5 times. Deserved 2.
1. Group of us stole a Bob's Big Boy statue, made it the centerpiece of a senior party, and when finished put it on the roof of the science building. Stealing a statue/figure like this was a long-running prank at our high school and would inevitably make the local news with the business graciously acknowledging it was a prank and no harm done. Would have gotten away with it but they called us in individually and bluffed to each of us that someone had already admitted we did it. One guy cracked and ratted us all out.
2. Our sand volleyball courts would fill with water every time it rained. Suspended for stocking them with goldfish.
3. Suspended under zero tolerance policy for bringing a toy gun to school. I have 4 older brothers and we had a bunch of these
star trek disc guns that we would shoot each other with. One of my friends brought one to school and was shooting it in french class when the teacher wasn't looking. When my parents were called into the office because I "brought a gun to school" my mom called the vice principal an idiot, said you couldn't hurt anyone with those things, picked it off his desk and shot him with it a bunch of times. Probably the coolest thing my mom ever did.
4. Vandalizing my own locker. For some reason, there was a rumor that I sold weed. Someone thought maybe I kept it in my locker and bent the #### out of it trying to get it open. When I reported my damaged locker, they blamed me for doing it myself. Never understood that one.
5. Walking my bike in a hallway. Also never understood that one. You couldn't ride a bike in the halls, but I was just walking it from one side of the school to the other. I think they just didn't like me much.