Seinfeld: Kramer's Best Schemes (1 Viewer)

[Hov34]

Not looking for the best Kramer moment or scene. More his best Scheme or for lack of a better word "Job".

I'm going with Talk Show Host when he found the old Merv Griffin set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGxs8jzcUo

What's your favorite?

 

[urbanhack]

that's my favorite as well.

 

[John Bender]

that's my favorite as well.

Same.

That and when he gets a fake job.

 

[Hov34]

Almost went with Tennis Ball Boy

 

[Don Quixote]

Giant ball of oil. (Hello!)

 

[Frostillicus]

Big fan of the briefcase full of crackers.

 

[snogger]

Talk show was good.

"Movie Phone" is good for a few also.

 

[peaces]

Peterman Reality Bus Tours

 

[urbanhack]

that's my favorite as well.

Same.

That and when he gets a fake job.

yep....1 and 2!

 

[peaces]

Beef-a-Reno-fueled hansom cab rides through Central Park

 

[peaces]

Dr. Van Nostrand, Dermatologist

 

[belljr]

Mine have been mentioned but I'll add

Kramerica and the intern

 

[rick6668]

Merv Griffin is #1 for me

Others:

2. Hansom Cab Rides

3. Bottle Refund

4. Fake Job at agency

5. Movie Phone

6. PB&J's

7. The Executive

8. The Bro

9. Cigar Manufacturer

10. H&H Bagels

11. Rickshaw

 

[peaces]

Trainer, little Jerry Seinfeld

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Public transit bus driver/Batman.

 

[peaces]

Fireman, driver ladder truck

 

[MikeIke]

Merv Griffin is #1 for me

Others:

2. Hansom Cab Rides

3. Bottle Refund

4. Fake Job at agency

5. Movie Phone

6. PB&J's

7. The Executive

8. The Bro Mansierre

9. Cigar Manufacturer

10. H&H Bagels

11. Rickshaw

Fixed that for you

 

[peaces]

Bed and breakfast operator for Japanese businessmen w/hot tub

 

[jomar]

refund scam

 

[peaces]

Beauty pageant coach

 

[jomar]

the one where enjoys showering so much that he starts to cook in the shower and puts in a garbage disposal

 

[jomar]

using the oven to dry your clothes

 

[GOB]

"Why don't you tell me the movie you want to see."

 

[peaces]

Pretend hospital patient, gonorrhea

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Calling a black guy the "n-word".

 

[comfortably numb]

"Why don't you tell me the movie you want to see."

Absolutely love that.Younger people will never get how funny that was

 

[peaces]

underwear model

 

[peaces]

Pimp

 

[peaces]

ASSMAN

 

[sbonomo]

Giant ball of oil. (Hello!)

Kramerica industusties

 

[massraider]

Dr. Van Nostrand, Dermatologist

Underrated. Heading off skin cancer with a deli slicer.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

The Pot Hole/Adopt a Highway

 

[peaces]

serial killer

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Actor "These pretzels are making me thirsty"!

 

[Raider Nation]

Big fan of the briefcase full of crackers.

"Well I don't even really work here." .... "That's what makes this so difficult."

 

[Raider Nation]

Merv Griffin is #1 for me

Others:

2. Hansom Cab Rides

3. Bottle Refund

4. Fake Job at agency

5. Movie Phone

6. PB&J's

7. The Executive

8. The Bro

9. Cigar Manufacturer

10. H&H Bagels

11. Rickshaw

Yep, that's pretty much all of them. You win!

 

[peaces]

Author

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Scalper.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg3fZ2LVSoY&feature=youtu.be&t=10s

 

[peaces]

Santa Claus

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Michigan bottle deposit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1blsZxXDCU

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Cigars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqQIm-AtsXs

 

[The Noid]

Coffee table book about coffee tables, that turns into a coffee table.

http://ic.f.tsatic-cdn.net/1310/635_340/2a7a0_1310235.jpg

 

[snogger]

"Why don't you tell me the movie you want to see."

"Why don't you tell me the movie you want to see."

Absolutely love that.Younger people will never get how funny that was

hmmmmm

 

[peaces]

Portrait model

Inventor

 

[AAABatteries]

Pimp

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Peterman Reality Bus Tours

The real Kramer actually did something like this.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Cigars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqQIm-AtsXs

I love the line "if they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself."

 

[AAABatteries]

Detective 1

Detective 2 - "Make love to that wall pervert."

 

[Hov34]

Smoking Advocate - Stick around for 1:30, possibly the funniest Seinfeld moment ever.

 

[Raider Nation]

Pimp

I love the way every story converged at the end in that one. Brilliant.