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Saddest (Morphine Added) (1 Viewer)

the most sadness?

  • Unclaimed tickets with ebullient offers

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Wedding invites with no +1, because face it, dude, you're not bringing anybody

    Votes: 6 26.1%
  • Stag to the prom with fake dignity

    Votes: 12 52.2%

  • Total voters
    23
I showed my dog this thread, she gave it the classic sideways crooked perplexed dog look, then laid back down. I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.
Simple. Vote for the generalized situation that makes you saddest in a world that has, in some quarters, become atomized -- and then think about the responses and adjustments that make you most uncomfortable.

Sort of thought of this in a political sense.

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I showed my dog this thread, she gave it the classic sideways crooked perplexed dog look, then laid back down. I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.
:lmao:
This must be very difficult for you to understand.

I know. It's tricky.

It says "saddest" and then offers up three sad situations that encompass a loss or lack of friendship, marriage, and then cultural rites of passage and sex.

But you'r:e: as bright as I'd expect.

 
I showed my dog this thread, she gave it the classic sideways crooked perplexed dog look, then laid back down. I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.
:lmao:
This must be very difficult for you to understand.

I know. It's tricky.

It says "saddest" and then offers up three sad situations that encompass a loss or lack of friendship, marriage, and then cultural rites of passage and sex.

But you'r:e: as bright as I'd expect.
Thank you. I'm not on :e: but thank you.

I laughed because sometimes you have to man up and live the life you chose. Sometimes you think it'll suck and you do the epic. Sometimes, you were right. Sometimes, you're just a man and does what a man has to do. And, you don't know every man's choice despite your insistence in the opposite.

Some of us are not nearly as worried about image as you are. Some of us are men.

Stay bland, my friend.

 
I showed my dog this thread, she gave it the classic sideways crooked perplexed dog look, then laid back down. I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.
:lmao:
This must be very difficult for you to understand.

I know. It's tricky.

It says "saddest" and then offers up three sad situations that encompass a loss or lack of friendship, marriage, and then cultural rites of passage and sex.

But you'r:e: as bright as I'd expect.
Thank you. I'm not on :e: but thank you.

I laughed because sometimes you have to man up and live the life you chose. Sometimes you think it'll suck and you do the epic. Sometimes, you were right. Sometimes, you're just a man and does what a man has to do. And, you don't know every man's choice despite your insistence in the opposite.

Some of us are not nearly as worried about image as you are. Some of us are men.

Stay bland, my friend.
I guess this is as confusing as my posts.

I'm not sure what you mean, but I assure you a simple vote or an opinion would have been appreciated instead of a "NULL" and a :lmao: about dog confusion.

I'm not sure what was tricky about the poll, which might be my problem.

Saddest. A guy or girl who can't give away tickets in hopes of accompaniment, a guy who can't get a date to a wedding and not only that, isn't even considered for it, or a teenager forced to suck up his or her pride to go alone to the prom. Not sure this reflects my life at all.

Not too abstract. Which is the worst? Thought it was worthy of a poll.

 
All I can think of that applies to this thread is this:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 
bostonfred said:
fantasycurse42 said:
bostonfred said:
Ebullient offers are the worst
But are they the saddest?
THE TICKETS ARE UNCLAIMED
Not if you're talking to StubHub42 they're not. They come with watches and waitstaff service.
We're sorry, the deadline for most unintelligible post in this thread has passed but it's not too late to try Tim's thread about ranking presidents.
 
bostonfred said:
fantasycurse42 said:
bostonfred said:
Ebullient offers are the worst
But are they the saddest?
THE TICKETS ARE UNCLAIMED
Not if you're talking to StubHub42 they're not. They come with watches and waitstaff service.
We're sorry, the deadline for most unintelligible post in this thread has passed but it's not too late to try Tim's thread about ranking presidents.
Heh. If we shifted this into a Patriot thread I could just give you a trophy right away.

 
I showed my dog this thread, she gave it the classic sideways crooked perplexed dog look, then laid back down. I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.
:lmao:
This must be very difficult for you to understand.

I know. It's tricky.

It says "saddest" and then offers up three sad situations that encompass a loss or lack of friendship, marriage, and then cultural rites of passage and sex.

But you'r:e: as bright as I'd expect.
Thank you. I'm not on :e: but thank you.

I laughed because sometimes you have to man up and live the life you chose. Sometimes you think it'll suck and you do the epic. Sometimes, you were right. Sometimes, you're just a man and does what a man has to do. And, you don't know every man's choice despite your insistence in the opposite.

Some of us are not nearly as worried about image as you are. Some of us are men.

Stay bland, my friend.
I guess this is as confusing as my posts.

I'm not sure what you mean, but I assure you a simple vote or an opinion would have been appreciated instead of a "NULL" and a :lmao: about dog confusion.

I'm not sure what was tricky about the poll, which might be my problem.

Saddest. A guy or girl who can't give away tickets in hopes of accompaniment, a guy who can't get a date to a wedding and not only that, isn't even considered for it, or a teenager forced to suck up his or her pride to go alone to the prom. Not sure this reflects my life at all.

Not too abstract. Which is the worst? Thought it was worthy of a poll.
Not really

 

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