***Shark Pool Home League UNO*** - Two-Tight-End Sets FTW (4 Viewers)

[joey]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

I prefer you stay. Ha ha

#Me too

 

[DA RAIDERS]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

SIRIUS BIDNATCH! SKIBIDI….

 

[DA RAIDERS]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

I prefer you stay. Ha ha

#Me too

It’s a movement. Love the vitriol. Stay

 

[FarFromHome]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

SIRIUS BIDNATCH! SKIBIDI….

I'm getting old. I had to Google what that was. It's type of toilet?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

SIRIUS BIDNATCH! SKIBIDI….

I'm getting old. I had to Google what that was. It's type of toilet?

 

[LawFitz]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

I'm giving you a hard time, dude, in good fun. You've been dishing it out for weeks in multiple threads. You had to know some of that energy would be coming back. I am the clueless drafter and you are the hall monitor. Both labels can be true and untrue at the same time. That's why it's funny.

I would rather you stay - you've been a great foil - but just know that you are going to get continued heat for any and all draft calls you made that go sideways, regardless, as I am sure all of mine will just as much.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

I'm giving you a hard time, dude, in good fun. You've been dishing it out for weeks in multiple threads. You had to know some of that energy would be coming back. I am the clueless drafter and you are the hall monitor. Both labels can be true and untrue at the same time. That's why it's funny.

I would rather you stay - you've been a great foil - but just know that you are going to get continued heat for any and all draft calls you made that go sideways, regardless, as I am sure all of mine will just as much.

Straight rizz

 

[BassNBrew]

@FarFromHome offered braelon Allen for ekeler. I accepted.

Don't let the sheriff see this. Braelen's ADP was/is way lower dude. Didn't you know?!?

Was it a handcuff attempt? If so you have to pay up. I'm probably in the minority, but if I pay a 1st round price for a RB and can spend a 10th or later to lock in that production, I'm doing so.

Glad you approve. @DA RAIDERS can roam the halls carefree (for now) without shoulder checking for the sash!

You were the one who mentioned me. If you prefer that I step out of this thread just let me know and I will accomodate your wishes.

I'm giving you a hard time, dude, in good fun. You've been dishing it out for weeks in multiple threads. You had to know some of that energy would be coming back. I am the clueless drafter and you are the hall monitor. Both labels can be true and untrue at the same time. That's why it's funny.

I would rather you stay - you've been a great foil - but just know that you are going to get continued heat for any and all draft calls you made that go sideways, regardless, as I am sure all of mine will just as much.

Cool. I know I’m the turd in the punch bowl. Good group here so fun to stir it up. Only wish there was a way to look at this league other than the draft results

 

[Chaka]

FIRE SALE AT @Houston turmOiler 's!!!!

Everything must GO!!!

 

[Houston turmOiler]

FIRE SALE AT @Houston turmOiler 's!!!!

Everything must GO!!!

To borrow your line, "I hate my team."

 

[Chaka]

FIRE SALE AT @Houston turmOiler 's!!!!

Everything must GO!!!

To borrow your line, "I hate my team."

 

[LawFitz]

The trade block has undertaken significant renovations, going from purple to orange on the monopoly board! There are actually names I'd consider rostering now. Funny what a couple weeks of deflating dreams will do!

 

[Houston turmOiler]

I started to put the whole team on there but my thumbs got tired and I had to take a nap.

 

[BassNBrew]

I started to put the whole team on there but my thumbs got tired and I had to take a nap.

Banned laughing emoji here.

 

[FarFromHome]

I started to put the whole team on there but my thumbs got tired and I had to take a nap.

Banned laughing emoji here.

Reported. Ha ha

 

[Chaka]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

 

[LawFitz]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

:shoulder shrug:

There is some value to me, but more as a convenient throw in to spice up and even out an otherwise 2-for-1 into a 2-for-2.

 

[Chaka]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

:shoulder shrug:

There is some value to me, but more as a convenient throw in to spice up and even out an otherwise 2-for-1 into a 2-for-2.

Okay, thanks. Sending an offer shortly.

I hope it isn't viewed as "offensive", it can be tough to gauge how deeply people love their guys.

 

[LawFitz]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

:shoulder shrug:

There is some value to me, but more as a convenient throw in to spice up and even out an otherwise 2-for-1 into a 2-for-2.

Okay, thanks. Sending an offer shortly.

I hope it isn't viewed as "offensive", it can be tough to gauge how deeply people love their guys.

Any offer that includes an ugly girl QB is by default offensive!

 

[FarFromHome]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

:shoulder shrug:

There is some value to me, but more as a convenient throw in to spice up and even out an otherwise 2-for-1 into a 2-for-2.

Okay, thanks. Sending an offer shortly.

I hope it isn't viewed as "offensive", it can be tough to gauge how deeply people love their guys.

Any offer that includes an ugly girl QB is by default offensive!

The problem is he waited so long to draft a qb that he currently has FOUR qbs on his roster. A qb is gonna ALWAYS be in the offer. Ha ha

 

[LawFitz]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

:shoulder shrug:

There is some value to me, but more as a convenient throw in to spice up and even out an otherwise 2-for-1 into a 2-for-2.

Okay, thanks. Sending an offer shortly.

I hope it isn't viewed as "offensive", it can be tough to gauge how deeply people love their guys.

Any offer that includes an ugly girl QB is by default offensive!

The problem is he waited so long to draft a qb that he currently has FOUR qbs on his roster. A qb is gonna ALWAYS be in the offer. Ha ha

Yes, but only one of the four looks like an ugly girl... Insta-reject!!

 

[Chaka]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

:shoulder shrug:

There is some value to me, but more as a convenient throw in to spice up and even out an otherwise 2-for-1 into a 2-for-2.

Okay, thanks. Sending an offer shortly.

I hope it isn't viewed as "offensive", it can be tough to gauge how deeply people love their guys.

Any offer that includes an ugly girl QB is by default offensive!

The problem is he waited so long to draft a qb that he currently has FOUR qbs on his roster. A qb is gonna ALWAYS be in the offer. Ha ha

It's tough being so pretty.

 

[Chaka]

@LawFitz & @Deamon

Is it even worth throwing out Jaylen Wright as a value commodity in trade offers?

Just trying to save time.

:shoulder shrug:

There is some value to me, but more as a convenient throw in to spice up and even out an otherwise 2-for-1 into a 2-for-2.

Okay, thanks. Sending an offer shortly.

I hope it isn't viewed as "offensive", it can be tough to gauge how deeply people love their guys.

Any offer that includes an ugly girl QB is by default offensive!

The problem is he waited so long to draft a qb that he currently has FOUR qbs on his roster. A qb is gonna ALWAYS be in the offer. Ha ha

Yes, but only one of the four looks like an ugly girl... Insta-reject!!

Everyone hates the pretty ones.

Counter?

 

[FarFromHome]

If you put your entire roster on the trading block does that mean nothing is on the trading block? Ha ha

 

[Houston turmOiler]

If you put your entire roster on the trading block does that mean nothing is on the trading block? Ha ha

You're looking for too much hidden meaning. When you're 0-2, anything is available... if people want to talk. If they don't, no big deal either.

 

[FarFromHome]

If you put your entire roster on the trading block does that mean nothing is on the trading block? Ha ha

You're looking for too much hidden meaning. When you're 0-2, anything is available... if people want to talk. If they don't, no big deal either.

Well. I like u. I bet your a high character family guy that contributes great things to your community. Nothing personal, but I hope you struggle for one more week then go on a win streak.

 

[joey]

@Chaos34 congrats in advance on your big win against me this weekend.

#itWorksUntilItDoesnt

 

[Chaka]

@Chaos34 congrats in advance on your big win against me this weekend.

#itWorksUntilItDoesnt

 

[Houston turmOiler]

If you put your entire roster on the trading block does that mean nothing is on the trading block? Ha ha

You're looking for too much hidden meaning. When you're 0-2, anything is available... if people want to talk. If they don't, no big deal either.

Well. I like u. I bet your a high character family guy that contributes great things to your community. Nothing personal, but I hope you struggle for one more week then go on a win streak.

Congratulations on your victory, from one outstanding citizen to another. I tried my best, but you were just too awesome. Best of luck moving forward... but you shouldn't need it.

 

[LawFitz]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

 

[Deamon]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

Congrats, you will win.

 

[FarFromHome]

If you put your entire roster on the trading block does that mean nothing is on the trading block? Ha ha

You're looking for too much hidden meaning. When you're 0-2, anything is available... if people want to talk. If they don't, no big deal either.

Well. I like u. I bet your a high character family guy that contributes great things to your community. Nothing personal, but I hope you struggle for one more week then go on a win streak.

Congratulations on your victory, from one outstanding citizen to another. I tried my best, but you were just too awesome. Best of luck moving forward... but you shouldn't need it.

Mahalo!!!!

 

[FarFromHome]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

Sweep the leg!!!! I have so much more respect for old school alpha males. Ha ha

 

[LawFitz]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

Congrats, you will win.

Damn straight.
I have the ultimate karma trump card here - well beyond your reverse jinxes. I have the unicorn of all unicorns - the starting white Running Back. Ghosts of John Riggins, Mike Alstott, Peyton Hillis coming for ya, my dude.
Whatcha gonna do???... Absolutely nuthin!

 

[Deamon]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

Congrats, you will win.

Damn straight.
I have the ultimate karma trump card here - well beyond your reverse jinxes. I have the unicorn of all unicorns - the starting white Running Back. Ghosts of John Riggins, Mike Alstott, Peyton Hillis coming for ya, my dude.
Whatcha gonna do???... Absolutely nuthin!

K.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

@jvdesigns2002 in the spirit of whatever this is…I hope you go to bed tomorrow night knowing that I’m currently starting 2 TEs. Sleep well!

 

[joey]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

Sweep the leg!!!! I have so much more respect for old school alpha males. Ha ha

[strikethru] I respect people with senses of humor. [/strikethru]

That comes off much harser in writing than I intended.

Just meant as a fun jab between 2 dudes having drinks at a bar.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

Sweep the leg!!!! I have so much more respect for old school alpha males. Ha ha

[strikethru] I respect people with senses of humor. [/strikethru]

That comes off much harser in writing than I intended.

Just meant as a fun jab between 2 dudes having drinks at a bar.

iFight!,!

 

[joey]

I'd like to take a brief moment to tell @Deamon to eat a big bag of fat ones this weekend while my team whoops his.

Kermit Mahomes >>>>>>>>> Joshy Allen!!!

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!

Sweep the leg!!!! I have so much more respect for old school alpha males. Ha ha

[strikethru] I respect people with senses of humor. [/strikethru]

That comes off much harser in writing than I intended.

Just meant as a fun jab between 2 dudes having drinks at a bar.

iFight!,!

Laugh emoji

 

[FarFromHome]

Sleeper projections had my matchup this week a draw to open. Then it went to underdog at 6. Now I'm an underdog at 11. It's just getting silly. Ha ha

 

[FarFromHome]

Joey is the biggest projectioned winner. Nice win man.

 

[joey]

Joey is the biggest projectioned winner. Nice win man.

Try to be a more macho, alpha male, if you could. Thanks in advance.

-Joey Management

 

[FarFromHome]

Joey is the biggest projectioned winner. Nice win man.

Try to be a more macho, alpha male, if you could. Thanks in advance.

-Joey Management

I'll respond in a bit. My wife is making me lunch then she has to do laundry. I prefer to respond to people on the internet after meals and when house is picked up. She didnt sleep well so she isn't at full strength. She'll get it done though.

 

[joey]

Joey is the biggest projectioned winner. Nice win man.

Try to be a more macho, alpha male, if you could. Thanks in advance.

-Joey Management

I'll respond in a bit. My wife is making me lunch then she has to do laundry. I prefer to respond to people on the internet after meals and when house is picked up. She didnt sleep well so she isn't at full strength. She'll get it done though.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

@jvdesigns2002 in the spirit of whatever this is…I hope you go to bed tomorrow night knowing that I’m currently starting 2 TEs. Sleep well!

lol. I don’t like my chances at all this week. Purdy with no Deebo, Kittle or c-Mac to throw it to, no Kupp, No mixon, waddle with a horrid qb passing him the ball. Your Tight ends are solid. Sadly enough—I hate to say it—Friermuth has been a serviceable TE for me—-even though I waited crazy long to get him. In any case— I think my good luck dries out this week. I had a nice week one, I got a pretty fraudulent win in week 2 (I didn’t manage my roster well and benched a lot of points—but my opponents team didn’t show up)—and I don’t see myself getting another fraudulent/lucky win this week. Cheers to a nice match either way.

 

[FarFromHome]

My Soldiers are marching.....beating the drums.....searching for more points...

 

[joey]

My soldiers sprained their ankles, go snagged on barbed wire, and hoping to limp to another squeaker of a victory.

 

[Chaka]

I'm just too pretty.

 

[FarFromHome]

I'm just too pretty.

The word I was thinking was closer to overachiever.

 

[Chaka]

I'm just too pretty.

The word I was thinking was closer to overachiever.

"Pretty overachiever."