecting the police to arrive (if they did) and tell her she was SOL. In fact, I was more nervous about her calling up some peeps and a potential physical confrontation.
In hindsight, I would have just left and went home. But, I continued shopping at the center and the police arrived. The officer had probably cause to question me. Then he issued the summons to appear in court.
It wasn't like she tackled me to the ground or handcuffed me. Nor did she place me under citizens arrest before the cops arrived. In theory, had I left nothing probably would have ever happened. They took her statement and took mine and apparently she demanded that I be placed under citizens arrest. . For some reason, and on what basis I have never understood, they cited me on the spot. Needless to say, I was shocked and the joke ultimately was on me. However, there was never any chance in hell I was going to be convicted of anything.
So, I hope that clears it up to some degree.